OT: Cane w/ Sword for B-Day Gift??

[jimp1234]

One of my friends turns the big 6-0 next month, and because he's always complaining about his knees bugging him and that's why he's not riding much, (of course doesn't stop him from gym, swim, yoga 5-6 days a week) I thought of getting him a walking cane. Of course with my tongue planted firmly inside my cheek, I'd have to get him one with a built-in knife, sword, gun, gps, cell-phone, rpg-launcher, porn, etc... Any ideas?

thanx


-Jim

[jimcav]

One of my friends turns the big 6-0 next month, and because he's always complaining about his knees bugging him and that's why he's not riding much, (of course doesn't stop him from gym, swim, yoga 5-6 days a week) I thought of getting him a walking cane. Of course with my tongue planted firmly inside my cheek, I'd have to get him one with a built-in knife, sword, gun, gps, cell-phone, rpg-launcher, porn, etc... Any ideas?

thanx


-Jim
maybe a bottle of celebrex and a bike fitting
jim

[92degrees]

There are several companies that make nice sword canes. You should check local laws, as concealed fix blades are illegal in some states. ATMO.

[Ozz]

as an alternative to a sword, you might check this out:

Makhila (http://www.makhila.com/pub-anglais/makhila/index.htm)

"The handle is either all metal or garnished with woven leather straps and is finished with a horn or worked metal pommel. The handle can be unscrewed revealing the makhilas deadly secret; a forged spike. Thus it was not only used for walking but also as a defensive weapon ! "