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rwsaunders
03-10-2008, 01:18 PM
Here's to the man...some light news in a land of bad news.

http://www6.comcast.net/news/articles/general/2008/03/10/NEWS-IRAQ-NORRIS-DC/
William
03-10-2008, 01:20 PM
Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open.






William
dave thompson
03-10-2008, 02:52 PM
Chuck visited my son's base last year and according to David, Chuck is highly respected by the troops.
rinconryder
03-10-2008, 02:57 PM
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris lets live.
72gmc
03-10-2008, 02:58 PM
"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter"

That will amuse me for the rest of the day. Note: I am easily amused.
William
03-10-2008, 03:04 PM
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise!






William :D
gt6267a
03-10-2008, 03:06 PM
chuck norris can put baby in a corner.

chuck norris can touch mc hammer.

superman wears chuck norris underwear.
William
03-10-2008, 03:08 PM
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.





William
rwsaunders
03-10-2008, 03:15 PM
That's a keeper of a photo Dave.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.


www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Dave B
03-10-2008, 03:19 PM
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
gt6267a
03-10-2008, 03:22 PM
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.





William

Chuck Norris uses FaceBook as a to-do list of things to break.
Fixed
03-10-2008, 03:24 PM
in cali.tournaments in the 70's. he could do a spinning back kick and a spinning backfist not common back then joe lewis was around back then too .
http://www.fightingmaster.com/legends/lewis/joe_lewis.htm
davids
03-10-2008, 03:46 PM
"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter"

That will amuse me for the rest of the day. Note: I am easily amused.Never saw that one before. Quite amusing.
pdxmech13
03-10-2008, 08:40 PM
my names chuck and I drive a dodge stratus :cool:
Flat Out
03-11-2008, 08:33 AM
He totally let Bruce Lee win.
Michael Maddox
03-11-2008, 08:43 AM
Chuck visited my son's base last year and according to David, Chuck is highly respected by the troops.

Note the grin. This is the last photo of young David with his head.
BUTCH RIDES
03-11-2008, 08:44 AM
Hello, two more from the 70's mike stone and bill wallace anyone remember them ?
time for a donut bye bye
old_school
03-11-2008, 09:13 AM
Hello, two more from the 70's mike stone and bill wallace anyone remember them ?
time for a donut bye bye

I attended a training seminar with Bill Wallace ... man, could that guy kick!
He would put his foot in the air, let fly some 50+ kicks in blinding fashion with that foot never once touching the ground .... it was insane to watch. I just wouldn't want to be on the receiving end!
Chris
03-11-2008, 10:16 AM
That's why he is the superfoot
BURCH
03-11-2008, 11:27 AM
Chuck Norris reading some more of those facts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE
William
03-11-2008, 12:06 PM
Chuck Norris reading some more of those facts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE


Chuck Norris Challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.




W.
rphetteplace
03-11-2008, 12:15 PM
at night the boogieman checks his closet for William
Dekonick
03-11-2008, 12:41 PM
Chuck Norris once hit a horse with an upper-cut - Now we have Giraffe's.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Stairs became escalators for fear of Chuck's feet.