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BumbleBeeDave
11-21-2007, 03:14 PM
Saratoga Springs, NY (AP)--Serotta World Champion Cycles today annouced the release of a radically new cycling multi-tool, designed in conjunction with Swiss Army Knife maker Wenger.

"We wanted to create a tool that continues Serotta's fine tradition of producing the finest in cycling products," said Serotta Business Manager James Morrison as he hefted the demonstration model of the three pound, 87 tool device. Using a specially designed BOB bicycle trailer, available as an accessory for the new tool, Morrison demonstrated how the "major tool," as it's informally called, can be taken on most rides, pulled behind any Serotta outfitted with the specially adapted trailer hitch.

"We're aware that the added weight of the tool and trailer does add considerably to the total load the cyclist has to carry," said Morrison. "But we have always been dedicated to helping Serotta owners achieve maximum fitness, and pulling almost 25 pounds of extra weight should do the trick."

A sampling of Serotta owners revealed widespread interest in the new product. Pete McKeon of Raleigh, NC, enthused, "This is great! There's plenty of room for several bottles of red in the trailer, even after you jam the tool in there!"

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shinomaster
11-21-2007, 03:23 PM
Ok, this is why people make fun of BBdave. ;)

BumbleBeeDave
11-21-2007, 03:24 PM
Ok, this is why people make fun of BBdave. ;)

This it totally serious! ;)

BBD

stevep
11-21-2007, 03:32 PM
yeah, i checked it out...
its missing the bb facing tool and the cutters for italian...
pretty incomplete...
ill wait until they get it right.

saab2000
11-21-2007, 03:35 PM
If it ain't Victorinox, it ain't the real deal! Besides, like SteveP says, it's still missing some critical functions, like a truing stand and a bike stand. Not even a dishing tool...... Weak effort by Wenger..... :rolleyes:

Pete Serotta
11-21-2007, 03:35 PM
This it totally serious! ;)

BBD

A limited edition bridge is also for sale by Dave on e-bay

Bill Bove
11-21-2007, 03:36 PM
yeah, i checked it out...
its missing the bb facing tool and the cutters for italian...
pretty incomplete...
ill wait until they get it right.
yeah, so typical of a road bike company. no shock pump.

Bruce K
11-21-2007, 03:36 PM
unless my eyes deceive me, it's also missing the valve for the CO2 inflator.

BK

Serotta_James
11-21-2007, 03:38 PM
Bruce,
Don't you already have an auto rack specially designed for this bad boy?

James

dirtdigger88
11-21-2007, 03:38 PM
yup- something is missing for sure

http://www.pleasurenovelties.com/images/MiniAnalTounge.jpg

jason

2LeftCleats
11-21-2007, 04:01 PM
I'm assuming it's titanium.

What other colors does the carbon fiber case come in?

Kevan
11-21-2007, 04:03 PM
the pliers make for a poor substitute roach clip.

Louis
11-21-2007, 04:44 PM
I'm getting the model with the CRP (crown race puller) option.

dirtdigger88
11-21-2007, 04:47 PM
the pliers make for a poor substitute roach clip.


You don’t need a stinkin roach clip- if you have passed enough roaches- your fingers develop a callous that prevents burns

not that I know anything about anything like that

Jason

Fixed
11-21-2007, 05:54 PM
the pliers make for a poor substitute roach clip.
the lil tweezers are for that bro they pull out of the side bike mess 101
cheers imho :beer:

CNY rider
11-21-2007, 06:13 PM
Wow that is one big Wenger.

J.Greene
11-21-2007, 06:15 PM
yeah, i checked it out...
its missing the bb facing tool and the cutters for italian...
pretty incomplete...
ill wait until they get it right.

But they did get the swiss taps in there.

JG

rwsaunders
11-21-2007, 06:35 PM
BBDave, I bet that you still switch salt and pepper shaker tops in restaurants.

BumbleBeeDave
11-21-2007, 08:28 PM
BBDave, I bet that you still switch salt and pepper shaker tops in restaurants.

That is so last week!

I take the tops off, then maneuver them so they are upside down with all the stuff still in them on the table. You have to hang around till the bus boy comes by to enjoy this one, though. :banana:

Playing "football field goal" by flipping those little sugar packets off of a spoon is also great fun . . . :banana:

And I wonder why I can't keep a girlfriend . . . :rolleyes:

BBD