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Birddog
08-23-2007, 10:34 PM
You can't make this sheite up!

by Jay F. Marks
Staff Writer
The rancor in the Red River Rivalry apparently doesn't die between football or basketball seasons.

An Oklahoma City man has been charged with aggravated assault and battery, accused of causing extensive damage to another man's scrotum just because he wore a University of Texas shirt into a local bar.


Allen Michael Beckett, 53, has not been arrested on the felony charge, which was filed Monday in Oklahoma County District Court. It carries up to five years in prison if he is convicted.

Beckett is accused of having launched a verbal attack on Brian Thomas when the other man walked into Henry Hudson's Pub at 3509 NW 58 on June 17, according to court documents.

What happened
Thomas said Beckett, whom he had never met, called him "everything under the sun” for wearing a Longhorns T-shirt into the bar.

He said he and his friend sat at a table in the corner and tried to ignore the other man, but other man — who apparently is a University of Oklahoma fan — kept screaming at him.

Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go.

Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg.

Thomas, who grew up a Texas fan, said it took more than 60 stitches to close his wound.

Two months later, he said he still is a lot of pain.The injury also caused Thomas to fall behind on his child support payments because he couldn't work.

Beckett could not be reached for comment Wednesday by The Oklahoman.

Birddog

Frank
08-23-2007, 10:39 PM
must really hurt!!!! :no:

ecl2k
08-23-2007, 11:59 PM
demands a picture

http://www.geocities.com/axkixx/images/Blog/2007/04-Apr/monkey_steals_peach.jpg

William
08-24-2007, 04:57 AM
Those pictures, and the technique crack me up every time. :D



William

Nick H.
08-24-2007, 05:47 AM
It could have been worse...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

coylifut
08-24-2007, 06:46 AM
Those pictures, and the technique crack me up every time. :D



William

it's the hooded assailant and the fact that the victim looks like he's enjoying it that does it for me.

shinomaster
08-24-2007, 04:26 PM
it's the hooded assailant and the fact that the victim looks like he's enjoying it that does it for me.

That dudes a peach ninja. Nothing funny about ninjas..imho.

Ozz
08-24-2007, 04:50 PM
You've seen the pictures, you've read it in the news, now you can wear the shirt: monkey steals the peach (http://damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=4)

:beer:

Grant McLean
08-24-2007, 04:56 PM
It could have been worse...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

and the classic ball-stealer response:

Amanda Monti said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury
will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

If you're not violent, shouldn't you be able to answer "no" to the question:
Have you ever ripped off a man's berries barehanded and put one in your mouth?
:crap:

-g

BumbleBeeDave
08-24-2007, 05:50 PM
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

What about the anguish for HIM? Yee-OW! :eek: :eek: :eek:

BBD

manet
08-24-2007, 05:54 PM
...

If you're not violent, shouldn't you be able to answer "no" to the question:
Have you ever ripped off a man's berries barehanded and put one in your mouth?
:crap:

-g

with most fruit scent may be deceptive, ripeness is best determined through taste.

RPS
08-24-2007, 08:14 PM
One case at a bar, the other after a party and out for drinks. :rolleyes:

Could there be a pattern here? :beer:

manet
08-24-2007, 08:30 PM
...

Fixed
08-24-2007, 09:30 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat_a_Peach
cheers

spincoast
08-25-2007, 04:45 AM
Eat a Peach.
Probably my all time favorite album. It never seems to grow old.
They were an incredible band that transcended Southern rock.

KJMUNC
08-25-2007, 09:05 PM
Bullet Tooth Tony stealing peaches.....

JohnS
08-25-2007, 09:14 PM
What's with the fascination on this board with pictures and discussions about grabbing another man's testicles? I'm starting to worry about the alternative lifestyles of many members (not that there's anything wrong with that). :confused:

Dekonick
08-26-2007, 09:58 AM
demands a picture

http://www.geocities.com/axkixx/images/Blog/2007/04-Apr/monkey_steals_peach.jpg

"My fondeling fingers style is MUCh better than your preying mantis style! My master, Michael Jackson, taught me all he knows... " all in poor english and bad lip sync...

big shanty
08-26-2007, 10:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcinlrgojk

Bart001
08-26-2007, 11:37 AM
It almost worked, too (at least it felt that way).

William
08-27-2007, 07:40 AM
http://www.dvcreators.net/discuss/images/smilies/fighting72.gif







.

Kirk Pacenti
08-28-2007, 07:43 AM
My 3 year old son has been practicing this technique! :D

He tells me his Monkey claw style is stronger than my Dragon Claw style! :crap: