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PBWrench
01-31-2008, 10:39 PM
If you could hang for an hour with any historical figure, who would it be? I'd have a cup of coffee with either John Lennon or Abraham Lincoln. You?

shinomaster
01-31-2008, 10:41 PM
I would give my left nut to make pots with Hamada Shoji.

FATBOY
01-31-2008, 10:54 PM
I would hang out at Dead Horse Point at sunset with Edward Abbey with a coupla cold ones. Or.....Woody Creek Tavern with the big dawg hisself, H.S.T., if Ralph Steadman could come along to draw a picture of me and my dropped jaw.

FATBOY
01-31-2008, 10:57 PM
This thread reminds of a really out there book..."How the Dead Live" by Will Self. Yeh heh!

steelrider
01-31-2008, 11:18 PM
Jack London

Viper
01-31-2008, 11:26 PM
Jack London

Drop me some PM's. I'm not Jack London, but I have a 1916 copyrighted edition of 'The Sea Wolf' on my coffee table.

I believe Charlton Heston in 'The Call of the Wild' is painful to watch, it's book that must be read.

Not Jack London, but I do have Charlton Heston Under Roos atmo.

WadePatton
01-31-2008, 11:27 PM
Samuel Clemens, Theodore Roosevelt, Elmer Keith, Benjamin Franklin, Bruce Lee...to name a few.

wit, policy, shooting, creativity, and kicks respectively.

on edit: Edgar Cayce might be interesting too.

3chordwonder
01-31-2008, 11:33 PM
Hitler. I'd love to know if he truly believed all that stuff himself.

With Stalin etc. at least you know they were cynical psychopaths

Louis
01-31-2008, 11:41 PM
Hitler. I'd love to know if he truly believed all that stuff himself.

I'm hardly an expert, but everything I've seen and read says absolutely yes.

3chordwonder
02-01-2008, 12:01 AM
Well, who knows... probably. But I'd love to hear it from him.

I've read that he used to ridicule Himmler's anthropological and historical pageantry fixations for one thing, and he wrote himself before attaining power about how easy it is to leverage people's nationalism and xenophobia. That makes me wonder if he could have seriously believed some of the more base and extremist stuff he used to spout, or if it was just a calculated appeal to rednecks.

Maybe I'll speak to somebody uplifting and inspirational instead, in which case can I book a reservation to speak with Carl Sagan.

merckx
02-01-2008, 05:43 AM
My dad. I miss him.

Kevan
02-01-2008, 06:02 AM
I'm with you Merckx; I wanna hear her voice one more time.

Too Tall
02-01-2008, 06:57 AM
I want to get drunk with Nikola Tesla

sspielman
02-01-2008, 07:00 AM
I want to get drunk with Nikola Tesla




...shocking!.....

Tom
02-01-2008, 07:48 AM
I want to get drunk with Nikola Tesla

....Hair raising!....

93legendti
02-01-2008, 07:50 AM
My Father
Raful
Trumpeldor
Jabotinsky
Israel Tal
Mussa Peled

Fixed
02-01-2008, 07:56 AM
jesus, major taylor .f.d.r .. m .l.k. jr.
cheers :beer:

paczki
02-01-2008, 08:01 AM
Thucydides
Jane Austen
Mozart

branman1986
02-01-2008, 08:04 AM
I'd want to go back in time as far as possible. Maybe someone like Julius Caesar or David or something.

Ozz
02-01-2008, 08:06 AM
jesus, major taylor .f.d.r .. m .l.k. jr.
cheers :beer:
Fixed...here's another guy you might like: Matthew Henson (http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/mhenson.htm)

For me...Marco Polo, Da Vinci, Edmund Hillary....

davids
02-01-2008, 08:56 AM
I came up with ten...

I'd like to get together with (1) my dad, and go speak to (2) Jesus of Nazereth. I've got some questions for him.

I have the feeling my dad would be more interested in meeting (3) Baruch Spinoza, though...

(4) George Washington or (5) Thomas Jefferson would be a fascinating choice for politics, and it would be very interesting to hear what (6) Charles Darwin or (7) Albert Einstein think about the frontiers of science today.

The Arts? (8) William Shakespeare, if he really existed, (9) John Lennon, or (10) Joe Strummer.

Erik.Lazdins
02-01-2008, 09:04 AM
My Father

roman meal
02-01-2008, 09:08 AM
I'd like to speak with a few of the dead, but I'm not too sure they are interested in speaking with me.

"A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It
had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver
and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had
come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the
newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was
falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills,
falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly
falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too,
upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael
Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and
headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns.
His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly
through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their
last end, upon all the living and the dead."

paczki
02-01-2008, 09:10 AM
I'd like to speak with a few of the dead, but I'm not too sure they are interested in speaking with me.

"A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It
had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver
and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had
come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the
newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was
falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills,
falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly
falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too,
upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael
Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and
headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns.
His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly
through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their
last end, upon all the living and the dead."

That's one sad story.

roman meal
02-01-2008, 09:14 AM
That's one sad story.


Indeed. A story about a boy getting shot down by a girl after a party and Joyce turns it into something existential.

dave thompson
02-01-2008, 09:53 AM
I think I'd hang with Teddy Roosevelt. My grandfather was on his cabinet as an ambassador during 1903~1909. From what I've read about Teddy, he was the kind of very interesting person I could learn a lot from.

davids
02-01-2008, 10:00 AM
Indeed. A story about a boy getting shot down by a girl after a party and Joyce turns it into something existential.I remember reading the story, and wondering what the big fuss was - I'd been told "The Dead" was such a great work. I wasn't feeling it, until I reached that last passage. Whoa.

gt6267a
02-01-2008, 10:03 AM
Jack London

and

teddy r
golda m

Bob Ross
02-01-2008, 11:15 AM
Igor Stravinsky, Ben Franklin, or Flavius Josephus. In that order.

Chad Engle
02-01-2008, 11:20 AM
Jesus
Johnny Cash
JFK
MLK

Fixed
02-01-2008, 11:22 AM
Fixed...here's another guy you might like: Matthew Henson (http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/mhenson.htm)

For me...Marco Polo, Da Vinci, Edmund Hillary....
thanks bro
cheers

fixednwinter
02-01-2008, 11:28 AM
J.S. Bach
Fausto Coppi

Ozz
02-01-2008, 11:38 AM
thanks bro
cheers
My pleasure! Amazing story....talk about an uphill battle.

Acotts
02-01-2008, 12:26 PM
Lincoln...Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

BumbleBeeDave
02-01-2008, 12:48 PM
Jesus . . . to compare the man with the myth (or word of God, depending on your point of view). Same goes for Buddha, Mohammed, etc.

Writers of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence . . . I guess that would include Adams, Franklin, Jefferson, et. al. . . . What exactly did they mean about freedom of the press, right to "bear arms," "All men are created equal" and other items that seem to be in such dispute nowadays.

BBD

paczki
02-01-2008, 12:53 PM
J.S. Bach
Fausto Coppi

+1

WadePatton
02-01-2008, 01:31 PM
Would be cool to whoop a strat with SRV and Jimi. :cool:

The area of India(Khajuraho) with Kama Sutra carvings might be a fun place to visit-back in the day. You know, for the stone carving experience. :D

Any of the extinct civilizations would be fascinating.

note to self: build time machine.

C5 Snowboarder
02-01-2008, 01:42 PM
Genghis Kahn
Elmer Keith
John Wayne
Teddy Roosevelt
Joan of Ark
William Wallace

Louis
02-01-2008, 01:44 PM
note to self: build time machine.

Beware of the Morlocks

sn69
02-01-2008, 01:46 PM
He's been dead and mumified for at least ten years, but someone forgot to tell him.

WadePatton
02-01-2008, 02:27 PM
Genghis Kahn
Elmer Keith
John Wayne
Teddy Roosevelt
Joan of Ark
William Wallace
Kewl, would ne'er guessed another forum member would know who Elmer was--Pistolero Extraodinaire for those who don't.

Reg Pither
02-01-2008, 02:29 PM
Clodagh Rogers
Lev Davidovich Trotsky
Eartha Kitt

C5 Snowboarder
02-01-2008, 02:32 PM
Kewl, would ne'er guessed another forum member would know who Elmer was--Pistolero Extraodinaire for those who don't.

Ever read any stories of him when he was young ??? like his hand being broke and the doc trying to straighten it? The "Man" had nerves of steel. :beer:

saab2000
02-01-2008, 02:41 PM
Marco Pantani - A cyclist who made watching cycling fun, to tell him that in spite of it all, there is a life outside cycling.

Hans Lutz - (a guy I knew who crashed an airliner, so I could bawl him out and kick his a$$, cuz it was his fault and he deserves to have his a$$ kicked)

Nenad Milincic - (A baggage/ramp supervisor I knew in Zürich. to let him know that everyone who worked with him liked and respected him - it was just too early man)

MadRocketSci
02-01-2008, 02:47 PM
historical figure? I'd most like to talk to the guy/gal who makes space travel affordable. Unfortunately, he/she probably hasn't been born yet.

Otherwise, Jesus or Tom Jefferson.