Best movie line ever

[Sir Maldoror]

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrPuOO2_Q44) is my favorite....what's yours?


Sir Maldoror

[harlond]

From Raising Arizona, Evelle to H.I.:

"You're young, got your health, whadda you want with a job?"

[myette10]

I think that you are all ..... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GQSwMCHJNU)

[Chris]

From Raising Arizona, Evelle to H.I.:

"You're young, got your health, whadda you want with a job?"


I use that one all the time! That movie came along at just the right time in my adolescence.


The one I use the most though is.."220, 221 whatever it takes."

[keno]

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!

keno

[palincss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byWkC5jLDXw

[CNY rider]

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

[Fixed]

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!

keno
i like that to except i say helmet

[GoJavs]

"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone..."

[whitecda]

"220, 221 whatever it takes."

+220....221 !!!!

My latest favorite is Noodle Salad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8shdlcJjAJ8)

[Kevan]

FOOD FIGHT!!!!

[Birddog]

Jack Nicholson has had more than a few great lines in his career, like "I'm baaack" or "hold it between your knees" from one of my all time favorite scenes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6***NE4z6a8

Birddog

[sspielman]

Jack Nicholson's little speech in Easy Rider...to paraphrase....Most people ain't free...but don't don't tell 'em they ain't free 'cause they'll get bsuy killin' and a maimin' to prove to you that they's free....It's hard to be free when you is bought, sold and paid for by the MAN....

...Wisdom that is timeless for the ages...

[saab2000]

Anything from "Airplane".

"Looks like today wasn't a good day to give up sniffing glue."

"You're not a pilot, you're Kareem-Abdul Jabaar"

"Just remember, we're all counting on you."

Along with "Holy Grail", among the best movies ever made.

[Erik.Lazdins]

A couple from Clint
"How was I supposed to know the guy was going to vapor lock on me?"
"Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog"


And Marlon
"Bonasera, Bonasera, what have I done to have you treat me so disrespectfully?"

"You can act like a man!!!!!"


And The Godfather I and II

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
"Leave the gun, take the canoli"

[scooter01]

Romancing the Stone:
What, did you wake up this morning and say;"I think I will ruin a mans life today???"

[rwsaunders]

More of a clip than a line, but certain scenes from Full Metal Jacket always pump me up a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zutuh0YCOqs

[Delpo]

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women", said in a very thick cuban accent.

Delpo

[slowgoing]

"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes."

[itsflantastic]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RAu53bOVf7w

The dialog in this scene is great.

Ya idiot! Ya can't inherit a pipe!

(for the record, this is hardly the GREATEST movie line. . .What squinky Eye was my favorite quote as a kid. . .kinda stuck :) )

[Erik.Lazdins]

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women", said in a very thick cuban accent.

Delpo

"Say hello to my little friend!!!!!!!!"

[William]

Frack You! And frack the frackin Dias Brothers!!! (edited for content) said in a very thick cuban accent.

....I think we're gonna need a bigger boat......




William

[michael white]

I figure people would say things like: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

this isn't the greatest line, but one that always stuck with me, is from The Verdict with Paul Newman, a film I haven't seen in many years. When things look bad, his friend tells him, "There'll be other cases."

He looks up, says: "There is no other case. This is the case."

[guyintense]

Don't f*** with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!

[Spinner]

... General Jack Ripper, regarding the communist conspiracy

"I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."

[Elefantino]

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[old_school]

"Sometimes you've just got to say what the fu$k."

Risky Business

[itsflantastic]

Coffee is for closers!

-Glenn Gary Glenn Ross

[regularguy412]

"Stay close to the candles. The stairs can be treacherous." -- Delivered by Frau Blucher (Cloris Leachman) in a thick, German accent while ascending the stairs in Young Frankenstein

The candles are, of course, unlit. :D

Mike in AR

[hansolo758]

You talkin' to me?

[JMerring]

The Wolf, to Vincent and Jules: "Well, let's not start suckin' each other's di$ks quite yet."

Same scene, Jules to Vincent: " You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf----r, motherf----r, ! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm 'SUPERFLY T.N.T,' I'm the 'GUNS OF NAVARONE.'"

[chrisroph]

I figure people would say things like: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

."

"Charlie don't surf."


"I can eat 50 eggs.

Oh luke, why did you say 50,why didn't you say 40 or 30.

Seemed like a nice round number."

[dancinkozmo]

"refund !!! .... Refund !!!...."

[LegendRider]

From Metropolitan:

Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.

[Climb01742]

You talkin' to me?

+1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7k2ZLKHwO0

[goonster]

From Raising Arizona, Evelle to H.I.:

"You're young, got your health, whadda you want with a job?"

Coen Brothers FTW!

"Son, you've got a panty on your head."

"They loved 'im up and turned 'im into a h-h-horny toad!"

"Yeah, well . . . that's just like your opinion, man."

"I . . . I'm cooperatin' here!"

http://www.xenix.ch/_img/1_programm/movie/823.jpg

[Tom]

Too many...

"If God had not meant them to be sheared, He would not have made them sheep."

"I'll tell you what rule we applied Sir, we applied Rule .303 . We caught them and we shot them under Rule .303 !"

[Climb01742]

a scene, actually, but contains some of the best dialogue ever written.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prXXOxCPNek

[Climb01742]

this is fun. "for it's money they have and peace they lack."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qXkcPQUfJM

and is there a guy who doesn't tear up when ray says to his dad, "you wanna play catch?"

[Fat Robert]

"sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand"


"wherever you go, there you are"

[whitecda]

and is there a guy who doesn't tear up when ray says to his dad, "you wanna play catch?"


oooo I forgot about that one. I have to turn the channel if anyone is around!!




Thanks for this thread, Sir M. I'm supposed to be painting today. All I can think is all the good lines! Sheesh. My wife will come home later and say (from Seinfeld...not a movie) "No soup for you!"... although she'll substitute something else for soup! :help:

[BillyBear]

animal House...after Fred's Lincoln comes back wrecked from the road trip

Otter to Flounder "you f*&Ked up, you trusted us"....

[L84dinr]

don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYSzx_zy-98)

[BumbleBeeDave]

I DON'T GIVE A D@MN!

Also . . .

" I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

Yee-OW!

BBD

[bruce-e-boy]

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Michael Caine - "That's the problem with you Americans - you haven't got any culture."

Steve Martin - "Culture? I've got culture coming out of my a**!".

[93legendti]

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

[darylb]

I've got a pool and a pond. Pond's good for you.

[gt6267a]

This is my boom stick … who wants some, what wants a little, you, you want some, you want a little …

I know your damn words.

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Have fun storming the castle.
Do you think it will work?
It will take a miracle

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I am not left handed.

[paulh]

Over!!? It's not over until WE say it's over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[BarryG]

"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."

[trophyoftexas]

Try this one, hope it works!


Greatest_Movie_Line_Ever.wmv

[93legendti]

Coffee is for closers!

-Glenn Gary Glenn Ross

What a great movie.

"We're having a contest. 1rst place gets a Cadillac. 2nd place gets a set of steak knives. 3rd place gets fired. Do I have your attention?"

Right up there with: "You ask me If I have a G-d complex? I am G-d."

[trophyoftexas]

Too many...


"I'll tell you what rule we applied Sir, we applied Rule .303 . We caught them and we shot them under Rule .303 !"

AND a great line! Another from the same movie....." a slice off a cut loaf wouldn't be missed!"

[darylb]

I guess you could also include "You can't handle the truth." and everything leading up to that.

[trophyoftexas]

Was posting what I thought was a direct link but it didn't "take" so just enter it as posted in the original reply above.

[tch]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"

[Tom]

AND a great line! Another from the same movie....." a slice off a cut loaf wouldn't be missed!"

And, from the same movie...

"He won't get to heaven if we don't kill him"

and of course the final -

"Shoot straight you bastards and don't make a mess of it."

[gdw]

"There's ****in' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God"

"Look at 'em, ordinary ****ing people, I hate 'em."

[82Picchio]

GF 1:
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHyFeNCovIw

Diner:
"Are you gonna finish those fries?"

[93legendti]

GF 1:
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHyFeNCovIw

Diner:
"Are you gonna finish those fries?"

"If she fails the test, it is out of my hands."

[bw77]

"I'll have what she's having".

[82Picchio]

"If she fails the test, it is out of my hands."

"Where did you get that attitude?"

"I borrowed it. Have to get it back by midnight."

[93legendti]

"Where did you get that attitude?"

"I borrowed it. Have to get it back by midnight."
I don't remember that line!

[Ozz]

"There's ****in' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God"

"Look at 'em, ordinary ****ing people, I hate 'em."
Seriously...pick a scene: Repo Man (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087995/quotes)


"The life of a repo man is always intense. "

"Only an a$$hole gets killed for a car. "

"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness. "

and don't forget:

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are. " ;)

[82Picchio]

I don't remember that line!

Kevin Bacon's character is drunk. He is asking his straightlaced brother for money to help out Mickey Rourke's character, who's in deep merde with a gambling debt...

I Netflixed Diner a couple of months ago. Just as good as I remembered it.

[93legendti]

Kevin Bacon's character is drunk. He is asking his straightlaced brother for money to help out Mickey Rourke's character, who's in deep merde with a gambling debt...

I Netflixed Diner a couple of months ago. Just as good as I remembered it.

Ah yes, Howard his brother. "Howard, you know I can't stand you, so If I come here asking for money, you know it must be important", or something like that...

[e-RICHIE]

here's a game to play atmo -

http://wargames.com.hk/oscommerce/images/res/aabofb_150_118.jpg

[gdw]

"Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay."

"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes"

"Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal."

[navclbiker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5PtSJEfajw&mode=related&search=

Jaws

[sg8357]

E-Richie, that is the highly secret Axis of Evil war planner
the President & Rummy used. LockMart charged the Pentagon
100m$ for the info that game contains.

"Gentleman you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!!"

Scott G.

[jimp1234]

"Huh"?

- The Maltese Falcon

**hint - got to know the line before :beer:

[JohnS]

Anything by Oddball.

[Bradford]

Anything by Oddball.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? :D

[pjm]

From This is Spinal Tap:
Its a fine line between clever and stupid.

[manet]

curley reading 'dangerous keep away' sign:

"dang-a-rooz kep-a-wah... oh, injin's!"

[davids]

From This is Spinal Tap:
Its a fine line between clever and stupid.
Nigel, viewing the cover of the new record: "It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

http://blog.nau.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/Nigel%20rocking.jpg

[MadRocketSci]

"This is supposed to be an 'appy occasion...let's not argue and bicker about who killed who"

[Lifelover]

I use that one all the time! That movie came along at just the right time in my adolescence.


The one I use the most though is.."220, 221 whatever it takes."

LOL

Ditto!


I say it all the time and almost know one knows what I'm talking about!

[cadence231]

"I'll give ya asthma."

[NicaDog]

Bar Fly -

Faye Dunaway slides up to Micky Rourke (Burkowski) at a bar - middle of the day both are drunk.

FD: Don't you just hate people.
MR: I don't know if I hate people, but I sure feel better when they aren't around.


From Fargo -

That must be your accomplance in the wood chipper (said in a very heavy Minnesota accent)

[Bud_E]

"Now it's gahhhbage."

-Walter Matthau in the Odd Couple

[dirtdigger88]

They Live:(RODDY RODDY PIPER) "I'm here to do one of two things, kick *** and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

(DEAD POETS SOCIETY) Neil: The meek may inherit the earth but they don't get in to Harvard.

(Just one of the guys) Buddy: Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’ve never had sex before. I’ve had lots of sex! It’s just that now I’d like to try it with a partner.

[Dirty Harry (1971)] Detective Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood): "When a man is chasing a woman in the park, naked with a butcher's knife in his hand, I don't think he'll be collecting for the Red Cross!"

Reggie (Eddie Murphy) in 48 Hrs: "You know what I am? I'm your worst f***ing nightmare, man. I'm a n*gger with a badge. That means I got permission to kick your f***ing *** whenever I feel like it."

Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone)Tango & Cash (1989): "My contribution to birth control." (after sticking a grenade down a bad guy's pants)

(BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD MOVIE) Old Woman on Bus: I'm hoping to score big myself. I'll mostly be doing the slots. Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts too.

CASINO Sam "Ace" Rothstein: No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead.

LIAR LIAR Max Reid (Justin Cooper): My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher (Jim Carrey): That's just something ugly people say.

PARTY GIRL(Parker Posey):I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children, grow gills.

Tommy Boy:Tommy: Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guys office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. How I love my pet. So I pet it and I stroke it and I massage it. I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go gszdkgs gszdkgs. OHHH!! I killed it!! I killed my sale!

Tootsie:(Dustin Hoffman): I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man.

North by Northwest:(Cary Grant) "In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration."

TWISTER:(Cary Grant)"She didn't marry your penis. ...Okay, she didn't marry only your penis." (Melissa) Jami Gertz to a patient via telephone.

The Hunt for Red October:(Jeffrey Pelt) "Listen; I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But ... it also means I keep my options open..."

Austin Powers:"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

Dazed and Confused: "That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age."

Princess Bride: "Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."

Plan 9 from Outer Space: Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.....

Crimes and Misdemeanors : My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.


jason

[93legendti]

Dirt has the winner:

Austin Powers:"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

[Blastinbob]

Another Clint Eastwood (Fist full of dollars).... "You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."

[JohnS]

Clint doesn't even have to say anything. Just his squinty sneer speaks volumes.

[shanerpvt]

"The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom.......that would kill'em."

"noochie noochies"

"Silent Bob is an electrical genius. He won the science fair in 8th grade by turning his mom's vibrater into CD player using some chicken wire & sh*t. The MF'er is like MacGyver. No, MF'er is better than MacGyver."

"I’ve always taken you with a grain of salt. On your Birthday, when you asked me to do a strip tease to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said OK. When we were at that hotel prom night, you asked me to sleep underneath the bed just in case your mom, I did it. And even we were at my Grandmother's funeral and you told most of my relatives you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide. If you think I going to suffer any more of your sh*t with a smile now that we are broken up, you are in for some serious effing disappointment"


Classic Kevin Smith.

Cheers,

Shaner

[MarleyMon]

1) "Ya see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that in the right time, the right place, they're capable of anything."

2) "She's my sister and my daughter!"

3) "Forget it, Jake. Its Chinatown."

[gdw]

Unforgiven

"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum***** takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."

[bozman]

"My girlfriend sucked 36 d*cks!"

"In a row?"



more Clint. I especially like the last four lines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG8mvqtWEAw

[BoulderGeek]

Loved the Dr. Evil monologue. That is a classic.

One of mine (where I harbor many lines but can't recall a one right this moment):

Two of my faves, being a slave to the Man and all, come from "Wall Street:"

Hal Holbrook as Lou Mannheim to the young broker Bud Fox:

"A man looks in the abyss, there is nothing staring back at him. At that moment he discovers his character. And that keeps the man out of the abyss."

"The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do."

[Dan Le foot]

"You're going to need a bigger boat"
Jaws 1

Dan

[vaxn8r]

Jack: Allright look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was such a SAINT before, and I'm such a PRICK now! But maybe I'm not the same guy I was when we got married.

Kate: You know what, maybe you're not. Because the Jack Campbell I married would not need a two thousand and four hundred dollar suit to feel better about his life. But I'm telling you, if that's what it's gonna take then buy it. Jesus, we'll take the money out of the kids college fund.

Jack: Forget it. We'll get a funnel cake. It'll be the highlight of my week.

[Ray]

Yow, it took until page FIVE to get to Kelly's Heros and Spinal Tap? What's wrong with us?

Oddball: "I don't need you. 60 Feet of bridge I can pick up almost anywhere. Schmuck!"

And, also from Spinal Tap, "yeah, but this goes to eee-lev-en".

-Ray

[JohnS]

Yow, it took until page FIVE to get to Kelly's Heros and Spinal Tap? What's wrong with us?

And, also from Spinal Tap, "yeah, but this goes to eee-lev-en".

-RayThat's because there's "artsy-fartsy" and then there's GOOD! :beer:

[PK9]

Msabu's bleeding.
She does not have this ox.

This lion is hungry.

He does not have this ox.

This wagon is heavy.

It doesn't have this ox.

God is happy, msabu.

He plays with us.

[cadence90]

Roberto: "I am looking out the window, or I am looking through the window???"
Jack: "Uh, in this case you're looking at the window...."

[RIHans]

You talkin' to me?


A poster by the name Hansolo would steal my "best movie line ever"

RI Hans :confused:

[flydhest]

You do not smoke pot. I know this. But, I'm gonna get you hiiiiiigh. Because: it's Friday, you ain't got no job, you ain't got ***** to do.

Either that or

Serpentine, Shel, serpentine.

[Kevan]

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

[huey]

Dirt, you are my hero. You're the only person so far that quoted,

Dazed and Confused: "That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age."

One of my all time favorite lines, along with
"Man do you have a joint?"
"uh no man, not on me."
"well it be a lot cooler if you did!"

[rpm]

"I don't want my brother to come out of that bathroom with just "a stick" in his hand." (TV version)

"A guy's gotta do what he's gotta do."

"Houston, we've got a problem."

[Jeff N.]

" Great! I feel great! I had 10,000 Watts this week. The next woman I'm with is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in SILLLLLVER DOLLARS!"
-Jack Nicholson, as Randall P. MacMurphy ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
Also, ..."some tasty waves and a cool buzz and I'm fine, man..." Jeff Spicoli ( Sean Penn), FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH Jeff N.

[arsegas]

"I'll biitch slap you back to Africa" - Jackie Chan to Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2

and numerous from Swingers:
"You're so money and you don't even know it!"
"This place is dead anyways."
etc

[CaptStash]

OK, this thread is huge and I've read all the posts and am stunned. STUNNED I say that no one mentioned the all time greatest IMHO movie line of all time:

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship" from Casablanca (Not to mention "we'll always have Paris" ansd "Play it Sam")

But, "220, 221 Whatever it takes" is probably the one I quote most often (from Mr. Mom in case you forgot)

and from Spinal Tap (how did this get overlooked) "it goes up to eleven!"

Ride Fast,

CaptStash....

[vaxn8r]

I'll be back.

[arsegas]

From Princess Bride:
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Idiots!

And my brother's favorite:
"I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star."

[Archibald]

Snatch --
"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me."

"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON."

"So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Roman Catholic church."

L,S, & TSBs

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

[JohnS]

and from Spinal Tap (how did this get overlooked) "it goes up to eleven!"

Ride Fast,

CaptStash....

check Ray's post #93

[Birddog]

"The Lord has given you these 15 errrrr 10 commandments"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CB1ruv1n8U

Birddog

[Too Tall]

There are so many to choose from :( I'll pick one from Pulp Fiction:

"Hey, that's Kool and the Gang."

[William]

Recent movie:

In the middle of a hurled cutlery vs gun fight:

Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say "cool off?"
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything...
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said "play times over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the fruckin' chain!

[victoryfactory]

Tortoise...
huh?
Do you know what a turtle is?
yeah.
same thing.

___________________________________

also my favorite line from Animal house...

seven years of college down the drain....

[jmewkill]

Big Chris: Its been emotional

[Fat Robert]

my old man is a TV repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools.

[Russell]

from The River's Edge

Feck (Dennis Hopper): I killed a girl, it was no accident. Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains right out the front. I was in love.

Samson: I strangled mine.

Feck: Did you love her?

Samson: She was okay.

[Jeff N.]

" You flash a piece on the lanes again and I'm gonna take it away and stick it up yo'azz and pull the trigger 'til it goes click!" -Jesus in "Big Lebowski"

[Flat Out]

It's not really a line per say and it's not even one of the best but I always loved the sound that Cameron makes after he looks down and sees his dad's 250 GT California Spyder wrecked in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".

[Chad Engle]

Smokey and the Bandit

"When I get home the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth."

[MadRocketSci]

"....All those moments will be lost, in time, like <mmmph> tears, in the rain. Time to die."

Improvised, I believe.

That and the spock death scene in wrath of khan always choke me up.

[GregL]

So many great lines in one movie! A couple from early in the film:

Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?
[Dr. Frankenstein stutters]
Inga: It's fun.
[She begins to roll in the hay]
Inga: Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.

Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.

Regards,
Greg

[Kevan]

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

[Fixed]

No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.
clockwork orange
imho cheers bro :beer:

[PBWrench]

Beatrix to Bill:

"You overreacted?"

KB Vol#2

[L84dinr]

"and your little dog too" and then the cackling laugh.

rtp

[Larry]

animal House...after Fred's Lincoln comes back wrecked from the road trip

Otter to Flounder "you f*&Ked up, you trusted us"....

"I suggest that you start drinking heavily."

or

"Can you guess what I am???.....................A Zit!!!"

[Larry]

"I suggest that you start drinking heavily."

or

"Can you guess what I am???.....................A Zit!!!"

OR.............................

(From Mandy) "Greg......Is it supposed to be this soft??"

or " My hand is getting kinda' tired."

[KeithS]

To my recollection...

Captain Renault - "Rick, why did you come to Casablanca in the first place" - to which Rick responds - "I came here for the waters. But there are no waters in Casablanca." (Now in your best Bogey affectation) "I was misinformed".

[Fat Robert]

"here's something for your face, motherf___r"

edith massey in female trouble

[fhernandez1960]

Hey Ma! can we get some meatloaf!
Hey Ma! the meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!
What's she doing?. I never now what she's doing.. back there!
...
I throw in a wedding now and then, but funerals are insane
the chicks are so horny. It is not even fair. It is like fishing with dynamite.
crazy horny

Ma! the meatloaf, f$%ck!

francis

[mflaherty37]

Unforgiven

"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum***** takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."
+1

[vaxn8r]

"In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba, and this has been true in Africa since the dawn of time, is death sure."

Kill Bill Vii

[vaxn8r]

I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me?

-Meet the Parents

[Dekonick]

from look who's talking...

"I know what you are thinking..."

"yeah....LUNCH!"

[vaxn8r]

Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important. Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.

Daniel: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.
Daniel: Hey, I was just kidding about that.
Miyagi: Why kidding?
Daniel: Because I'd get killed if I go down there.
Miyagi: Get killed anyway.

[vaxn8r]

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.



OK, I'll stop....for now.

[Ti Designs]

It's one hundred six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sun glasses...

[Grant McLean]

best of sam: (viewer discretion advised)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJevEXqT45Q&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1KipQ&NR=1


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bGv6Ijf1aU&mode=related&search=

-g

[Loro_tomas]

BRICKTOP: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary....come again.


Loro.

[Bud_E]

"here's something for your face, motherf___r"

edith massey in female trouble

A beautiful movie. It used to play regularly at the Nuart theater in West L.A. If I recall correctly the ad said something like "Female Trouble...it's not very pretty".

[chuckroast]

This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there!

From Night Shift, Michael Keaton....

[H.Frank Beshear]

My favorite of the year so far, apologies for poor attempt at accent.

I ehm driva.

Vigo Mortenson Eastern Promises Good Movie

[Larry8]

"Now, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? But, seeing as this is a 44 magnum the worlds most powerful handgun and it could blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself this question; Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"

Clint

[93legendti]

Broken Arrow

Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapon?

Nothing from Dodgeball?

Usually you pay extra for that kind of action.

Cotton needs a new pair of shorts.

Yeah, he will not be able to see.

Nothing from Trading Places?


Nothing from Godfather?

[Ozz]

...Nothing from Trading Places?...
"May I suggest using your night stick officer? "

"He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh, sure he went to Harvard."

[Louis]

The Wizard of Oz has so many. I'll just mention two of them:

WWotW: Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

WoOz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

[93legendti]

Fletch?

[Ozz]

Lou: "Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority."


Blood: "Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste."

[Ozz]

Too many...

"If God had not meant them to be sheared, He would not have made them sheep."

"I'll tell you what rule we applied Sir, we applied Rule .303 . We caught them and we shot them under Rule .303 !"
"I'm a pagan, too. "

"Shoot straight, you bast@rds - don't make a mess of it! "

[Pete Serotta]

148 posts closing but you can start another..... :D