William
08-30-2004, 02:10 PM
Switching channels for a moment.
In case you have the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more
clear:
1) IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
2) IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
3) IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
4) IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
5) IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
6) IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
7) IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
8) IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for Prisoners.
9) IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
10)IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers
In case you have the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more
clear:
1) IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
2) IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
3) IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
4) IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
5) IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
6) IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
7) IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
8) IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for Prisoners.
9) IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
10)IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers