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Viper
12-31-2007, 05:04 PM
Okay, Princess Buttercup is finally leaving that dirtbag, Sean Penn, she's available. So I start here, with an open plea to her...MARRY ME!!! I will cyclocross through the Fireswamp for you. I will drink Belgian beers and chase it with iocaine powder. I will climb a TT of Alpe d'Huez and duel with Lucien Van Impe on EPO. I will go mano y claw against a green alien named Gorn.

As you wish Robin!!!

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=290312&GT1=7701&
Louis
12-31-2007, 05:21 PM
You might have to settle for Paris Hilton. :banana:
Bruce K
12-31-2007, 05:29 PM
0Ah, but without having to best Fezzig you will never win her heart...

BK
pale scotsman
12-31-2007, 05:30 PM
Bro, after that crap she pulled on Forrest, I'm done with her. ;)
DarrenCT
12-31-2007, 05:31 PM
fyi,

i'll take hilton no questions asked.

(no videos allowed however)
Dave B
12-31-2007, 05:34 PM
Marissa Miller


i would have to make videos to prove it.
Viper
12-31-2007, 06:31 PM
0Ah, but without having to best Fezzig you will never win her heart...

BK

I will defeat Fezzig with calories. I will carry Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Oreos and Ring Dings in great supply. Should I come across Fezzig, he will opt for calories.
Ginger
12-31-2007, 08:34 PM
Boooooo BOOOOO I SAY!
Fivethumbs
01-01-2008, 02:37 AM
Bow down to the queen of putresence!
avalonracing
01-01-2008, 09:18 AM
I will go mano y claw against a green alien named Gorn.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=290312&GT1=7701&

Unless you are as tough as James T Kirk that Gorn would so kick your ***! And look at those quads, he can probably sprint pretty damn well too.
CNY rider
01-01-2008, 09:20 AM
Unless you are as tough as James T Kirk that Gorn would so kick your ***! And look at those quads, he can probably sprint pretty damn well too.

And no doubt Kirk would end up with the hot chick too......
BumbleBeeDave
01-01-2008, 09:23 AM
Unless you are as tough as James T Kirk that Gorn would so kick your ***! And look at those quads, he can probably sprint pretty damn well too.

. . . try to find a pair of Sidis that would fit THOSE feet! :rolleyes:

Maybe some Rocket 7 customs? . . .

BBD
soulspinner
01-01-2008, 09:25 AM
I would search tirelessly to find a way to soothe my lady after her tumult with that Penn character. :cool:
Viper
01-01-2008, 10:34 AM
Unless you are as tough as James T Kirk that Gorn would so kick your ***! And look at those quads, he can probably sprint pretty damn well too.

Wit can bonk those quads, the most powerful muscle is the one between the ears atmo. I will defeat Gorn for Buttercup! Not even General Zaroff could stand in my way atmo:

http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/danger.html
steelrider
01-01-2008, 05:22 PM
She is truly a classic beauty. Reason enough for me to ride over the bridge and cruise around Marin.