OT: LOL! or LMAO...whichever you prefer.

[ti_boi]

Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away.

"Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"

"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."

[rounder]

Doesn't compute based on the facts...Tell us more

[ti_boi]

Doesn't compute based on the facts...Tell us more


A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"?

[Sandy]

I enjoyed both of them. I heard the first one before, but enjoyed it just as much reading it again. Thanks!

Sandy

[ti_boi]

As a boy Sandy lived on a farm in Canada. On the adjoining farm, lived a girl he was fond of. One day as they sat together on the top rail of the cattle pen they watched a bull servicing a cow. Sandy turned to the girl, with what he hoped was a suggestive look, saying, "That looks like it would be fun." She replied, "Well.... She’s your cow." :)

[Sandy]

I hate to admit it, but I enjoyed that one too. I remember the girl. but don't remember the cow.... :) :)


Serotta Sandy

[ti_boi]

I hate to admit it, but I enjoyed that one too. I remember the girl. but don't remember the cow.... :) :)


Serotta Sandy


...The Cow said she remembers you........... :beer:

[Sandy]

Oops. I thought that was her sister.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Moo Moo

[rounder]

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"?

Thanks..got that one...ima accountant.

[Ken Robb]

I heard the first one that the victim was a stock analyst and the farmer said "697 sheep on the hill and you picked the dog". Of course it was my pal the stock trader for ABN Amro telling it. :)