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bostondrunk
06-15-2004, 01:53 PM
I am publishing a new book. Due to be released by August. Entitled:

'The Secret Lives of Sandy, BumblebeeDave, DBRK - and the mystery of Roy Munson'.

Will contain many stories from old teammates, commenting on how DBRK was originally pushing the 'Denmark Fit' before the French bought him out with 4 cases of red vino....
How Bumblebeedave first discovered his need for everything to be black and yellow..
How Sandy became Sandy......
And the secret celebrety life of Roy E Munson, his mansions, his wild parties with P-diddy, and of course his triple espresso 'doping' before his cat 5 criteriums...

$29.95!!!

oracle
06-15-2004, 01:55 PM
drunk, are you and munson lovers? soulmates? alter egos?

oracle

bostondrunk
06-15-2004, 02:00 PM
No, but I do have a chapter dedicated to the similarities between you and Shino, and your shared passion for feng shui...

Dr. Doofus
06-16-2004, 09:49 AM
where's the chapter about the late-night bar fight between drunk and jerk?

don't write about novo...you'll lose everything...

BumbleBeeDave
06-16-2004, 11:01 AM
LEGAL NOTICE
Date: June 16, 2004
To: News Desks and Legal Departments
RE: BUMBLE BEE DAVE - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Bumble Bee Dave has reacted with stinging anger at the false allegations made by bostondrunk, Chief Beer Taster of the Serotta Forum Times.

The allegations appear in a forthcoming book entitled ‘The Secret Lives of Sandy, BumblebeeDave, DBRK - and the mystery of Roy Munson', co-written with Dr. Seuss and to be published in Serottaland. Extracts from the book have appeared in L'Express and some of the book's allegations were repeated in yesterday's Sunday Times.

Bumble Bee Dave utterly denies ever having taken any performance enhancing drugs aside from bee pollen, pork rinds, and PowerGel.

Accordingly, Bumble Bee Dave has instructed his lawyers to immediately institute the following proceedings.

1) In the High Court in Saratoga Springs against the Sunday Times and bostondrunk seeking an injunction and substantial damages, including, but not limited to confiscation of all of his bottle openers.

2) In Paris, against bostondrunk, Dr. Seuss, the publishers of ‘The Secret Lives . . . ' and the publishers of L'Express, forcing them to view repeated showings of "American Flyers" dubbed in French by Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau.

Proceedings will be filed in the High Court of the Serotta Forum tomorrow.
Issued by Snively "Kevin" Whiplash
Dope-em, Cheatham, and Howe, LLC
solicitors to Bumble Bee Dave