the end is near

[swoop]

if this isn't a sign of the apocalypse... i dunno wut is.

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/wildprintspandex.htm

[Monthly Payment]

if this isn't a sign of the apocalypse... i dunno wut is.

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/wildprintspandex.htm

And here I thought this site (http://hotvelociti.com/index.htm) had the market cornered on inciting fear of plague, famine, and pestilence.

http://hotvelociti.com/images/women/HV-CIRCBL-WM-side.jpg
http://hotvelociti.com/images/women/HV-FLOWBL-WM-front1.jpg

[Bud_E]

Those look like fun. Is that like painting a target on your *** for guys in pickup trucks to throw empty beer bottles at ?

[Ginger]

Oh c'mon...you mean someone on this forum doesn't own one of these?


http://hotvelociti.com/images/men/HV-HDFANV-MN.jpg

I think those first shorts have been around for a while...yes...I've seen them on cyclists...and yes...they're a bit much.

[csm]

I kinda like that jersey tho ginger.

[peter weigle]

if this isn't a sign of the apocalypse... i dunno wut is.

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/wildprintspandex.htm

Nothing here a weed wacker wouldn't take care of.

[Frankwurst]

if this isn't a sign of the apocalypse... i dunno wut is.

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/wildprintspandex.htm

Yeah It's not like cyclists don't catch enough static about their clothing. But in sort of a perverse way I like it. :beer:

[shinomaster]

Those would look so good on J-Lo.

[bcm119]

Is that a medical marijuana print?

[Too Tall]

Nothing here a weed wacker wouldn't take care of.
Nooo no no try this. Roll that piece of plastic garbage up, tie it in a few places like a suasage...hang it from some wire over concrete and light it in the dark. Once the plastic starts to flow the burning globs will fall with awesome sound effects. Uh I guess you have to be there...it was a long time ago :rolleyes:

Honestly, I puke a little everytime I see someone wearing a TDF jersey I mean come on. Or freakin world champ stripes, sod off eh?

[Wayne77]

Check out the features of that "crotch pad". That there's some high-tech stuff, yesiree.

[TimD]

Almost bought one from hotvelociti last spring. Real nice group of folks, like their styles or not.

At least it isn't another USPS / Discovery Channel clone, or any other EuroPro wannabe.

[rwsaunders]

My arms are too skinny, but I like the Jesse James/American Chopper look. ;)

[capybaras]

Oh c'mon...you mean someone on this forum doesn't own one of these?


http://hotvelociti.com/images/men/HV-HDFANV-MN.jpg


I doubt it.

[Ginger]

I doubt it.
Well...they certainly wouldn't admit it now.



I'll say while I'm not a fan of the pink flamingo all over print, or the dragon jersey, some variety is very welcome on a tour.
(I've never been much of a "uniform" kind of girl)

[capybaras]

what's on your favorite jersey? hint: :banana:

[Dekonick]

Why is everyone bashing Dave's outfits?

:banana:

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . you mean me? :rolleyes:

BBD

[TimD]

Photoshop an Assos or, better, a Rapha logo on them and


Spin the packet and byte counters to sveltecycles
Admire the discussion on how to properly wash them with fluid distilled from Bengal tiger urine costing $400 / gallon (available at NAHBS)
Watch forum members opine on wool being so last year

[FMS_rider]

Oh c'mon...you mean someone on this forum doesn't own one of these?


http://hotvelociti.com/images/men/HV-HDFANV-MN.jpg

I think those first shorts have been around for a while...yes...I've seen them on cyclists...and yes...they're a bit much.Definitely a women specific jersey --even old guys like me think they are too young to die.

--oops I just came to the painful recognition that I don't have to worry about that, women would be too busy laughing to get angry.

[SadieKate]

Almost bought one from hotvelociti last spring. Real nice group of folks, like their styles or not.

At least it isn't another USPS / Discovery Channel clone, or any other EuroPro wannabe.
I'm with you. While the tropical print shorts are the least obnoxious of the bunch and the circle designs need to be left to microscope slides, some of the other prints aren't bad at all. If I see another pro team jersey on an obviously non-pro rider, it won't be soon enough.

[david]

if this isn't a sign of the apocalypse... i dunno wut is.

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this?

[Viper]

If you ever see this in le peleton, THEN you know the end is near atmo: