Novel way to meet New Year's weight loss goal--where can I get one?

[FMS_rider]

http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2007/05/24/vintage_weight_loss_sanitized_tapeworms.php

[Skrawny]

Back in the day there was a butcher that was selling hamburger meat that was making people loose weight. Imagine loosing weight from a cheeseburger diet!

Turns out he was grinding the meat from the neck muscles of the cow and including some of the thyroid gland, which revs up the metabolism. (it also causes bug-eyes, heart arrhythmias, tremors, dry skin, diarrhea, and other bad things, but we must sacrifice to loose weight, right?)

-s