CAPTION CONTEST! . . . What is Sheryl thinking? . . .

[BumbleBeeDave]

SOMETHING'S got her spooked . . . Wonder what it is?

Oh, noble Forum prognosticators, what could she be THINKING? . . .

<<<U.S. singer Sheryl Crow, the girlfriend of Lance Armstrong, looks on as she waits by the US Postal Service team bus, in Liege, Belgium, Saturday, July 3, 2004, prior to the prologue of the 91st Tour de France cycling race, a 6.1-kilometer (3.8-mile) individual time-trial trough Liege. (AP Photo/Peter Dejong) >>>

[Bill Bove]

"And I thought Micheal Jackson was wierd"

[bostondrunk]

"Shut up Lance, I think I can see Mario getting changed in his bus"

[Smiley]

has turned her into stone :banana:

[bostondrunk]

she looks a lot like Lance Armstrong in the face (not the chest..). Maybe they are secretly brother and sister....or aliens....thats why lance does so well.....finally...an answer....<burp burp> <burp>

[Kevin]

She was just told that she missed Serotta Owners' Weekend.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . because she has the same prominent cheekbones--and THAT'S only because she has so little bodyfat.

BBDave

[William]

"Huh? was that Kerry on a FULLY PAINTED Ottrott?!?!?!?!" :confused:



William

[bulliedawg]

"What are they gonna do with that syringe?"

[dave thompson]

Wow! Who's the guy on the orange bike?

[JohnS]

Lance told me he didn't have to wear a condom because he was sterile...

[Kevin]

JohnS,

I think that she was just told that a non-bike rider is lurking on the Serotta forum.

Kevin

[Dr. Doofus]

*that's* where he injects it? And to to think I...there...oh god...here comes the omlette...."

[pale scotsman]

Could it be? Nah, is it.... don't tell me that's a Starbucks napkin drifting towards Lance’s rear derailleur!

:)

[Tom Robison]

Sheryl's thinkin...

My Gawd!! Look at all that male spanex! :D

[Cranky]

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . are workin’ OVERTIME! This is gonna be a hard decision!

BBDave

[slowgoing]

Sheryl Crow trying to figure out exactly what's different about Kristen Gum from last year....

[dave thompson]

Mmmm, nice butt!

[Dekonick]

Michael Jackson is one of the Cutters?

[Kevan]

wait a minute... that's my bike he took!

or...

He sure has gotten all touchie-feelie with Tyler lately.

or...

I mean I love him and all, but now my record producers want me to write a song about him?! Heck, even I'm beginning to develop "Lance-Overload"!

:D

[M_A_Martin]

D*mn Podium Girls! He's not even ON the podium! What the *beep* are they doing over there!? I thought the French were aloof. HE's ENJOYING IT. Well MR. Yellow Jersey, You ain't gett'n any tonight.

or


I think I left the iron on...I can't remember...

[shinomaster]

Oh God! I'm not as young as I once was....

[sfscott]

Ulrich is hung like a horse!

[Andreu]

Sheryl is saying: "I must get Lance on some critical frameworks that will get him out of his neo-marxist rut."
A :beer:
(thanks to Dr Doofus)

[Too Tall]

"This is sooo not me."

[Dr. Doofus]

sfscott has this one. Brevity, vulgarity, and a perfect parody of the Tour's key rivalry, all in one.

[csb]

(as she watches her favorite dress go by,
seams a bursting, fur poking through, and realizes its that
bastard williams, lance said he wouldnt be here this year,
podium girl my ass!)