OT: Anniversary coming up? Guys, listen up...

[William]

I'm just looking out for you guys. You better watch and learn....

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/VideoPage.aspx

Ok, who has been there? C'mon, get your hands up... ;)


William

[CaliFly]

I helped build that house... :crap:

[jeffg]

Hey, who has not done something stupid vis-a-vis a spouse?

In my defense, my bride got jewelry this year (and pretty much every year)

[rwsaunders]

I just celebrated 25 years in the Big House last October. No parole in the immediate future.....

[Joel]

Ah a good Monday evening laugh! Been there for sure.

But last year was 20th, so figured it'd be the BIG HOUSE if I hosed that one up.

So, I came home off a trip unannounced and told her to pack for five days a grab her jacket and passport. We were leaving. Wouldn't tell her where we going. I'd had arranged "big seats" to Rome and cool hotel.

But, did it get me "ahead" in points? Well, of course not! It merely made up past transgressions (most of which were bicycle related!).

[L84dinr]

married this year. Dont know what to do. Maybe get me mum to watch the children and me 'n the missus can fly to Vegas for a long weekend.

Had a very good friend of mine purchase a vacuum cleaner for his wife for an anniversary gift, either first or second anniversary. Man was he in trouble. I laughed, Hard!

Stay Hard!

[Ahneida Ride]

Had a very good friend of mine purchase a vacuum cleaner for his wife for an anniversary gift, either first or second anniversary. Man was he in trouble.


Well it's obvious why .... he shoulda got her a DUAL BAG vacuum .... :D

[csm]

or a dyson

[rounder]

Bought my wife a coffe pot one year for her birthday. Thought she would love it...boy was i wrong. Later bought various watches and purses for xmas etc. Hated them also. Then one year, bought her a guitar for our anniversary (she doesn't play) and she liked that. Lesson learned...always give her a card that tells her you love her.

[bzbvh5]

You know those DeBeers diamond commercials?" he asks. "They've become more truth in advertising. First it was, 'A diamond is forever,' then 'It will take her breath away,' then 'Diamonds: Leave her speechless.' "

"What they really mean to say," he says dryly, "that'll shut her up!, for a minute"

[William]

You know those DeBeers diamond commercials?" he asks. "They've become more truth in advertising. First it was, 'A diamond is forever,' then 'It will take her breath away,' then 'Diamonds: Leave her speechless.' "

"What they really mean to say," he says dryly, "that'll shut her up!, for a minute"


Your still in there aren't you! How did you get to a computer???



;) :)

William

[mandasol]

Later bought various watches and purses for xmas etc. Hated them also.


Bad move, women ALWAYS wants to see how the purses look while they carry them (?). My wife can spend hours just tossing a bag over her shoulders and looking in the mirror, and there must some uncrackable algorithm for what looks right and what doesn't because some she'll say looks terrible and some are just perfect, but THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! She has her sights set on a $1600 Ferragamo purse - I don't even know how to pronounce that - I can barely pronounce Colnago and Campagnolo.

[rwsaunders]

New line of greeting cards from the Bud Lite Institute for men who are in trouble.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI8dNpKqAM0

[jeffg]

Bad move, women ALWAYS wants to see how the purses look while they carry them (?). My wife can spend hours just tossing a bag over her shoulders and looking in the mirror, and there must some uncrackable algorithm for what looks right and what doesn't because some she'll say looks terrible and some are just perfect, but THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! She has her sights set on a $1600 Ferragamo purse - I don't even know how to pronounce that - I can barely pronounce Colnago and Campagnolo.

I think the lesson here is that you need to know what your S.O. likes. I bought mine a Kate Spade bag she loves --I am very wary of clothes, however, I would not press my luck there ...

Context is also key. I bought her the bag when our first born was about six months old ... after getting diaper bags as gifts from her friends, I presented the bag along with news we had a "date" that night and she needed a date bag to match.

She probably likes it more for the fact that I reminded her she was my bride before she was a mom than the bag itself, and isn't that the point?

[gasman]

William-thanks for making my day-my wife also watched and loved it !!

I did some dumb things especially early in our relationship-less now but i have been below the doghouse-like the gopher house or something.

[rwsaunders]

OK Willy...these will definitely get you in trouble...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She
asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something
shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school 20 reunion. I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My word!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah, she can order for herself."

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A woman is standing, looking in the bedroom mirror. She's not
happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look
old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's near perfect.'

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her look fat. I told her not as
much as the dress she wore yesterday.

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" She said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

[Ahneida Ride]

Can we get a drum roll ????? ;)