If your bike could talk ...

[george]

If your bike could talk what would it say to you!? Mine would say "ride me, ride me fast and hard you 6'8" 210 pound athletic stud you!!!!!!!!!! ;)

[Dekonick]

It would be yelling "Loose weight you bafoon!"

[Sandy]

"You really do love me."


Sandy

[William]

It would say; “Look pal, I’m just an inanimate object made of steel/aluminum/carbon fiber. Don’t project your need for human reassurance, positive re-enforcement, and self-aggrandizement onto me. Just point me in the direction you want to go, pedal your heart out, and shut up!” :bike:

Hey, I asked my bike and that’s what it told me to say. Then it told me to, “Kiss off, it’s my rest day”. Women!? :confused:

William ;)

[Bruce H.]

Ohhh Nooooooooo, get off you overweight s.o.b.!!!!!!!!
Bruce H

[Kevin]

Will you please wear your shorts.

Kevin

[Sandy]

Will you please wear something.


Kevan

[William]

LOOK PAL!

WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE :no: UNTIL THERE IS AT LEAST A THIN LAYER OF LYCRA BETWEEN ME AND YOUR BOYS!! :butt:

GOT IT!!?? :argue:

[LowCel]

How can you ride me so much and still not be losing weight????? http://www.aggressiveaquaria.com/forums/images/avatars/270763103411ecdf368f62.gif

[BumbleBeeDave]

Buzzzzzz, Buzzzzz, Bzz, Bzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

BBDave

[pale scotsman]

Mine would ask me where the ducks in central park go when the ponds freeze over.

[BumbleBeeDave]

Where’d you get that new smiley? It’s not on the list that I can see!

BBDave

[pbbob]

put my bike away without cleaning and lube and it turns into a comedian,
I tell ya I don't get any respect.

[bulliedawg]

Mine would ask me where the ducks in central park go when the ponds freeze over.

Pale:

So, your bike's name is Allie. I have three copies of that book.

[Russell]

If you go any slower we'll fall over!!!

[LowCel]

Where’d you get that new smiley? It’s not on the list that I can see!

BBDave

Not real sure where I found it. I cam across it on a site a while back. I just saved it to a site that allows remote linking. Then I just post it like I would any other picture. Feel free to use it if you would like.

[zap]

Go faster................................ :bike:

[Too Tall]

May I have another, SIR!

[M_A_Martin]

"What do you MEAN you're riding the MOUNTAIN BIKE today!"

My Kirk gets jealous...although it gets to live in the living room and the rest of the bikes have to live in the basement.

[bikeridah]

"We need to talk..."

[weisan]

Pretty much the same thing as our dog, sit up with her tail wagging and eyes filled with anticipation:

"Where are we going today?" :p

And I will reply, "Nice doggie....I mean, nice bikey, we are going to have loads of FUN today!!!"

[Dr. Doofus]

"stop farting"

[malcolm]

Get me a better engine!

[gasman]

"stop farting"

Hey- That's what mine says too !!

[M_A_Martin]

"Its about time!"

(the mountain bike)

[Tom]

"Oh I am beautiful. Yes, indeed I am. I am the most beautiful and the most fastest thing you ever did see. You are so lucky to get to see my beauty. And my speed. Sometimes I go so fast I scare my own self. Yes, I do."

[Lost Weekend]

"Hey get off of me you slow, rich bastard" :cool:

[Jeff N.]

"C'mon! Kick my butt! And lay off the beer after today's ride! Oh! And thanks for the new Dura Ace. " Jeff N.

[Dekonick]

Thanks for getting that Sh#tmano off of me and putting nice Campy in its stead...

Just kidding - I couldnt resist..... :D

[cycler48]

Mine would say: "I miss you."

[M_A_Martin]

"Call in sick today, we want to go play!" (the road bike, the mountain bike, and the dog...)

[Sandy]

How is the dog doing?? Hope that he has adapted well.

Saluki Sandy

[gwk]

Mine would ask how come I'm a 2003 Serotta and I only have 10 miles on me??

[sfscott]

nfm

[flickwet]

I'm the pretty one, I'm lighter than you, how come your always on top.

[shinomaster]

After my race this saturday in the Stumptown Grand Prix I think my bike would say " you Jack *** why do you treat me like ****"??http://www.clintonphoto.com/subjects/event%20photos/stumpgp/race1/pages/port1004_196.htm