Hey e-Ritchie

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Congrads on the 12 place Nats. Pics?

http://www.kccrossnationals.com/PDF/RESULTS-2008/12.pdf

[rcnute]

I don't think he lives here anymore.

[Blue Jays]

You might get a response by notifying e-RICHIE.
The other guy, e-RITCHIE, is his younger cousin with behavioral problems, atmo.

[Sandy]

e-RICHIE doesn't live here anymore but he visits. I am really impressed with that high of a finish in cross Nationals, especially with his varied activities that take up so much time.

Congratulations to you e-RICHIE. Now to really impress us all, enter a pro race and beat flux. That would be quite the accomplishment....We won't count the laps each of you rode.....


Speedy Sandy

[soulspinner]

Great job. You had the best bike atmo.... :)

[William]

http://21stcmb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/07/tiny_elvis.jpg


The Adventures of Tiny e.

Tiny e.....e RICHIE
Trebon.....Ryan Trebon
Page.....Jonathan Page
Flux the Driver.....As himself


[ open on Tiny e's mansion, Tiny e. and the boys in the living room ]

Tiny e: Hey, Page, Trebon, you boys having a good time?

Trebon: Count on it, Tiny e.

Page: Takin' care of business, Tiny e!

Tiny e: Well, that's good man, that's real good. Hey, Page, Trebon! Look how big that derailler is, man! That's hu-u-uge!

Page: [ laughs ]

Trebon: That's right, e!

Tiny e: Well, man, I don't know how I'd ever shift that thing, man. That is enormous!

Page: That's right, e, that's a big derailler! [ slaps his knee ]

Tiny e: Sure is, man. That's a really big derailler!

Trebon: That's hilarious, e!

Page: Yeah, e, you're really funny!

Tiny e: Hey, man.. look at that Gu pack, man. That is huge! Man, I'll never be able to use all that Gu, man. That is way too much!

Trebon: Yeah, that's a big Gu pack, e!

Tiny e: Sure is huge, man.

Page: That's hilarious, e!

Trebon: Score another one for the Tiny e!

Page: Man, we can't keep up with you!

Tiny e: Well, I'm just saying it's a big Gu pack, that's all.

Trebon: [ laughing ] There he goes again! That's why he's the Tiny e.

Page: Hey, stand next to it. Come on, e, that'd be real cute!

Tiny e: [ taking offense ] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you saying, man?

Page: What's the matter, Tiny e?

Tiny e: What, are you calling me "cute", man?

Page: I'm sorry, Tiny e...

Tiny e: Hey, man, I'm not cute! I'm a blackbelt in karate! I got a good mind to climb up your shirt and give your lower a lip a roundhouse kick!

Page: I'm sorry. Sorry.

Tiny e: Well, I could split your lip in 79 kicks, man!

Trebon: Well, he didn't mean anything by it, Tiny e.

Tiny e: Well, alright. But you do it again I’ll beat you with a Twizzler. Let's go for a ride.

Trebon: I'm with you, e.

Page: Count me in, Tiny e.

Tiny e: Well, tell Flux to bring the bikes around.

[ the scene shifts to the boys riding with Tiny e on the handlebars. Tiny E stands atop the classic bend bars. ]

Tiny e: Turn left here, man!

Flux the Driver: You're the man, e.

Page: Good call, Tiny King.

Tiny e: Hey, man! Look at that lever on that brifter! Man, that is hu-u-uge!

[ the boys laugh ]

Page: Man, you're going tonight, Tiny e!

Tiny e: Well, I'm just saying that's a big lever, that's all. Alright, it looks pretty dead out. Tiny e's gonna get some shuteye. [ curls up on the bars ]

Flux the Driver: You do that, Tiny e!

Page: Oh, look at him, Trebon. That's adorable!

Trebon: Yeah, he looks like a tiny mouse.

Flux Driver: You know what would be really cute? If e would lay his little head down on a miniature marshmallow.

Trebon: [ laughing ] Hey, put a little acorn on his head and use it for a helmet!

[ the boys laugh harder ]

Page: Man, he's so cute, he's like a buttercup!

[ the boys keep laughing, as Tiny e wakes up ]

Tiny e: Oh, what's that, man? What's this buttercup stuff, man?

Flux the Driver: Oh.. we're sorry, e... We thought you was asleep..

Tiny e: [ outraged ] What, you doing that again?! Who's the buttercup, ME?!

Page: We're sorry, e...

Tiny e: Well, that's it! Get off the bikes!

[ the Riders slam on the brakes and they all jump off the bikes ]


Trebon: Good call.

Page: You're the King, Tiny e!

[ the scene shifts to Tiny e standing on the top tube, with one hand gripped to the handle bars coasting along the cross course]

Tiny e: Oh, man! Look at these handle bars! They’re hu-u-uge man!!



:rolleyes: ;) :D

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Hmm I though I just saw him post here a few weeks ago?

Anyway any other forum members do Nats this year? Last year it was miserable. I still hurt in the cold ever since.

[fiamme red]

Tiny e: Well, that's good man, that's real good. Hey, Page, Trebon! Look how big that derailler is, man! That's hu-u-uge!

Page: [ laughs ]

Trebon: That's right, e!Hey, look at how big that beer is, man! That's hu-u-uge!

http://www.cyclingnews.com/cross.php?id=/photos/2008/oct08/gloucester08/gloucester082/gloucester_men14