OT: Oh William..

[vaxn8r]

Why do OSU fans wear orange?

So they can wear the same clothes when they hunt on Friday, to the game on Saturday and then get back to pickin' up trash on the roadside by Monday.

Badaboom..

[Kevan]

and it ain't from no car.

[72gmc]

What do you call an Oregon Duck fan who talks about another team's uniform?

Jealous.

[vaxn8r]

What do you call an Oregon Duck fan who talks about another team's uniform?

Jealous.
Thankful is more like it. I haven't been able to make fun of another uni for years. But now that OSU wears those new training bra unis....how those ever made it out of Nike I'll never know. Maybe it's a Phil Knight joke on his old rival.

Congrats on a big win last weekend. Good luck with the Buckeyes.

[BURCH]

Those uniforms are pretty bad. Not as bad as the joke though :)

[72gmc]

William may still be treating his Bearcat scratches. That one surprised me.

Thanks, and congrats on doing the decent thing and thumping Michigan. Good luck until we meet...

[rwsaunders]

Here are the other Top Nine:

(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

.......Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?

........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

.......Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?

.......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

.......Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?

.......His freshman year.

(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

.......None, that's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

...... Baton Rouge , Louisiana . He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

[KeithS]

What does the N on a Cornhuskers helmet stand for?

Knowledge!

[Elefantino]

Why do OSU fans wear orange?

So they can wear the same clothes when they hunt on Friday, to the game on Saturday and then get back to pickin' up trash on the roadside by Monday.

Badaboom..
Sing all together now …

OSU our pants are off to you! …

;)

[William]

Q: What do Oregon Ducks and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!


Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?

A: On the University of Oregon campus. That's the last place you would find a football player


Q: Why do University of Oregon fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.



Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Oregon library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours


Q: Did you hear about the fire in the University of Oregon's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.


Q: Do you know why the University of Oregon football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the Oregon Ducks?

A: Six more weeks of bad football.



Q: How do you make University of Oregon cookies?

A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.



Did you hear about the Duck fan who was so upset that the Beavers beat Oregon that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of his basement window


Q: What's the difference between the ducks and Rice Crispies?

A: Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.



Q: What do Beaver and duck quarterbacks have in common?

A: They pass the ball to open Beavers.


Coach Mike Bellotti dressed only 5 players for their PAC-10 home opener with UCLA. The rest had to try to get dressed by themselves.


Q: What did the Duck graduate say when he looked into a box of Cheerios?

A:"Oh looky! Donut seeds!"




William ;)