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Fat Robert
11-26-2007, 07:59 PM
doc said it was optional

she got it filled

ain't gonna use it

so....

shinomaster
11-26-2007, 08:08 PM
Rub it all over yourself atmo.

thwart
11-26-2007, 08:10 PM
Your option here:

*She uses it, you have more romantic moments.

*You use it, we all know about it... and will not respect any of your future performances.

I mean bicycling performances... :D

shinomaster
11-26-2007, 08:14 PM
Take the viagra from the other thread and the cream and lock the doors atmo. :banana:

chuckroast
11-26-2007, 08:38 PM
Sounds like you have found a new chamois cream.

pale scotsman
11-26-2007, 09:30 PM
you know not

have her mix it with flax seed oil

wifey then give you "flax seed" oil

you not know what in cream

you rub on muscles

noggin' grow sehr gross

you ride slower cause yer cranium is too big

ah, skip it...

manet
11-26-2007, 09:43 PM
is this lurker friendly voting

Blue Jays
11-26-2007, 09:47 PM
More than 150 views and only 15 votes. The list of choices must require expansion. :)

Dekonick
11-26-2007, 09:53 PM
Expansion?

Dekonick
11-26-2007, 09:53 PM
E X P A N S I O N ?

DarrenCT
11-26-2007, 09:55 PM
is this lurker friendly voting

apparently not. limited voting.

damn people. come on and vote

Fixed
11-26-2007, 09:57 PM
swoop is winning
cheers

SWorks4me
11-26-2007, 10:06 PM
will your wife rub it on me?

swoop
11-26-2007, 10:09 PM
funnily enough seeing the doc in two weeks to go get my levels checked!
woot.

i've never restricted calories to this extent while doing this phase of base and weighed this much... my guess it testosterone... or its the power bars the angry dude from the other thread is sending me.


hmmmmm.

Viper
11-26-2007, 10:11 PM
Turn out the lights.
Light a candle.
Put the lotion into a basket.
Say, "atmo" three times in a row.
Wait to see what happens.

Fixed
11-26-2007, 10:13 PM
funnily enough seeing the doc in two weeks to go get my levels checked!
woot.

i've never restricted calories to this extent while doing this phase of base and weighed this much... my guess it testosterone... or its the power bars the angry dude from the other thread is sending me.


hmmmmm.
age ...testosterone might help
cheers :beer:

ti_boi
11-26-2007, 10:15 PM
F. Rub it vigorously into your portmanteau......you'll put on girth.

gasman
11-26-2007, 10:55 PM
Share it.

You'll both like the returns.

Won't go to waste.

Too Tall
11-27-2007, 07:24 AM
Dab on the upper lip area, bit between the cheek n' gums you'll be humming a new tune ;)

Acotts
11-27-2007, 09:10 AM
Testosterone cream is overated. You want the stuff they inject directly into the testicles.

That will make you strong like bull!

learlove
11-27-2007, 09:11 AM
doc said it was optional

she got it filled

ain't gonna use it

so....
send it to lance so he can give it to his new girlfriend.

corky
11-27-2007, 09:34 AM
They'll have a ball.....

swoop
11-27-2007, 10:48 AM
send it to lance so he can give it to his new girlfriend.

with one ball i'm sure he takes some to keep his levels normal.

C5 Snowboarder
11-27-2007, 12:02 PM
Try in a Prawn Stir fry -- it is great.

Climb01742
11-27-2007, 12:45 PM
rub some on a truman capote novel. see if it becomes a norman mailer novel.

MarleyMon
11-27-2007, 01:25 PM
Consider the testosterone a loan
On your own future natural hormone
C'mon, live for today -
Its true what they say,
You will increase strength and muscle tone!

Fat Robert
11-27-2007, 01:33 PM
rub some on a truman capote novel. see if it becomes a norman mailer novel.

climb is a god

Climb01742
11-27-2007, 01:50 PM
climb is a god

just an english major.

swoop
11-27-2007, 02:38 PM
c'mon now, daddy needs some creme. i can do whiskey shots to hide it or have sex...

and then put out 7000 watts for like 6 hours if i hydrate enough.

Pete Serotta
11-27-2007, 02:46 PM
I know both men who use it (testin) because of low harmone count. It works over time for them and lead to a happier/healthier life according to some recent studies.

I do not know who the product is called for women but it helps them also for the same reason. They are not looking to turbo the harmones - they just want to get the "count" in the normal range for gender and age.

Yeah I know this note is "loaded" but low harmone is a real issue for some folks. Even the Wall Street Journal had an article on aging and harmones.


No RED wine does nothing for the harmones........but I have a weakness for it and tell the wife that it grows hair :D :D (YEah for those who know me - it does not seen to work)


doc said it was optional

she got it filled

ain't gonna use it

so....

Bill Bove
11-27-2007, 05:53 PM
You can't hear a vitamin :crap: :beer: :banana:

I kill myself :D :D :D

mflaherty37
11-27-2007, 06:04 PM
A womens dose is too small to be significant for a man. See if the carbon seatstays can handle it!

KeithS
11-27-2007, 06:48 PM
From the Harvard Medical School, Family Health Guide

Although testosterone acts directly on many tissues, some of its least desirable effects do not occur until it is converted into another androgen, dihydrotestosterone (DHT). DHT acts on the skin, sometimes producing acne, and on the hair follicles, putting hair on the chest but often taking it off the scalp. Male-pattern baldness (androgenic alopecia) is one thing, prostate disease quite another but DHT also stimulates the growth of prostate cells, producing normal growth in adolescence but contributing to benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) in many older men.

SerottaPete:

Going the wrong way here - less hair not more where you want it....

spiderman
11-28-2007, 10:10 AM
start with one cc
and massage it into the inner thighs toward the knees
and in 3-6 months have some labs drawn
like triglycerides, a prostate specific antigen
and free and total testosterone levels...

Pete Serotta
11-28-2007, 10:13 AM
yep...... ;) but then I did not take it for that. I had a tumor a few years ago that was pressing some of the nerves in my head. After operation count was low and it did get the count back up. (testin)

SerottaPete:

Going the wrong way here - less hair not more where you want it....

Fixed
11-28-2007, 10:52 AM
so bro you'll be a hairy chested bald headed zitt that pees all the time
cool
cheers

Pete Serotta
11-28-2007, 11:06 AM
Fixed, I see we have met before.... :)


so bro you'll be a hairy chested bald headed zitt that pees all the time
cool
cheers