William
07-23-2004, 08:47 AM
This just ran last night on the Late Show.
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting
Cocky:
10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of
bed around noon
9. Has already figured out that the
trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita
8. He eats frosting by the fistful
7. For the last leg, he rode one of those
crazy 1920s bikes with the big front
wheel
6. Deliberately crashing into things to
get more air time on sportscenter
5. Making a couple extra bucks delivering
pizzas during the race
4. After the starter pistol is fired, he
hangs around hitting on french babes
3. Turns to the other riders and says,
"oooh, I'm sooooo scared"
2. Instead of training, spent last 2
months pimping his bike
1. Has started selling ad space on his ass
William :)
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting
Cocky:
10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of
bed around noon
9. Has already figured out that the
trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita
8. He eats frosting by the fistful
7. For the last leg, he rode one of those
crazy 1920s bikes with the big front
wheel
6. Deliberately crashing into things to
get more air time on sportscenter
5. Making a couple extra bucks delivering
pizzas during the race
4. After the starter pistol is fired, he
hangs around hitting on french babes
3. Turns to the other riders and says,
"oooh, I'm sooooo scared"
2. Instead of training, spent last 2
months pimping his bike
1. Has started selling ad space on his ass
William :)