caption contest/top ten!

[swoop]

10) If this arbitration thing doesn't work out I'll have to start entering Worlds Longest Arms contests to make ends meet.

9) Worlds greatest athlete wakes up to find torso transplanted with that of a 12 year-old nerd from OshKosh.

8) Quick.... Amber show the reporter how the dogs sit and shake for dope chews.

7) If Contador wins the tour I'll start a career as a pool man.

6) My current rig has a 54 seat tube and a 54.5 top tube with an 80 degree stem and no spacers, If i buy a different sized frame and use spacers to make it fit am I buying the right frame and how many minutes will it take for me to arrive in France at 30 miles an hour?

5) You Lemond.. come here I wanna show you something...

4) I want to make sure I don't wear a backwards baseball cap, its really important the public see's me as looking charming and all american. Oh by the way, would you mind running to the store and buying 500 packs of Sudafed for me?

3) Anyone see my shirt, I can't seem to find it? Its yellow.. has a bank logo on it...

2) Crap honey, these were my lucky suit pants... I told you not to put them in the dryer.

1) Why me?

[pjm]

No I'm not Dale Earnhardt, Jr., now go away!

[Len J]

I'm gonna kill that landscaper!

Len

[barry1021]

Wonder if i can train the dogs to fight.....

[William]

"The Corgi's can make it to the gate in 35.3 seconds....can you?!"

[Erik.Lazdins]

Seriously, Your not going to take my picture now are you?

[William]

~I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy...~




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[Jason E]

I win the Tour and my Neighbors house is STILL right outside the mutherflippin kitchen window!!!

[regularguy412]

"Now our miniature llama breeding service is going well"



Mike in AR

[Bruce K]

Are you guys gonna stand there all day takin' pictures, or are you gonna help me finish staining the fence?

BK

[Waldo]

Yes, with these shorts I do wear underwear. Boxers if you must know.

I had to sell my shoes to raise money for my legal defense fund.

[bozman]

does this really look like the body of a steroid user?

[Bob Ross]

"My teammates went to Paris and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Wait a minute..."

[MarleyMon]

"No, I don't want to hear about the benefits of a reverse osmosis woter treatment system for my home."

[mcteague]

I can't think of a caption with that blasted theme to "Cops" running in my head.


Tim McTeague

[Fixed]

ozarkes mt's home you better not be no revenuer
yeehaw i'm running on moonshine bro

[david]

get down on the ground! get down on the ground!

[slowgoing]

Found - Tyler Hamilton's chemeric twin!

[ti_boi]

...........Welcome to my little slice of heaven, now get the F*ck out......

[Fivethumbs]

I guess the green jersey is safe for a while.

[keno]

You must be kidding, another effing sample? What paternity suit?

keno

[rePhil]

I know I am in the minority but why kick a guy when he's down?

[swoop]

its called satire.

[texbike]

I can't think of an exciting enough caption, but I sure hear banjoes playing when looking at that picture. What's his wife doing back there? Sloppin' the Corgis?

Texbike

[rePhil]

Satire =The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

Yea I get it, just don't see the point.

[Delpo]

Rasmussen is not here! Why should I know where he is?

[swoop]

Satire =The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

Yea I get it, just don't see the point.

and so your point is to jump in and let everyone know that you don't get the point. got it.

wanna buy some beleive tyler shorts?

the point is... that we deny reality. we ask impoossible things of athletes and refuse to look at how sports work at that level. and then these dudes have to hire writers to tell their stories and work the media (the book is weak)... and really what hapens is that you have guys that have very little life skills and aren't that sophisticated. you wanna race d1 and do it on bread and water.... i think you're in the wrong sport and guilty of the same denial the fans are.

its actually a telling picture... he's a kid in between worlds. but i'm sick of talkiing about it and the picture does have a lot of comedic undertones..as does the story.

i think we all find life to be unfair at times....

i do know that i don't need someone to come finger wag in a thread that''s obviously humorous and is mocks a lettermen top ten.. if you don't like it.. stop clicking on it. i'm an adult.. i can work out my humor without your approval.

[Michael Maddox]

I've sprayed and sprayed for these things, but damned if she doesn't keep FEEDING them.

[Michael Maddox]

"You can't hide CLASS."

[rePhil]

and so your point is to jump in and let everyone know that you don't get the point. got it.

wanna buy some beleive tyler shorts?
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What does Tyler have to do with the image you posted?

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the point is... that we deny reality. we ask impoossible things of athletes and refuse to look at how sports work at that level. and then these dudes have to hire writers to tell their stories and work the media (the book is weak)... and really what hapens is that you have guys that have very little life skills and aren't that sophisticated. you wanna race d1 and do it on bread and water.... i think you're in the wrong sport and guilty of the same denial the fans are.
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I agree with you.


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its actually a telling picture... he's a kid in between worlds. but i'm sick of talkiing about it and the picture does have a lot of comedic undertones..as does the story.
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So you are sick about talking about it but youstart this post?



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i think we all find life to be unfair at times....

i do know that i don't need someone to come finger wag in a thread that''s obviously humorous and is mocks a lettermen top ten.. if you don't like it.. stop clicking on it. i'm an adult.. i can work out my humor without your approval.
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Yes, life can be unfair. I didn't finger wag. I just asked why kick a guy when he is down? That wasn't directed at you.

Thanks for staightening me out

[J.Greene]

I'm wondering where the publicist was. Whoever thought that pic was a good idea should be fired. It's too much of a Michael Vick moment.

JG

[hansolo758]

"Aw, shucks, c'mon, would I really dope? I mean, really?"

[jerk]

i told you the hgh was for my dogs.

i believe tyler.

i'm raising corgis, relaxing in a plastic kiddie pool and frucking frank vandenbroucke is podiuming in the kortrijk koerse and getting a 50,000E appearance fee.

livestrung.

you think you know me? you try touching your own knees without bending over.


jerl