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William
08-30-2004, 02:10 PM
Switching channels for a moment.

In case you have the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more
clear:

1) IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

2) IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

3) IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.

4) IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.

5) IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

6) IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

7) IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.

8) IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for Prisoners.

9) IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

10)IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers

Andreu
08-31-2004, 02:11 AM
In prison would they allow you set up some rollers to train on?

Too Tall
08-31-2004, 06:06 AM
11. In Prision a tossed salad - is your worst nightmare
At Work - It goes with soup and a sandwhich.
12. In Prision - I was setup, man I am innocent!
At Work - I was setup, man I am innocent!

hehe

William
08-31-2004, 11:42 AM
In prison would they allow you set up some rollers to train on?

That would probably depend on how cute you are and how many packs of smokes you could cough up. ;)

William