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malcolm
03-11-2009, 01:05 PM
Looking out for you brother.

Kevan
03-11-2009, 05:02 PM
I accidently nailed one of them with my car going to work one morning, but not before he strafed my radiator good with a bunch of tiny bullets. Coulda sworn I heard above my car radio someone yell, "Die you M-F-!"

Spent $150 repairing the holes in the radiator and they pulled a tiny bayonet from the tread in my tire.

Who knew?

William
03-12-2009, 07:28 AM
Oh yeah. That was a picture from the last hunting trip that AR and I went on. We had been staking out a Squirrel bar where the cretins are known to hang out and plot their sorties against the cyclists of the world.

http://media.decider.com/assets/images/articles/article/509/bar2_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

It’s also a well known fact that Squirrels are a major cause of global warming so we felt that the small step of helping cyclists everywhere by taking a few out was a giant leap for mankind as well.

http://www.conservativecat.com/Ferdy/image/SquirrelAndMissileLauncherComparison.gif

We’ll be celebrating our one week anniversary of that trip this weekend. You’re all invited to help us scarf down our Squirrel cake. Note the cute little squirrels on top of the cake….and we’ll eat each one of the Effin little critters.

http://adayintheweek.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sqcake1.jpg

By the way, for a limited time: each order of HandleBra, the World’s best bar wrap, will come with a free dead squirrel t-shirt. You can help spread the word to keep cycling safe and stop global warming!

http://rlv.zcache.com/dead_squirrel_tshirt-p235002120852062543trlf_400.jpg





William :D

fiamme red
03-18-2009, 03:33 PM
http://www.nj.com/newsflash/index.ssf?/base/news-36/1237339455201860.xml&storylist=jersey

PITTSGROVE, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey State Police and the Salem County Humane Society are investigating the discovery of more than a dozen plastic bags containing dead squirrels in a wooded area of Pittsgrove.

William, did you hire the Sopranos to do this? :D

RudAwkning
03-18-2009, 09:21 PM
Looking out for you brother.

Watch out, they may shoot back

sw3759
03-19-2009, 05:34 AM
that is too funny..you guys are nuts..no pun intended..i think the next Serotta open house should have a squirrel fry.and come on,who doesn't like fried squirrel.. :beer:


Scott

Volant
03-19-2009, 09:13 AM
William,
In case you get to Olney, IL; it is illegal to hunt or kill white squirrels!! Just FYI.

Not to be outdone, Normal, IL has an ordinance making it illegal to make faces at dogs! Here's some other crazy laws/ordinances for Illinois: http://cbs2chicago.com/slideshows/odd.illinois.laws.20.792779.html

William
03-19-2009, 09:17 AM
I can neither confirm or deny my where abouts regarding New jersey or Olney, IL.


Just sayin'







William :D