Caption Contest . . . What Is Lance Reading?

[BumbleBeeDave]

Somebody, please! Stop me before I post again! . . . ;)

[MartyE]

Turn left at the first stop light...
follow La Mongie ave. for 3.4 km
left at intersection of La Mongie and Tourmalet drive . . .

[Ken Lehner]

"Dear Lance,

I'm pregnant.

love & kisses,

Sheryl"

[Len J]

Somebody, please! Stop me before I post again! . . . ;)

Now how do I get this Heart rate monitor to display speed?

[gt6267a]

As he talks into his radio:

Look, I ordered the team kit with the world championship colors. i have the receipt right here. it says so.

response

If you needed proof, why didn't you tell me when I ordered? I've got trophy at home in texas. i'll have luke take a picture and e-mail it to you.

[M_A_Martin]

Kick me?

[TmcDet]

could you please tell your guys to slow down a bit, I am having trouble keeping up.

Thanks
Jan

[KKevin]

Cant ride with you today, July 16th, because he is too slow.

Jan's MOM

[M_A_Martin]

Lance,
Toga party in my room tonight.
Couldn't get a band. Bring Sheryl and her guitar.
Its your turn to bring chips.
George

[Kevan]

"I'm dumping Kevan for you, blue boy. - Sandy"


:D

[LowCel]

Lemond said what?????

[bcm119]

Dear Lance,

That Nutella sandwich you just ate was actually just peanut butter and Metamucil.

Have a great day,

Jan

[Kevin]

Are you sure that these are my children, I don't recognize them.

Kevin

[slowgoing]

Maybe she does look like me...

and Kristen....

[defenestrator]

dear lance,

at km 146.7, next to the tree with a branch from which hangs a swing, is a large hedgerow. this will be your 'loo' break. look for a small bottle with three blue pills and then ingest them with water - this will get you ready for the 'surprise' doping control, apres le etape. bon chance!

your friend,
hein verbruggen

p.s. don't mention this to j.m. le blanc!

[Dekonick]

Champagne? I ordered Shiner Bock.

[tch]

"Hey guys! ...Guys! This cue sheet says we shoulda turned left back there after the big blue house...."

[M_A_Martin]

*DANG*

I thought I asked for separate checks at lunch!

[Hard Fit]

Okay, the TdF is now over. What do I do next?

[shinomaster]

" who is this wierdo named Bumble Bee Dave who keeps sending me these love notes?"

ha ha

[Dekonick]

Good one Shino....