OT How to Make a Woman Happy

[keno]

How to Make a Woman Happy


It's not difficult to make a woman happy....
A man only needs to be:





1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


keno

[Bill Bove]

Sounds plausable, but still only a theory.

[Ray]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


keno
Even easier than that. If the food's good enough, we don't need naked and if the naked's good enough, we don't need food.

Happy New Year!

-Ray

[soulspinner]

I cant be #47 and be many of the others :p

[gman]

I am #38 and that's all I'm gonna say...

[dsimon]

14-21 doesnt work for me and 45-50 is reall really hard :crap:

[PBWrench]

Keno -- a wonderful start although sincere was left off the list(and that's a tough one). John Winston Lennon wrote "A woman should be obscene and not heard." I believe he was being sincere. PBW

[Frankwurst]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

What? No Beer? :beer:

[bob the nailer]

And the food is optional

[CaliFly]

Love it...way to ring in the new year! :hello:

[Ahneida Ride]

Where is the PC Police ? :p ;) :hello: :beer:

[paczki]

Where is the PC Police ? :p ;) :hello: :beer:

Here I am. 6 is creepy.

[Louis]

#10, #14 and #15 are redundant

[Karin Kirk]

Here I am. 6 is creepy.
Meanwhile, #4 and #5 appear to have been advised by someone from rural West Virginia.

[Fixed]

it all comes when you love someone more than yourself imho
cheers

[Spinner]

... clean and correctly-lubricated chains, degreased cogs, smooth-cranking bottom brackets, crisp shifts and the like? are good bike mechanic skills in demand by women?

clueless in cleveland

[capybaras]

... clean and correctly-lubricated chains, degreased cogs, smooth-cranking bottom brackets, crisp shifts and the like? are good bike mechanic skills in demand by women?

clueless in cleveland

Definitely a plus :beer:

[mikki]

... clean and correctly-lubricated chains,




Does this go with #6?

[Avispa]

Keno,

Just wondering what's the reason for the post? Having marital issues? :eek:

In my book, it all depends what woman you marry! With my wife, I can be all those things on the list... and none! She does not seem to care.

Happy New Year!

..A..

[toaster]

Happy is temporary.

Also, better to love yourself first, and not in the typical narcissistic way which is a fault not a virtue and that way if you are successful at it you might have enough around to share.

[soulspinner]

Women dig slant 6 lugs, Campagnolo grouppos and handbuilt lightweight wheels..... :cool:

[Ahneida Ride]

Keno .....


you are going to wind up here (http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/VideoPage.aspx)

[capybaras]

also helps to be good at waxing skis

[keno]

I asked my wife to read this thread. She thinks that many of you have serious issues. As for herself, she thought the joke very funny and immediately passed it along to her friends, most of whom felt similarly. The woman friend who sent it to me in the first instance felt that way, too.

Be married for a decade or two - you'll get it as will your wife.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

keno

[Ahneida Ride]

OZ being facetious .... It's hysterical ... I sent it on to my
best female friends.

[BumbleBeeDave]

She thinks that many of you have serious issues.

. . . is a surprise to her?!?! :rolleyes: ;)

BBD

[Jack Brunk]

Women dig slant 6 lugs, Campagnolo grouppos and handbuilt lightweight wheels..... :cool:
LIke this:

[pdbrye]

LIke this:

OK, OK...you win that gets bike of the year!! Even if it is only 3 days into the new year, that'll be tough to beat.

[Jack Brunk]

OK, OK...you win that gets bike of the year!! Even if it is only 3 days into the new year, that'll be tough to beat.
I only posted it as it fit Soulspinners criteria. It is sweet though.

[DfCas]

Meanwhile, #4 and #5 appear to have been advised by someone from rural West Virginia.


We like to keep it in the family here in West Virginia.

[gearguywb]

"How to keep a woman happy"

at least 3-4 days out of every 28 shoot yourself in front of her.

My other answer.......who cares?

[Pete Serotta]

:) :) YEP~~


She will thank you and BEN will thank you

[William]

Merry Christmas Keno where ever you are!! :beer:






William ;) :D

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . if he's still commuting up to PA to ride on the track . . . in those used bibs he got off eBay? :D

BBD

[spiderman]

clean the basement!
major cool points...who knew??

[cmg]

"How to keep a woman happy"

at least 3-4 days out of every 28 shoot yourself in front of her.

My other answer.......who cares?


funny stuff. i lost track of the times i said "What do you want me to do, shoot myself........."

[jr59]

Funny thread.

I made it easy on myself. I gave a 4.17 carat diamond!

Hopefully that will allow me a few of the last 2 on the list!

[Bob Ross]

If the food's good enough, we don't need naked

I have never tasted any food anywhere that was that good.

[witcombusa]

I have never tasted any food anywhere that was that good.

Always remember....there is GOOD naked and there is BAD naked.
One is far more common than the other.........

[dogdriver]

Reminds me of an old joke involving a genie, a bridge to Hawaii, and understanding a woman's intellect...

[johnnyk]

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!" the man told his wife.
"Oh," she smiled wryly, "I'll miss you".

[alancw3]

i am not sure there is an answer to this question. women are complex. that being said there so am old saying "you can't live with them and you can't live without them".

[William]

i am not sure there is an answer to this question. women are complex. that being said there so am old saying "you can't live with them and you can't live without them".


"Happy wife, happy life." :beer:





William

[dave thompson]

"Happy wife, happy life." :beer:





William
That's right. I keep her bicycle clean, tuned and in great working order; I'm golden.

[William]

That's right. I keep her bicycle clean, tuned and in great working order; I'm golden.

Hey! There are limits to everything you know. ;) :D




William

[rugbysecondrow]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


keno

I kept an Italian girl around for an extra two months because of these two.
Man, I miss that food.

[Pete Serotta]

We miss seeing you.


And my being older than dirt has shown me that women are forces to be reckoned with, so watch what you say here for this is not a 'guys locker room' And lady cyclists are friends And welcome members of the forum.


Happy holiday season


Pete

[witcombusa]

We miss seeing you.


And my being older than dirt has shown me that women are forces to be reckoned with, so watch what you say here for this is not a 'guys locker room' And lady cyclists are friends And welcome members of the forum.


Happy holiday season


Pete

They understand that list better than we do.......

[witcombusa]

i am not sure there is an answer to this question. women are complex. that being said there so am old saying "you can't live with them and you can't live without them".

And yet one is so much easier than the other....

[Pete Serotta]

They understand that list better than we do.......

And usually smarter than us!

[Pete Serotta]

They understand that list better than we do.......

And usually smarter than us!

[Elefantino]

Marry the right woman.

[soulspinner]

Hey! There are limits to everything you know. ;) :D




William


He he :)

[Jaq]

i am not sure there is an answer to this question. women are complex. that being said there so am old saying "you can't live with them and you can't live without them".

Actually, the saying is: "Women. Can't live with 'em, and you can't shoot 'em."