William
12-02-2004, 01:41 PM
"The Cyclists That Don't Do Anything" (sung to the tune of "The Pirates that don't do anything")
We are the cyclists, who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you.......we've done everything
Well we've never raced in Greenland
and we've never raced in Denver
and we've never gotten road rash in ST Louie or ST Paul
and we've never raced in Moscow
and we've never raced in Tampa
and we've never raced in Boston in da fall
we are the cyclists, who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you........we've done everything
and we've never squeezed a brifter
and we've never shifted a shifter
and we've never stuck a pedal, cause we've never raced at all
and we've never won a crit prime
and we've never owned spooge cream.
and we've never raced in Boston in da fall
we are the cyclists who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you.......we've done everything
We've never plucked a rooster
and we're not too good at pacelines
and we've never thrown our flat Tufos up against the wall
and we've never kissed a spoke nipple,
and we've never gotten head lice
and we have never raced in Boston in da fall
Well we don't know what Tyler did
but we're harshing on the kid
& we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
& we don't smoke, we don't chew
but we'll watch Phil Liggit spew
we are the cyclists who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you.......we've done everything
and we've never licked a Spec-trum
and we've never sniffed a Merlin
and we've never painted Daisies on a Big Leg Emma at all
and we've never bathed on a Legend
and we don't look good on a Cervelo
and we've never raced in Boston in da fall
we are the cyclists who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you.......we've done everything
If you have to ask,
You wouldn't understand. :p
William:rolleyes:
BOOM BOOM
OUT GO DA LIGHTS!!! :D
We are the cyclists, who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you.......we've done everything
Well we've never raced in Greenland
and we've never raced in Denver
and we've never gotten road rash in ST Louie or ST Paul
and we've never raced in Moscow
and we've never raced in Tampa
and we've never raced in Boston in da fall
we are the cyclists, who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you........we've done everything
and we've never squeezed a brifter
and we've never shifted a shifter
and we've never stuck a pedal, cause we've never raced at all
and we've never won a crit prime
and we've never owned spooge cream.
and we've never raced in Boston in da fall
we are the cyclists who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you.......we've done everything
We've never plucked a rooster
and we're not too good at pacelines
and we've never thrown our flat Tufos up against the wall
and we've never kissed a spoke nipple,
and we've never gotten head lice
and we have never raced in Boston in da fall
Well we don't know what Tyler did
but we're harshing on the kid
& we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
& we don't smoke, we don't chew
but we'll watch Phil Liggit spew
we are the cyclists who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you.......we've done everything
and we've never licked a Spec-trum
and we've never sniffed a Merlin
and we've never painted Daisies on a Big Leg Emma at all
and we've never bathed on a Legend
and we don't look good on a Cervelo
and we've never raced in Boston in da fall
we are the cyclists who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and type around
and if you ask us, If we've done anything
we'll just tell you.......we've done everything
If you have to ask,
You wouldn't understand. :p
William:rolleyes:
BOOM BOOM
OUT GO DA LIGHTS!!! :D