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Too Tall
10-08-2004, 10:30 AM
(below lifted from the wattage list)
If a space ship landed and the aliens gave you a box that promised to
end all world hunger, war, disease, unhappiness and bad weather, would
you:
1) Take it immediately to the United Nations?
2) Take it to the President?
3) Take it apart?

zap
10-08-2004, 10:31 AM
None of the above.

I would take over.

pbbob
10-08-2004, 02:10 PM
the current president would confuse it with a wmd and then send the aliens to gitmo so that wouldn't work.
the u.n. would exchange it for oil and then it would be gone for good.
so I would open it.

Dekonick
10-08-2004, 10:25 PM
I think I saw this box on EBAY...

toaster
10-08-2004, 11:46 PM
I vote for number 3.

The United Nations is in New York City.

The President is flying around, in Washington D.C., or in a debate.

I can open a stinking box. You never know what going to get.

Russ
10-09-2004, 12:11 AM
I think I saw this box on EBAY...

:D Good one Dek, LOL :D

I would actually ask the aliens for a simpler box, really... I think I could live in a world without world hunger, war and perhaps disease.

But I think we as humans will always find ways to be unhappy. Now bad weather... I really don't mind bad weather! Bad weather really makes me enjoy the good weather days better, like today, cool and dry, ahhh. It's just too bad one or two stupid drivers had to spoil the fun with their equally stupid horns...

Now, if just could get my hands on a box that would kill the engine of all those jerk drivers! :cool: