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Grant McLean
07-30-2007, 08:49 AM
In order to combat doping in cycling,
the 2008 course will be shortened to 5 stages:

The stages are:
1. Denial*: The initial stage: "It can't be happening!"
2. Anger*: "Why cycling, It's not fair?!"
3. Bargaining *: "Just let them do whatever they want."
4. Depression*: "I'm so sad, why bother watching?"
5. Acceptance*: "It's going to be OK, this time they're clean"


See you next year!!!

-G

J.Greene
07-30-2007, 09:41 AM
You forgot the stage where we all discuss if LA doped or not.

JG

In order to combat doping in cycling,
the 2008 course will be shortened to 5 stages:

The stages are:
1. Denial*: The initial stage: "It can't be happening!"
2. Anger*: "Why cycling, It's not fair?!"
3. Bargaining *: "Just let them do whatever they want."
4. Depression*: "I'm so sad, why bother watching?"
5. Acceptance*: "It's going to be OK, this time they're clean"


See you next year!!!

-G

Jason E
07-30-2007, 09:53 AM
:D

Nice.

That's like last night when Al said they were waiting on Paul's out of competition results before giving him his last Yellow Jersey.

David Kirk
07-30-2007, 09:58 AM
I thought that they changed the route every year?

Hmmmmm?


Dave

Sandy
07-30-2007, 10:02 AM
I thought that they changed the route every year?

Hmmmmm?


Dave

Only the ways to get there!! :rolleyes:


Dopey

Delpo
07-30-2007, 11:07 AM
Any resemblance to Dante's Circles of the Inferno is purely coincidental... :crap:

Delpo

Dave B
07-30-2007, 11:24 AM
You forgot the stage where we all discuss if LA doped or not.

JG



He didn't...end of discussion! :D

Erik.Lazdins
07-30-2007, 05:28 PM
Hey Charlie Parker doped yet I spent many hours drilling on his transpositions in order to become a better player.

chuckroast
07-30-2007, 06:47 PM
Are there 5 stages or are there 12 steps?

Grant McLean
07-30-2007, 07:33 PM
Hey Charlie Parker doped yet I spent many hours drilling on his transpositions in order to become a better player.


don't hate the playa,
hate the game...

atmo

g

keno
07-31-2007, 02:16 AM
I certainly hope that one of these stages will be massive.

keno

97CSI
07-31-2007, 07:33 AM
I certainly hope that one of these stages will be massive.At the individual rider level, Stage 1 (Denial) is even larger than that.

milhouse
07-31-2007, 07:46 AM
http://www.economist.com/images/20070728/D3007WW0.jpg

From: The Economist (http://www.economist.com/world/europe/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9554810) - "as other sports followed up on promises to get rid of drug cheats, professional road cycling has lagged behind" - well, I don't agree.