Dumb office dare of the day...

[William]

Tell a colleague that last night was a mistake and you don't want a relationship with them. When they ask what you're talking about, just say "exactly - let's just act like it never happened." Personally - I think it is a whole lot funnier if you say it to someone of the same sex.




William ;)

[keevon]

Ooh ooh, can I pick tomorrow's dare?

Don't do any work. Split your time between Serotta, VSalon, WW, and Velonews. Add occasional bathroom breaks.

[torquer]

Ooh ooh, can I pick tomorrow's dare?

Don't do any work. Split your time between Serotta, VSalon, WW, and Velonews. Add occasional bathroom breaks.
Sounds like my typical day, just substitute cyclingnews.com for WW.

[Kevan]

no chance!

[girlie]

Tell a colleague that last night was a mistake and you don't want a relationship with them. When they ask what you're talking about, just say "exactly - let's just act like it never happened." Personally - I think it is a whole lot funnier if you say it to someone of the same sex.




William ;)

But I actually had a good time;)

[johnnymossville]

I just said those exact words to her in the hall and now she wants to go to lunch.

[William]

But I actually had a good time;)


http://www.negotiationlawblog.com/shhhhhh.jpg


Shhhhhhhhhh. It never happened remember? ;)






William :)

[slowgoing]

Tell a colleague that last night was a mistake and you don't want a relationship with them. When they ask what you're talking about, just say "exactly - let's just act like it never happened." Personally - I think it is a whole lot funnier if you say it to someone of the same sex.




William ;)

Yeah, then get a visit from the office administrator saying that you're being investigated for creating a hostile work environment. Nice!

[jimp1234]

Rejection can be a big aphrodisiac alright......



I just said those exact words to her in the hall and now she wants to go to lunch.

[39cross]

I was wondering why BruceK was acting so strangely on the ride home...

[William]

I was wondering why BruceK was acting so strangely on the ride home...


I was wondering how long it would be until some one figured it out.... :D ;)





William

[KJMUNC]

Office food bets are more fun IMHO. As consultants we live on the road, work long hours and during the week we regularly challenge each other with sometimes outrageous food bets for cash.

My haul so far:
$150 for eating a dessert out of the showcase that was made completely out of butter and was at least 3mo old
$60 for eating two pork sliders, a plate of fries and two beers in 3min

Other bets have been to chug a bottle of honey (failed), eat a ball of wasabi (success for $25), and eating a Chipotle burrito in 2min or less (failed).

Hey, I paid for a new pair of Record shifters with my winnings so it was worth it despite the stomach ache!

[false_Aest]

I am in the WRONG type of work.

If I could make $$ eating. I'm pretty sure I could eat my way into a e-DA gruppo.

[hokoman]

I challenged my receptionist to a krispy kreme donut challenge and the whole office came into the kitchen and security showed up in numbers too... she finished 13 glazed krispy kremes in 17 minutes, i was laughing through the whole thing and stopped at 7 before i started feeling sick. i gave her a $25 gift card for her effort, and but told her for every donut you can eat in the next hour, i will give you $20. she turned down my proposal. my personal best is 11.5 glazed krispy's in 10 minutes... i lost that bet because i was suppose to have a dozen down.

[rwsaunders]

Office food bets are more fun IMHO. As consultants we live on the road, work long hours and during the week we regularly challenge each other with sometimes outrageous food bets for cash.

My haul so far:
$150 for eating a dessert out of the showcase that was made completely out of butter and was at least 3mo old
$60 for eating two pork sliders, a plate of fries and two beers in 3min

Other bets have been to chug a bottle of honey (failed), eat a ball of wasabi (success for $25), and eating a Chipotle burrito in 2min or less (failed).

Hey, I paid for a new pair of Record shifters with my winnings so it was worth it despite the stomach ache!

We had a client serve us hamburger and onion pizza yesterday at an all day strategic planning meeting and he couldn't figure out why we didn't devour the meal. I told them that we had a heavy breakfast.