Squirrels will die...cause I'm feeling much better now...

[William]

You can run you little bastids.....but you can't hide. :no:

http://ray.robothouse.org/photos/albums/bellemont/IMG_4987.jpg


Note: Equipment choice? I'll use the Lemond because i don't wan't them going after the Effin Cross Bike (The Zank).

John, you like my choice in firepower? :D




William





PS: If I find out that any of you....Serotta-ites, brings one of these to the next open house...................I'll kill ya! ;) :D

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/squirrelman/smankit.jpg

[dave thompson]

Mmmm, .50BMG, just my size!

[Blue Jays]

Just remember to wear hearing/eye protection!

[Viper]

Outstanding thread atmo.

[72gmc]

I am intriged by this squirrel reanimation kit. How far gone can the little rodent be? There's a three-day-old specimen on my commute...

[William]

I am intriged by this squirrel reanimation kit. How far gone can the little rodent be? There's a three-day-old specimen on my commute...

Not sure, but i know it won't work if they have racing stripes.


http://www.mindspring.com/~possums/DeadPossum.jpg







William

[72gmc]

That sucker would rule the possum world if it were brought back to life.

Glad you're feeling better. I still think "Spurts of Pain" would make a good name for a (bad) band.

[regularguy412]

I am intriged by this squirrel reanimation kit. How far gone can the little rodent be? There's a three-day-old specimen on my commute...

It's ALIVE ! It's ALIVE! -- Colin Clive 1931

[maunahaole]

maunahaole-5
squirrels - 0

weapon = cannondale

[dbrk]

Geez, settle down fellas. They're just squirrels.

dbrk

[William]

That sucker would rule the possum world if it were brought back to life.

Glad you're feeling better. I still think "Spurts of Pain" would make a good name for a (bad) band.


Thanks man! Maybe I'll name my next custom that? ;)


William


BTW...

I am intriged by this squirrel reanimation kit. How far gone can the little rodent be? There's a three-day-old specimen on my commute...

Note this intelligence photo I just aquired. The re-animated rodents playing poker. You can tell they're re-animated by the "thousand yard stare".


http://blog.etherea.org/archives/squirrels%20playing%20poker.jpg

[William]

Geez, settle down fellas. They're just squirrels.

dbrk

That's what they want you to think. "Oh, look at the cute, fuzzy little critters... wha......"

Then...

http://www.umt.edu/voices/Abaidoo/uploaded_images/squirrel-711058.jpg


Never drop your guard Douglas. :no:

;) :D




William

[dbrk]

Word, Williampal. I'm riding your wheel.

dbrk

[JohnS]

John, you like my choice in firepower? :D

Yeah, unless he has friends. Then your reload time might not be fast enough... :D

[superunleaded]

where can I get one of those BMG's?
they nice :)

[toaster]

There is the furry little tree squirrels, they ain't so bad, then there are ground squirrels. Kill them bastids!

[chuckroast]

Squirrels are cute rats...stupid things.

[dookie]

is that really a .50 cal?

no gunpowder involved, my .177 (precision) air gun does a spectacular job on 'em.

i can play sniper off my semi-rural deck. try that with your BMG!

[H.Frank Beshear]

Careful William, they are calling air support better bring on the AA guns.

[rwsaunders]

Willy is back. Is this you with the Ricardo Montalbon accent in this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z2_kKAe9y0

[CaptStash]

All squirrels will die!

Champions Zeus and Katie SHX (Squirrel Hunters Excellent!)


http://forums.thepaceline.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=37753

[BumbleBeeDave]

Don't look now, but I think they're ready for you . . .

BBD

[stevep]

william,
maybe you need something a little more lethal?
s

good to hear you back man.

davids has missed several payments and become quite noisy since you went on vacation, i thk he needs a visit.

squirrels playing poker... funny that.
how can you tell if they're bluffing?

[davids]

davids has missed several payments and become quite noisy since you went on vacation, i thk he needs a visit.I'm not worried about Willie. Not yet, at least. I noticed from his pic that it's still last summer in his part of RI. He's gonna have to ride pretty fast to catch me.

How much is that re-amination kit, anyhoo?

[H.Frank Beshear]

I'm not worried about Willie. Not yet, at least. I noticed from his pic that it's still last summer in his part of RI. He's gonna have to ride pretty fast to catch me.

How much is that re-amination kit, anyhoo?

David I found a salesrep online for them. I'd avoid having a drink with him though. :D

[Acotts]

Me, I take Frankie the owl on my evening rides. He takes care of the Squirrels for me.

[side note: in college I was walking with a lady friend one late afternoon when a huge owl swooped between us, grabbed a squirrel, accellerated, then flung it into a wall. I could hear the crunch from 20 yards away. The lady friend was very disturbed by the site of the smashed squirrel. I went to check it out when owl came screecthing past me and scooped up the little rat and flew off. It was one of the cooler things I have seen in my day. I did not know that Owls were such handy predetors.]

[Blue Jays]

/\/\ Not to mention owls are sometimes bigger than one would expect! I saw one fly over me ten years ago while riding in a nature preserve and I was stunned at the enormous wingspan. Beautiful.

[WadePatton]

Note this intelligence photo I just aquired. The re-animated rodents playing poker. You can tell they're re-animated by the "thousand yard stare".
http://blog.etherea.org/archives/squirrels%20playing%20poker.jpg
That's not a thousand-yard stare, that's a poker face--each critter representing that he has "the nuts". :banana:

[pjm]

///

[William]

Just thought I would let you know that the movement is growing. Too many cyclists have been laid out by kamakazi squirrels and want to fight back. Here's a photo of SteveP's nephew who's happily taken out many a rodent....

http://smallmouth.com/images/Jonathan_Squirrel.jpg


Way to go Jebbahdiah!!!! :banana:


On a lighter note, apprently some of the squirrels found out that I'm not quite at 100% yet and has challenged me to a fight (I think Sandy tipped them off but I can't prove it).

http://sportzfun.com/photos/albums/boxing/boxing_squirrel.jpg

The match will be televised on pay-per-view and all proceeds will go to the "Frag The Furry Bastids NOW!!!" organization.

Well, back to training in the Bunker somewhere on the William Back 40.


Over and out.


William

[Too Tall]

You mean catfood? My fav. old cat knew what to do with em ;)

Ask Zap to snap a pic of the "Hero of Potomoc" aka Gary "mangler" Gosshawk.

He's been staking out Zap's bird feeder for weeks snapping up these criminals :cool:

PS - (sniff) I missed you maaaaaaan :cool:

[bigbill]

There is a Bald Eagle nest in my back yard about 200 feet from the house. I can't remember the last time I saw a squirrel. Our cat population is 2/3 of what it was when we moved in last summer. Too bad the eagles aren't nocturnal, it would take care of the frickin raccoons.

[72gmc]

the frickin raccoons.

It must be a half-dozen nights this winter that I've been commuting home and observed a raccoon galumphing across the street up here in the city. They are not graceful animals in the open; big fat hot snacks for an eagle I'd wager. They don't bother me. The crows, on the other hand...

Had a hawk set up shop in my backyard tree one day last October. The crows and pigeons made themselves scarce. It was nice.

[mosca]

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

[Redturbo]

where can I get one of those BMG's?
they nice :)

I can hook u up ;)

http://cfiarms.com/vn/barrett/01:B82CQB?token=vqhri4xNwvF.9wxzQdgJyQ

[pale scotsman]

Whoa there William. I've been training this dude, and the twin german shepards next door don't even want a piece. BRM training is next week... stay tuned.

[Volant]

I WISH I could find the pic from a friend who had a squirrel run into his back disc wheel while mt. biking. The squirrel got lodged between the rotor and the frame. The frame won.

[superunleaded]

I can hook u up ;)

http://cfiarms.com/vn/barrett/01:B82CQB?token=vqhri4xNwvF.9wxzQdgJyQ

man, that's going to be tough.
MeiVici or a BMG? :cool:

[cadence231]

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/


A bit of a tramp is you ask me.

[mjb266]

http://www.dogbegone.com/video.htm

disclaimer...I don't shoot the things, I'm jsut passing along what I've seen

[musgravecycles]

That's not a thousand-yard stare, that's a poker face--each critter representing that he has "the nuts". :banana:

did you say nuts...

http://www.imagemole.com/img/t1_squirrel_nuts.jpg

[maunahaole]

I once saw a rabbit run right into the wheel of a guy about 3 feet in front of me. It bounced off of the spokes pretty cleanly. There was a little bit of pucker on my part watching the whole thing happen, though.

[William]

Shino is locked in a Life or Death struggle with a rebel squirrel!!!

http://www.yosemitefun.com/tarheel/images/bob_squirrel.jpg

Fight Shino fight!! :banana:




William


PS: Chrisoph is holding Shino's fruit beer just out of the shot. :beer:

[fiamme red]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/07/dining/07sbox.html?_r=1&ref=dining

[rockdude]

This happens all the time... check out the pix.

http://picasaweb.google.com/dbiked/BrotherSBikeCrash/photo?authkey=iOs1rM3MJzo#5202160674967518802

Here in Boulder it has been bears. In the last 2 year, three have been hit.

[Kirk Pacenti]

where can I get one of those BMG's?
they nice :)

Hard to beat the .50 cal for the ultimate in squirrel stopping fire power.

They are made right up the road from me, here in TN!

http://www.barrettrifles.com/index.aspx

Cheers,

KP

[dave thompson]

My son and his Marine squirrel gun.

[jimp1234]

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark...

:beer:

[rphetteplace]

I don't think your gun is big enough!

[girlie]

I don't think your gun is big enough!

And with this one it doesn't matter.

girlie

[beungood]

That sucker would rule the possum world if it were brought back to life.

Glad you're feeling better. I still think "Spurts of Pain" would make a good name for a (bad) band.


This guy knows how to feel better :beer:

[rounder]

These squirrels have gone too far. I was reading the other day about a terrorist squirrel attacking a 4-year old while he was eating a muffin. There is something wrong here.

http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/09/29/dealing-with-terrorist-squirrels/

[William]

Ever wondered... (http://forums.thepaceline.net/showthread.php?t=42497&highlight=Squirrels)

why William... (http://forums.thepaceline.net/showthread.php?t=30772&page=1&pp=15)

hates squirrels... (http://forums.thepaceline.net/showthread.php?t=4664&page=1&pp=15&highlight=Squirrels)

so much???? (http://forums.thepaceline.net/showthread.php?t=4989&highlight=Ode+squirrels)




William ;)

[konstantkarma]

I'm a live and let live kinda guy.

I trapped 14 of these flying squirrels in my attic in the past 2 weeks. They have now been relocated to the wilds of central PA. haven't caught any now in 2 nights. They probably will not be out gunning for any cyclists, since they are nocturnal!