What do they say????

[Cdub]

What do your bikes say to you when you walk through the room they are in?

I cannot walk by my road bike without stopping to look at it. Physically impossible not to pause and sigh!!!

[e-RICHIE]

What do your bikes say to you when you walk through the room they are in?
in case of fire, leave me - take the dog atmo.

[Bruce K]

C'mon richie, let's not go there again. Please? :rolleyes:

BK

[saab2000]

They are shut in a cold, dark room where they work out frequently and are trying to lose weight and gain stiffness. They will surely be fast in the spring.

[CNY rider]

My Legend wants to hump the Parlee and make an Ottrott.
I keep them on opposite sides of the basement.

[dirtdigger88]

My Legend wants to hump the Parlee and make an Ottrott.
I keep them on opposite sides of the basement.

Why?

let em' go for it

Jason

[Too Tall]

What do your bikes say to you when you walk through the room they are in?

I cannot walk by my road bike without stopping to look at it. Physically impossible not to pause and sigh!!!

They sing...actually


I know you rider, gonna miss me when I'm gone
Gonna miss your baby, from rolling in your arms
Lay down last night, Lord, I could not take my rest
My mind was wandering like the wild geese in the West
The sun will shine in my back door some day
March winds will blow all my troubles away
I wish I was a headlight on a north-bound train
I'd shine my light through the cool Colorado rain

[Bud_E]

Mine says "Wash me you slacker!"

[Ti Designs]

When I ordered my Serotta I did't check the box that said "talking bike"...

[PBWrench]

If I want to talk to my ride, I ride a horse.

[Ginger]

Ride?

We're going now, right?

[michael white]

not today, dear. headache.

[mikki]

It sings "RIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (sung to the tune by the meat eating plant in "Little Shop of Horrors"

[gt6267a]

i want new shoes.

[Avispa]

My bikes are mean... This is what they say:

"In case of fire leave us here and ream the insurance company for all those years you have paid premiums and never had to use them... Then order brand MeiVici SEs bikes with Lew wheels!" :D :D

..A..

[Tom]

"Would it kill you to wash me, lube me, give me some new cables *******?"

[OldDog]

Please, for the love of God, wash your shorts!

[Dr. Doofus]

mmmmmmm

bacon