Anybody driving to the show from Seattle...

[WadePatton]

late Thursday or early Friday--with room for a passenger?

I have my thumbmo outmo.

[72gmc]

wish I could help you out. Can you call my wife and tell her I have to work until Sunday? This requires the ability to impersonate a 40-something Southern woman on the phone.

[Steve Hampsten]

i would if i could but we gottum full load

amtrak?

[WadePatton]

Yeah, I might wind up on the train or the bus, just feeling out the auto option.

[WadePatton]

wish I could help you out. Can you call my wife and tell her I have to work until Sunday? This requires the ability to impersonate a 40-something Southern woman on the phone.
I gots access to plenty of 40-something Southern womens who'll make a call for me--er, you. :banana:

[Wayne]

I might be able to help. I need a place to stay, I'll trade a ride for a room.

[jdweld]

I might be able to help. I need a place to stay, I'll trade a ride for a room.
Do you have room for more then one passenger?

[Wayne]

Yea, I have a van. I have no place to stay but if you or someone can allow me to crash, then I can go to the show. If not, I am not going to go. I do have to be back at work in Seattle on Tuesday so I will need to drive back some time on monday.

[jdweld]

Do you live in Seattle?

[Wayne]

No, Sea-Tac, near the airport

[jdweld]

When can you go?

[Wayne]

I don't have to work on Friday, so I can leave Thursday night or Friday Morning. I doesn't matter to me.

[Blue Jays]

Portland is a great city to visit. Y'all are going to have a great time.
We've just seen a 2008 North American Handmade Bicycle Show transportation success story in this thread! :beer: :)

[John13]

Is there any more room in that van for another Seattleite. I was going to drive but would rather go with a group. I can help with gas and what ever else we would need.

[jdweld]

Maybe we should charter a bus.

[DarrenCT]

Maybe we should charter a bus.

can the bus make a stop to nyc or connecticut?

[jdweld]

Hey Wayne, me and someone else on the forum are sharing a room at the Red Lion and a third is camping out on the floor. I'll see if a fourth isnt going to be a problem in trade for round trip transportation provided by you.

[Wayne]

that would be cool

[WadePatton]

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[Ozz]

It's just killing me that I am on a business trip in Las Vegas all next week, and there is no way I can get a pass from "Mrs. Ozz" to head to Portland for the weekend. :crap:

Maybe someday the show will come to Seattle..... :p

Have fun guys! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[WadePatton]

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[Wayne]

Wade, where are you coming from? Do you have a place to stay on Thursday. When do you guys want to leave, Thursday night or Friday morning. If you want you guys can crash at my place on Thursday night and we can leave early Friday morning.

[John13]

Wayne we should go friday, for thursday night i'll bring a couple cases and the other stuff!!!!!!!!!

[jdweld]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! If that "OTHER STUFF" is what I think it could be then I'm outa there! My other half is involved in a business that seeks that stuff out and deals with it harshly and I cant risk her carreer just to catch a buzz. :no:

[Wayne]

I agree with JD, the beer is ok

[jdweld]

It's legal in Oregon for medical purposes I think. So maybe I need to loosen my collar a bit and get me some visine. :banana:

[WadePatton]

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[DarrenCT]

Wayne we should go friday, for thursday night i'll bring a couple cases and the other stuff!!!!!!!!!

cases of beer?

why aren't i attending this function?

ok i need to find a way to go

[WadePatton]

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[Ginger]

Wow...I can't wait to hear the slumber party stories....um...male bonding escapades...um...nevermind. I can wait...a very very long time.

[gacy]

Yo everybody, Been lurking this forum forever so this is my first post. Going to Portland on fri alone with my gas guzzling suv so if you're stuck without wheels or need a non alcohol drinking designated driver I'm for hire as long as I have a corner to crash. Cheer's, Gacy

[Louis]

Wow...I can't wait to hear the slumber party stories....um...male bonding escapades...um...nevermind. I can wait...a very very long time.

Ginger, once the hotels hear that these guys are in town for the NAMBLA convention they'll put a stop to this stuff pronto.

[jdweld]

Wayne we should go friday, for thursday night i'll bring a couple cases and the other stuff!!!!!!!!!
Hey, can anyone give me the head's up on that drink they sell at the tobacco store that's supposed to clean your piss for urinalisis testing? I dont want to get in trouble for second hand inhalation. :no:

[John13]

hey we can have a real party thursday. I have a couple stripper friends from OR that are in Seattle this week. They need a ride back to Portland and wanted to know if they could come. We all know how good strippers are in OR, for 10 bucks you never know where you can put your finger. We can all party at wayne on thursday and drive down friday.

[Wayne]

I'm not sure what I'm looking forward to more, the bicycle show or the party.

[John13]

I think the party. With the srippers there maybe we should skip the show.

[Wayne]

I was thinking the same thing, it's like you took the words right out of my mouth.

[WadePatton]

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[Wayne]

whats a 3b or 4b tour?

[WadePatton]

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[jdweld]

Can we have the girl's stay or come over to the Red Lyon? They won't have to sleep on the floor. I can furnish some hardware I produce for my friend Monk. http://twistedmonk.com/ Look at the steel section. :banana: :banana: :banana:

[John13]

that would be exxxxxxcccccccelenttttttttttttttttt. I'll see if they can bring friends for the rest of the people stating at the hotel. it will be like a party for all. How many girls should they bring?

[Wayne]

the more the merrier.

[capybaras]

the more the merrier.
+1 :banana:

[jdweld]

Look Wayne, jon, Wade, I'm the married guy and will not include myself in any adulterous affairs. But watching you guys having fun would be a hoot.

[capybaras]

I would say "get a room" but it sounds like you have that part taken care of :banana:

[Wayne]

are we going for the show or the festivities?

[jdweld]

Is there a rental shop in Portland that supply's portable dancer's pole's?

[Wayne]

I'll call everyone on Tuesday from work about the details and arrangements. Those who are joining us need to pm me to get me their numbers. I guess I can call at 3pm, thats pacific time

[WadePatton]

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[capybaras]

don't forget to try on each other's Rapha jerseys :banana:

[Wayne]

does anybody know if the red lions hallways are laid out in a square around a central courtyard, if so we can have late night hallway criteriums.

[jdweld]

Hey, check this out! http://www.komotv.com/news/15137061.html :beer:

[Wayne]

Hey, check this out! http://www.komotv.com/news/15137061.html :beer:

very environmentally friendly, we'll have to consume some.

[Wayne]

where are people coming from to go to the show in Portland?

[WadePatton]

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[Wayne]

I am just curious, who is going to be in the van and who will hanging out on Thursday night?

[WadePatton]

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[gacy]

Hey dudes, It's me again, the big G. I got the wheels to get us there also but here's the hitch. My homie Tino was supposed to come over to help me disable or temporarily remove my ankle monitor so I can cross the state line. Now he's MIA and won't return my call's. Do any of youse fella's have that kind of knowhow? If I get caught over there it's back to the clink and lurker mode for awhile. We cant join any forums on the inside but we can look. Im really looking forward to the lowrider turnout at the show. GACY

[Van Deferen]

You can try Vaseline to get it off. You can cut it off. Or you can bribe your probie. I used to give mine a Benjamin and go away all the time.

[gacy]

Big G here, the vasaline will work but I need a buddie to do the pulling while I hold something secure. If the bracelet doesn't move alittle they will asume its off and come looking so maybe I can attach it to my pitbulls belly while its chained up outside.

[Van Deferen]

A pit bull might chew it off. How come you're wearing an ankle monitor in the first place?

[Wayne]

Van Deferen, you and Gacy seem to have alot in common. Gacy, why the bracelet? If it is for theft, I am looking for a 60 or 61 cm dura ace bike from the show.

[gacy]

I was involved in a matter that doesn't concern nobody. It was a setup to begin with and if it weren't for some crooked cops I'd be going to the show!

[John13]

I'll take a 58cm record bike, preferably a Vanilla, but others will do. I'll make it worth your while

[Wayne]

come on you can tell us why you have the bracelet

[gacy]

:argue: :argue:

[jdweld]

Did anyone else notice that when you put the name's of the last three poster's together they spell--- JOHN WAYNE GACY! Hmmmmmm. :confused:

[jdweld]

For those too young to remember http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy

[jdweld]

Now that I've looked at it some more, I see that they all posted on the same minute. Is that possible? Or do I smell ****!

[Wayne]

I sense dissension, who is still in for the thursday night party and who is driving down in the van on friday?

[gacy]

what??!!! :no:

[Wayne]

who is going to win the game

[jdweld]

The Seahawk's :banana:

[Wayne]

is Eddy Merckx on that team?

[John13]

At Least Merckx was fit. These guys are 300lb fags. when something goes well they dance in the endzone, whats that about?

[jdweld]

At Least Merckx was fit. These guys are 300lb fags. when something goes well they dance in the endzone, whats that about?
Are you an ******* or what! Bet you don't have the ball's to walk into a bar in Jersey RIGHT NOW and say that! :crap:

[Wayne]

I would, they are all wimps, have them try to climb in the alps. They would go home crying to their mothers.

[Van Deferen]

Jersey's a pussy state.

[jdweld]

That was the greatest Pepsi comercial Superbowl 08 rock's

[jdweld]

Jersey's a pussy state.
Hey, Im from New Joysee. Giant's RULE !!!

[Wayne]

Jersey's a pussy state.

I agree, Jersey is filled with fags

[jdweld]

I moved away to Seattle 13 year's ago. I left my friend's behind. :butt:

[Wayne]

i'll put money that the jersey boy lose, any takers

[Van Deferen]

Aren't Waterfords made in Jersey?

[Wayne]

I think they are made in Wisconsin

[Wayne]

I think they only make toxic waste dumps in jersey

[Van Deferen]

I ran into a guy once with a green Waterford and he was from Jersey. All he could talk about was how great his Waterford was and the fact that he was from Jersey. So I just made the connection.

[jdweld]

We used to pour unused Imron right into the drain.

[jdweld]

I ran into a guy once with a green Waterford and he was from Jersey. All he could talk about was how great his Waterford was and the fact that he was from Jersey. So I just made the connection.
I don't ride no Schwinn's

[Van Deferen]

Does Schwinn still own Waterford? Anyway, this guy had red hair. It was one of the Portland Seattle rides.

[gacy]

i don't watch no footballs..guess i am not a man. :cool:

[Wayne]

thats ok, I know plenty of queers that don't watch football

[John13]

what happened to Wade, is he coming to the party or is he going to Portland directly?

[jdweld]

thats ok, I know plenty of queers that don't watch football
So you're not watching the game?

[gacy]

who said i was QUeer, WAyne? are you a cowboy..John Wayne?

[jdweld]

what happened to Wade, is he coming to the party or is he going to Portland directly?
I think Wade and I will be going without whoever you Douchebags are. It was a good prank and I thought it was all bull from early on. Go go dancers and all night partys in our hotel room Comeon! I can't understand why the moderators haven't kicked you off yet! Thanks for the entertainment I guess.

[Wayne]

I guess you are right for each other

[Wayne]

I was looking forward to the dancers, I'm disappointed

[Wayne]

see you all at the show!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wayne]

only 2 days to go!!!

[Wayne]

Wade,
I missed you, were you at the show?

[Ginger]

Wade was indeed in Portland. And he was in the elevator at the Red Lion Hotel for a floor or two. I don't know if he was actually *at* the show.

Wade?

[Wayne]

:banana: :banana:

[John13]

How was the show?

[Wayne]

Wade, I missed you at the show. The van ride was awsome and the strippers were even better. Titties and beer, all I wanted!!!!

[Wayne]

Was the shaw all you expected?

[e-RICHIE]

Was the shaw all you expected?
it wus awl thet end much maw atmo.

[gacy]

Yo Yo Yo ! Its the bigg G Gacy! Well I gots me my guberment applied ankel bracelet monitoring thingy off and guess how? Had my ho's twist an pull wit da aid of some lubey stuff I squeezed out dem used condums. Yuk! Made it to Poatland wifout da hassle ov da man breathing down my neck fo a change. Da bike show wuz da bomb FO SHIZZLE! Was alittle dissedappointed dem lowriding bikes from so cal was a no show. Gotta bust a cap in someones *** fo dat one. Ended up juiceing it up wif ma ol pal Pvd an his hillbilly buddy from I dont no. Dats it fo now, Big G, Gacys da name signing out. :bike: :bike:

[Wayne]

Fo Shizzle :banana:

[John13]

check ebay for the lowrider bikes, probably alot there. Or you can go to LA