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capybaras
01-04-2008, 06:27 PM
Ladies, don't be shy. You can admit it.

Pros: street legal
Cons: public urination NOT street legal

Ozz
01-04-2008, 06:30 PM
What's "near beer"?

lite beer? alcohol free beer?

:confused:

BTW - "No" and "No"

JohnS
01-04-2008, 06:35 PM
Near beer=near sex
Why bother?

Fixed
01-04-2008, 06:37 PM
give me water
but i have had buckler it's okay imho
cherers :beer:

manet
01-04-2008, 06:41 PM
heroin sans the in

paczki
01-04-2008, 06:41 PM
Good in the water bottle -- carbs.

capybaras
01-04-2008, 06:56 PM
heroin sans the in

hero?

whitecda
01-04-2008, 07:39 PM
on a bad day......

Louis
01-04-2008, 07:43 PM
I heard that that's all Viper can handle since he tried that Piraat stuff...

jerk
01-04-2008, 07:44 PM
Ladies, don't be shy. You can admit it.

Pros: street legal
Cons: public urination NOT street legal


who likes near beer? only two types of people;

unrepetent ex-drunks like our president.

and

Big Dan
01-04-2008, 07:48 PM
This?

capybaras
01-04-2008, 08:22 PM
This?

it's more like the opposite

J.Greene
01-04-2008, 08:58 PM
but i have had buckler it's okay imho


Back in the day I loved those buckler riders. Jelle Nijdam, Edwig Van Hooydonck and Jean Paul Van Poppel were bad mofo's. I still wouldn't drink the beer though, but the riders were tough as nails.

JG

Blue Jays
01-04-2008, 09:49 PM
O'Douls is perfectly fine if one doesn't feel like drinking alcohol for whatever reason.

Erik.Lazdins
01-04-2008, 09:52 PM
Here in Oklahoma there is near beer its 3.2 which sucks rather badly as compared to the usual 4-6% that beer has.

It gets worse so open a Chimay and read on if you dare!

Anheuser-Busch won't sell its specialty beers here so you only get the Bud, bud light, michelob amber bock but it doesn't taste right because it's near.

they can't sell liquor in grocery stores which compromises the stores ability to bring in decent cheese or anything else as they don't get alcohol profits and are limited to eeking out narrow margins on eggs, bread, milk, and general staples.

When you want to make a sauce from Emiglia Romagna you need white wine which you can get in a liquor store which means a second stop and you need parmesan reggiano, a third stop, which the grocery stores won't carry since they don't move it in enough volume to stock it since they don't have the much needed liquor profits.

Then Wal-Mart comes in and squeezes out the little specialty grocers.

And the wait list for a good frame isn't any shorter to offset the injustice. :)

Hey thanks for reading :beer:

capybaras
01-05-2008, 06:14 AM
I had no idea Guinness was a 3.2 beer:
http://www.westword.com/2006-03-30/news/how-low-will-they-go/

The horror!

FMS_rider
01-05-2008, 06:37 AM
Beer is for pleasure, wine is medicine, near-beer is an emergency (after if not before).

WHERE is Mister ba-da-bing? --BEER IS BEING DISCUSSED!

Erik.Lazdins
01-05-2008, 09:34 AM
Beer is for pleasure, wine is medicine.

WHERE is Mister ba-da-bing? --BEER IS BEING DISCUSSED!

Riding chocolate?

WadePatton
01-05-2008, 09:49 AM
Methinks N/A beer is good to have in the vehicle--just in case. A sixer lasts a long long time.

Yeah ocifer, I hads a coupla these...buuuuuuuurp. or "Don't taze me bro!"

Busch NA or Coors Cutter (tastes like corn pops) are better than Odouls, don't axe how I know. (barfing smilie)

FMS_rider
01-05-2008, 11:06 AM
Riding chocolate? If I owned that bike I would be licking it.

William
01-06-2008, 10:49 AM
The only time you should drink Near-beer is when you're a broke college student with beer bong in hand. That's it. end of story.




William


PS: Unless you're BD and you've just run out of Old Milwaukie with $3.00 bucks in your pocket. Just sayin' ;)

capybaras
01-06-2008, 05:52 PM
would near-beer be good for a boilermaker?

paczki
01-06-2008, 06:14 PM
would near-beer be good for a boilermaker?

It couldn't hurt. The drink is so disgusting with regular beer, how could it be worse?

capybaras
01-06-2008, 07:29 PM
It couldn't hurt. The drink is so disgusting with regular beer, how could it be worse?

if you added some sloe gin

paczki
01-06-2008, 07:39 PM
True dat.

DarrenCT
01-06-2008, 08:50 PM
O'Douls is perfectly fine if one doesn't feel like drinking alcohol for whatever reason.

dude r u drunk?