what writers strike??

[stevep]

this is worthy of the late night comedy shows.
the comedy writers must be working in the back of the white house.


Bush Confident on Mideast Peace

RAMALLAH, West Bank — President Bush, making his first visit to the Palestinian territories, expressed confidence here on Thursday that an Israeli-Palestinian peace treaty would be signed during his last year in office, and urged Israel not to disrupt efforts to build stronger Palestinian security forces, which he called essential to the creation of a democratic Palestine.

[Kevan]

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/ny-nycorp105532163jan10,0,6775615.story

Honestly...Dave should invite the two old guys to the show and simply ask; "What were you two guys thinking?"

I thought this story was wonderful in a wacky way.

[stevep]

the movie waking ned devine
is a hilarious version of something like that.

classic irish humor.

[Kevan]

So true. I forgot that one.

[Bill Bove]

"Who needs comedy writers? All you have to do is read the headlines."
-Will Rogers

[bcm119]

Don't tease him, Stevep, he got a 1206 on his SAT.

[stevep]

Don't tease him, Stevep, he got a 1206 on his SAT.


right i forgot.
603 both times= 1206.

[Viper]

the movie waking ned devine
is a hilarious version of something like that.

classic irish humor.

Viva Palestine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhbTOhSOZ5k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ3hBp7CXU4





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[Fixed]

bro g.w. if he brought peace to the middle east in the next year ..
what would that mean ?
cheers :beer:

[Viper]

The Middle East Peace Plan? Klinton promised us the same thing, they all do.

Middle East? They pray to the bomb...atmo

[stevep]

bro g.w. if he brought peace to the middle east in the next year ..
what would that mean ?
cheers :beer:


boy, it would be great fixed...
but im not sure if a guy who cant eat a pretzel can pull it off...

with "great job brownie..." on his tombstone.

[Viper]

boy, it would be great fixed...
but im not sure if a guy who cant eat a pretzel can pull it off...

with "great job brownie..." on his tombstone.



Great photo-ops atmo. In other words SSDD...

[Viper]

this is worthy of the late night comedy shows.
the comedy writers must be working in the back of the white house.


Bush Confident on Mideast Peace

RAMALLAH, West Bank — President Bush, making his first visit to the Palestinian territories, expressed confidence here on Thursday that an Israeli-Palestinian peace treaty would be signed during his last year in office, and urged Israel not to disrupt efforts to build stronger Palestinian security forces, which he called essential to the creation of a democratic Palestine.

Actually, these were his own words, "Bush calls for end of ‘occupation’ of Arab lands."

(Golf clap indeed, more of a Tiger Woods-like roar in my opinion)

Article:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22587081/


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[fiamme red]

I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands.
--George W. Bush (http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/01/20080106-1.html)

What writer could match a line like that?

[stevep]

I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands.
--George W. Bush (http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/01/20080106-1.html)

What writer could match a line like that?

he should call jon stewart.
they would hire him in a minute.
it doesnt roll off the tongue though, does it?

[Grant McLean]

he should call jon stewart.
they would hire him in a minute.
it doesnt roll off the tongue though, does it?

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Sept. 6, 2004

4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

[Viper]

I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands.
--George W. Bush (http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/01/20080106-1.html)

What writer could match a line like that?

You have to admit, he IS funny. I dunno what he's talking about sometimes, it's hard to piece together. Sadly, I think he was much better in his speakery pre 9/11, I think the job took part of his brain and toasted it. Keep in mind, John Kerry has some priceless gems too.

[cadence231]

"I am driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did." Sharm el-Sheikh August 2003

[Grant McLean]

"I am driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did." Sharm el-Sheikh August 2003

just the the blues brothers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzOHq5WbQ8k

-g

[shinomaster]

http://abc.go.com/primetime/lost/index?pn=index

This is all I care about. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: