Caption Contest--What's Lance Thinking?

[BumbleBeeDave]

"Damn, this jersey is UUUUUUH-GLEEEEE!"

[gwk]

Which one is Lance??!! :) :rolleyes: :crap:

[Russell]

"Damn, this jersey is UUUUUUH-GLEEEEE!"

"After this stage lets switch jerseys."

[alembical]

Question:
Is Lance in the polkadot jersey because he won the Mountain classifcation last year, and there have not been any points awarded in that classification yet this year?

Seems like that is the deal, just was not sure.

Now back to the original post.... (sorry about the thread drift)

Alembical

[shaq-d]

"You're funny. I'm gonna ruin you."

:banana:

sd

[PBWrench]

"Can't wait to see this shirt on Robin Williams!"

[Kevin]

I slept with Sheryl Crow last night, how did you do?

Kevin

[Sandy]

I know that the jersey matches your glasses, helmet, shorts, wheels, tires, and bike better than mine, but it is still my jersey!

Sandy

[weisan]

"You got a spot for me in the team next year? At least I am getting used to wearing orange."

[Roy E. Munson]

LA: Ha ha, you found my good drug connection, didn't you?
IM: Yup, and now it's my turn!

[BumbleBeeDave]

It’s what Lance is THINKING, not what they are saying! There’s a reason the comic book people call that thing above his head a “thought balloon!”

BBDave

[Kevan]

that if Jan starts envying me in this jersey, the yeller one is good as mine! :D


or...

Bruyneel?! F**k no man, I'm listening to Stern!!!

or...

and here's the joke... I'm clearing $50k per dot!

[MadRocketSci]

Lance: "How's it hanging?"

Other guy: "Hold on, lemme check"

must...not...submit...oops...

[vaxn8r]

Lance: "Did you see those guys on their ti bikes?"

Other guy: "Yeah....poor schmucks!"


Me: :fight:

[weisan]

With BBDave's reminder it's thought balloon, here's an amended version:

Lance: "ha..haa. I-Banana Mayonnaise, I am going to serve you for desserts on Alp d'Huez. How do you like them apples??!!"

[TmcDet]

I could have gotten a Banana jersey instead of this Polka Dot thing :banana: :banana:

[sfscott]

"Smile now, Basque Boy. Come July yer gonna be my beeatch."

or

"I'm getting paid as much as everyone on your team combined, including the wrenches and soigniers."

---"Yes but it all goes the ex-wife. You boys better find a new sponsor soon."

[MadRocketSci]

yeah, but the bubbles go from the mouth sooo....

Mayo: "Remember that time when I snapped your chainstay and you almost landed on your top tube chasing down Jan?"

Lance: "Yeah, that kinda sucked...but I still had a ball!"

somebody stop me....

[Too Tall]

"Why don't you ever return my calls?"

[TimB]

"I'm glad I had that boil lanced."

[caffeine power]

"and then I dropped the soap... am I ever going to have fun in Greece!" :butt:

[Kevin]

My Ottrott comes in next week.

Kevin

[paulh]

Ugly Jersey! Still not as bad as Tyler's Phonak kit.

[bostondrunk]

Lance: I thought I was the only one who shagged that podium girl!! Anyways, Sheryl is in town tonight and I need a fluffer, you up for it? George is too busy promoting his clothing line http://www.cafeshops.com/homodotcom.10036720?zoom=yes#zoom

Iban: Qui? Will you sign my quads and get me a discount on a Subaru??




Disclaimer: Remember boys and girls, and Bumblebee, its all in good fun.........<burp>

[William]

Hmm, boxers or briefs?
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You know, if I squint real hard, he kinda looks like Sheryl Crow….hmmm.
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He keeps smiling at me but he doesn’t say anything. WHY ISN”T HE SAYING ANYTHING!…..ok, ok, just smile back and very slowly back away.
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Heh, heh, heh. Yeah, don’t get too used to that yellow color pal.



William

[Climb01742]

"this is the last time i borrow one of sheryl's shirts..."

or...

"do polka dots make me look fat?"

or...

"wearing orange, i suddenly feel an urge to overthrow the spanish government..."

[Tom]

He managed to position that tree so it looks like Lance has a green pompon on the back of his helmet.

What the other guy is thinking is "Dude, with that shirt, that stupid looking helmet and that green thing on the back of your head you really do look like a clown! Go sell hamburgers to the idiot Americans."