Computer software translates dog barks

[roman meal]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=508550&in_page_id=1811


"woof"= Get me a milkbone, beyatch

"woof"= Get the fire extinguisher

"woof"= More kobe

[pdxmech13]

what would tugboat say

[maunahaole]

"woof" = pick that up, Sandy.

[swoop]

*insert here: all the tasteless things i'm thinking but not saying out loud*

man, i could riff on this for days.

spencer: ruff ruff woof. translation: i could do that better than him and i don't even have opposable thumbs. you just cut the freaking tubes and stick them together. whatever.
you'd think thirty years in... he'd make something useful, like a fire hydrant. like, i'm supposed to be impressed?? hell, i can lick my own balls.. hey, wehre did my effing balls go???? ***.....and what's with the mountain biking on road bikes. oh, who farted, was that me? smell that. nice. nap time.

[dookie]

i saw a hilarious cartoon on this subject...

boy dog (english bull), girl dog (coiffed poodle), human (lab rat). boy dog says to human, 'turn that thing off. this is between me and my b|tch.'

good stuff!

[davids]

http://img.engadget.com/common/images/8672346245623102.JPG

"I want what the dog's having."

[stevep]

freakin hilarious

swoop, hurts when i laugh.

whats wrong with me?

shiite, it also hurts when i read the newspaper, ***?
it kills me when i look at davids' account. i could buy a hummer if he paid up..including late fees.

[roman meal]

Woof= take me back the Virginia woodpile

[davids]

it kills me when i look at davids' account. i could buy a hummer if he paid up..including late fees.It turns out I'm not paying you because I hate Christianity (http://forums.thepaceline.net/showpost.php?p=463097&postcount=35). I didn't know this until just a few minutes ago myself.

...you are a Christian, I assume. "p", that's Christian, right? Sounds Christian, anyways...

[jim in pc]

Edison had tried out the analyzer on the men in his shop, without telling them what he was up to. The smarter a man was, by gosh,the farther the needle on the indicator in the little black box swung to the right. I let him try it on me, and the needle just lay where it was and trembled. But dumb as I was, then is when I made my one and only contribution to the world. As I say, I haven't lifted a finger since."

“Whadja do?" said Bullard, eagerly.

"I said, 'Mr. Edison, sir, let's try it on the dog.' And I wish you could have seen the show that dog put on when I said it! Old Sparky barked and howled and scratched to get out.

Tom Edison's Shaggy Dog (http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:xG8B1_RaUXQJ:www.pittsford.monroe.e du/pittsfordmiddle/Staff/rzogby/Zogby/NewFiles/Shaggy%2520Dog.pdf), by Kurt Vonnegut

[MarleyMon]

...you are a Christian, I assume...
sheee - I thought he was a saint - St.Evep

[stevep]

sheee - I thought he was a saint - St.Evep

alleluija
brother.

im running for president on the "everybody needs to have 5 bikes " platform.

[capybaras]

woof = Take me back to Tulsa. I'm too young to marry.

[DarrenCT]

swoop, hurts when i laugh.

whats wrong with me?

shiite, it also hurts when i read the newspaper, ***?


steve,

as long as it doenst hurt when u take a pee ur ok.

[stevep]

steve,

as long as it doenst hurt when u take a pee ur ok.

tks for the diagnosis/
how much is the co-pay?

im a little short this month ( but still not as short as e-richie ).
i'll send you something when my ship comes in.

[capybaras]

It turns out I'm not paying you because I hate Christianity (http://forums.thepaceline.net/showpost.php?p=463097&postcount=35). I didn't know this until just a few minutes ago myself.

...you are a Christian, I assume. "p", that's Christian, right? Sounds Christian, anyways...

woof = don't be a hater

[davids]

woof = don't be a haterwoof = seems to be out of my control

[victoryfactory]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

VF

[swoop]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

VF

shimano sucks.

[paczki]

woof = Take me back to Tulsa. I'm too young to marry.

Woof = That is too funny