money...

[bostondrunk]

dammit, I'm supposed to take the little lady out for a steak dinner tonight, $80. I could buy a huge amount of assos bum cream for that, or put a 1.5% downpayment on an Ottrott....grrr... ;)

[dirtdigger88]

I have always found that money "invested" in the little lady makes money "spent" on cycling that much easier for me to survive. :p

Jason

[M_A_Martin]

Only 80?

Consider yourself lucky.

[Dr. Doofus]

Dear Drunk :

The lady will eat 60.00 worth of food? I hope it isn't to McDonalds....

(20.00 calculation of the drunkman's dinner of twenty 1.00 PBR drafts)


Your Humble Servant,

Dr. D. Doofus, Esq.

[bostondrunk]

Naw, the drunk will have some steak, and a few vodka martinis, a bunch of olives, etc.

Dirtdigger,
good point. :beer:

[coylifut]

You'll have to switch to Noxema.

[Ozz]

dammit, I'm supposed to take the little lady out for a steak dinner tonight, $80. I could buy a huge amount of assos bum cream for that, or put a 1.5% downpayment on an Ottrott....grrr... ;)

keep referring to her as "the little lady' and you may not have to worry about spending $$ on her...

Refer her to this thread and I am sure you won't...

I'm sure there's a joke here somewhere about being home alone on a Friday night, without a little lady and a lot of chamois cream but I'm too lazy to think of it....someone more eloquent is invited to step in :banana:

[Kevan]

I heard that Boston's Blue Plate special this weekend, is bird served on a cold homeplate. :D