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Roy E. Munson
07-29-2004, 06:30 AM
According to a Sky News report, actor Matt Damon could be picked to play Lance Armstrong in an upcoming movie, scheduled for release in 2006. Damon is in negotiations with producer Frank Marshall for the project.

I think Andy D-ick is a much better pick to play Amstrong.

Sandy
07-29-2004, 06:48 AM
Actually, I was chosen to play Lance Armstrong. All the racing scenes will be in slow motion. :)


So Super Slow Sandy

RABikes2
07-29-2004, 07:03 AM
Actually, I'd like to be picked to play Sheryl...oh yeah! ;) :banana:

Think I have a chance Sandy?! :D

Sandy
07-29-2004, 07:23 AM
I have good and bad news for you. The good news- You got the part. The bad news- That makes us a pair! Win some, lose some.

RA and Sandy

Dr. Doofus
07-29-2004, 08:09 AM
Dear Serrotans:


Mr. Damon? Your narrator must express, with sincere and pained regret, that mimesis is, as the local "teenagers" would say, so pre-modernism. Your Doofus would much prefer something more daring, with either Mr. Buschemi or Mr. Farrell as Mr. Armstrong.


Your Humble Servant,

Dr. D. Doofus, Esq.

bostondrunk
07-29-2004, 08:14 AM
Obviously the correct choice of actor for Armstrong is none other than Sinbad!!! Munson can play the ex wife stuck with three kids and a published book no one ever heard of...

Roy E. Munson
07-29-2004, 08:15 AM
...and bostondrunk can play Hincapie

bostondrunk
07-29-2004, 08:24 AM
Would I have to wear one of his trucker.com hats???? hahaha

http://www.cafeshops.com/homodotcom.10036720?zoom=yes#zoom

csb
07-29-2004, 08:37 AM
hincapie in the housewares dept.?

Johny
07-30-2004, 08:33 AM
from http://www.velonews.com/news/fea/6699.0.html

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How about Robin Williams as Johan Bruyneel and Sheryl Crowe as the ex-wife.
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Henry Go
San Diego, California


...
Greg LeMond as Filippo Simeoni...

Eric E. Collander
Oberlin, Ohio

csb
07-30-2004, 08:42 AM
michael jackson called asking to be a podium
presenter for the U23s.

flydhest
07-30-2004, 09:30 AM
Hey!!! I love Michael Jackson. I'm a big fan. I've got all the albums, starting from when he was a poor black boy through when he was a rich white woman.

EPOJoe
07-31-2004, 01:35 AM
Comon' now, Christopher Walken is the obvious choice to play Lance. I simply won't consider anyone else :)

Kevin
07-31-2004, 06:52 AM
The real question is who is going to play Jan. You get to eat donuts the entire time you are on the set. Now that is the gig that I want.

Kevin