Millar to retire?

[Dr. Doofus]

Dear Serottans:

Your correspondent shall appropriate another idiom and refer to the gentleman in question as "my homie" Mr. Millar. 'My Homie" has been given a two-year suspension by the UCI. Can he possibly compete again? He will be 29 and away from competition for some 24 months by the time his suspension is complete. One might think that "my homie" will find another line of work...perhaps at an obliging chemist's shop (party favors, we do not stock).


Your Humble Servant,

Dr. D. Doofus, Esq.

[oracle]

i'm confused, doofus. i was just getting used to the mouse being in the picture.

[bostondrunk]

Maybe Matt Dic. will take him on and train him for that drug free team he plans to have in the Giro.................

[bostondrunk]

UCI sucks ***. Either ban him and the rest of them for life, or leave him alone to do his job.
I hope he comes back in two years and wins the 2006 Worlds TT title...

[Climb01742]

i think its really two questions. is he physically capable of coming back? 29 is still young and he is naturally gifted. but here #2: is he mentally capable? both lance and greg come back after longish lay-offs. the lion of flanders came back numerous times. but do any of us think millar is anywhere as mentally tough as those guys? body says yes. mind says, let's go get pissed.

[Roy E. Munson]

Who would you rather hang out with - Millar, or Lance? Screw the both of them, I'd say, let's hang out with Ricky Williams!! :D

[Climb01742]

pop quiz: which is higher, alpe d'huez or ricky williams?

[oracle]

dubya in the eighties?