Turkey farts

[toaster]

Now that they've begun I wonder how long I'll have to endure them.

[Blue Jays]

Good luck to you and your family! Perhaps a healthy walk around the block before settling in for the night?

:eek:

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . eaten bacon instead. :rolleyes:

BBD

[justinf]

yeah, but tofurkey farts. . . :butt:

[Fixed]

bi carb and water
bro

[mflaherty37]

Let's hope the turkey is not still farting -Hah!

[manet]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/fart.wav

[david]

Now that they've begun I wonder how long I'll have to endure them.

endure them? i relish them.
wife doesn't.
especially the dutch ovens.

[Birddog]

there's an old time home remedy that works wonders. Make a fist, then extend your pinky finger till it's straight. Have someone firmly grasp your pinky and pull hard. You'll feel better in no time.

Birddog

PS This remedy really works well if you can find some pre pubescent boys to pull the pinky. They seem to enjoy helping and they don't tire so easily.

[Bud_E]

Anyone remember the Alfred E. Newman song "It's A Gas" ?

[A.L.Breguet]

Now that's a real rim noise question!

[Peter P.]

Anyone remember the Alfred E. Newman song "It's A Gas" ?


Yes! I have it on CD!

How about, "She Let's Me Watch Her Mom And Pop Fight"?