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Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 02:32 AM
I would like you all to be my friends!!

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 10:54 AM
Who would like to ride bicycles fast with me?! We can be friends!

atmo
03-12-2007, 10:56 AM
i am having post nahbs distress order syndrome.
i miss jmewkill. can you make him my friend?
thanks atmo.

ti_boi
03-12-2007, 11:14 AM
"Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
Oh **** there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care. "


--Tenacious D

quehill
03-12-2007, 12:47 PM
"Maybe!"

... Awesome, it's like a zen koan or something.

Cheers

pjm
03-12-2007, 01:21 PM
My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Very nice!

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 01:26 PM
"Maybe!"

... Awesome, it's like a zen koan or something.

Cheers

Cheers to you, quehill! That was friendly of you!

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 01:27 PM
i am having post nahbs distress order syndrome.
i miss jmewkill. can you make him my friend?
thanks atmo.


Atmo, I will try for you! Wait and see! For now, I will be your friend!

obtuse
03-12-2007, 01:43 PM
Atmo, I will try for you! Wait and see! For now, I will be your friend!


will you try for me too? thanks pal!

obtuse

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 01:47 PM
will you try for me too? thanks pal!

obtuse

I will try for you Obtuse! I am trying now for Atmo! I will ask jmewkill to be my friend!

obtuse
03-12-2007, 01:51 PM
I will try for you Obtuse! I am trying now for Atmo! I will ask jmewkill to be my friend!


any friend of jmewkill is a object of reverence for me.

obtuse

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 01:54 PM
any friend of jmewkill is a object of reverence for me.

obtuse

Obtuse!
Friends are to be treasured!
Friends are not objects!

Fat Robert
03-12-2007, 02:00 PM
I love you

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 02:02 PM
I love you

I love you Fat Robert!

All friends must love one another!

Archibald
03-12-2007, 02:05 PM
any friend of jmewkill is a object of reverence for me.

obtuse
I am praying at the temple of the golden thigh as I type this!

fiamme red
03-12-2007, 02:06 PM
Where is Friendly Town? Any relation to Friendly's Ice Cream?

92degrees
03-12-2007, 02:08 PM
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4694/hanibal2to5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'm Having An Old Friend For Dinner.

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 02:10 PM
Where is Friendly Town? Any relation to Friendly's Ice Cream?

Friendly Town is a special place in your heart!

dave thompson
03-12-2007, 02:10 PM
Where is Friendly Town? Any relation to Friendly's Ice Cream?
Near Funky Town, I think.

edouard
03-12-2007, 02:24 PM
hello there, i am your friend!

prove it

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 02:27 PM
prove it

Edouard!

Friendship cannot be proven!
It is not a theorem!
It is inside of you and your friend!

fiamme red
03-12-2007, 02:31 PM
Who would like to ride bicycles fast with me?! We can be friends!Take it to craigslist atmo.

edouard
03-12-2007, 02:31 PM
It is inside of you and your friend!

digestive bile, blood... whatever.
you talk like a retired numbers teacher.

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 02:34 PM
digestive bile, blood... whatever.
you talk like a retired numbers teacher.

You talk like someone who has sadness inside!
Be friendly!
It is the better way!

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 02:37 PM
Take it to craigslist atmo.


You too have sadness and maybe anger Fiamme Red!
I used to like those rims!
It is not friendly to tell someone to leave!

edouard
03-12-2007, 02:38 PM
You talk like someone who has sadness inside!
Be friendly!
It is the better way!

you talk like someone who hasn't ridden their ottrott lately!

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 02:41 PM
you talk like someone who hasn't ridden their ottrott lately!

I don't have an ottrott!
I ride my bikes almost every day!
Far into the mountains sometimes!

edouard
03-12-2007, 02:42 PM
I don't have an ottrott!
I ride my bikes almost every day!
Far into the mountains sometimes!

that was the sound of me putting my barn boots on

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 02:45 PM
that was the sound of me putting my barn boots on

How lucky for you to live on a farm!
Peaceful and filled with the goodness of nature!

atmo
03-12-2007, 02:49 PM
here's my dilemna -
i have never seen Your_Friend! and dnovo
together in the same place or at the same
time atmo. something is very queer here.

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 03:22 PM
here's my dilemna -
i have never seen Your_Friend! and dnovo
together in the same place or at the same
time atmo. something is very queer here.

I am new here!
I welcome everyone as my friend!
Some of you will welcome me too!
Where is the dilemma!?

Kevan
03-12-2007, 03:25 PM
For clarification here, what is your position on riders who take EPO or other performance enhancers and the methods by which the authories are testing them. There seems to be a lot of unfriendliness involved, I'm sure you would agree. Where do you stand?

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 03:28 PM
For clarification here, what is your position on riders who take EPO or other performance enhancers and the methods by which the authories are testing them. There seems to be a lot of unfriendliness involved, I'm sure you would agree. Where do you stand?

Clarification?!
I stand on the shoulders of giants!
Bicycle racing is hard work!
Fair is fair!

taz-t
03-12-2007, 03:39 PM
So 'Your Friend' - where exactly is 'Friendlytown'?

Are you from God's country or are you one of those damn Yankee carpetbaggers?

And iffn you're one of those hippie weirdo west coasters, you'd better start runnin before I get my shotgun - y'hear?

Karin Kirk
03-12-2007, 03:48 PM
All I need to know to be your friend is:
How tall are your socks?
Do you like cats?
Do your shorts have any thin spots in the lycra?

davids
03-12-2007, 04:38 PM
Where is Friendly Town? Any relation to Friendly's Ice Cream?
There's a big "Friendly's" planted by the side of the Mass Pike near Springfield. Perhaps this is a clue?

catulle
03-12-2007, 04:50 PM
Dr. Robert is my friend, atmo...

catulle
03-12-2007, 04:53 PM
Oooops... No, that's not Dr. Robert. He is my friend Dr. Robert...

Louis
03-12-2007, 05:41 PM
I stand on the shoulders of giants!
Bicycle racing is hard work!

Do those giants happen to be chemists?

manet
03-12-2007, 07:50 PM
I stand on the shoulders of giants!


can you see provo from up there

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 09:33 PM
I had a good bicycle ride today!
Now i have good feelings!
Three hours pretty fast!

dreadpiratetim
03-12-2007, 10:11 PM
I want to be your friend, but I am not worthy. Three hours in the Mountains? YOU must be the giant. I can not even imagine the men you consider to be giants as they must have their heads above the clouds. Perhaps some day I will be worthy. Until then, I will try to ride my bike until I am as fast and strong as you.

Your dreadful (unworthy) friend.

slowgoing
03-12-2007, 10:26 PM
Friendship is earned. Asking for it without putting in the time or effort to earn it is douchebagish.

Or, you can pay me and I'll pretend to be your friend.

edouard
03-12-2007, 10:29 PM
... is douchebagish.

friendly's serving vegetarian now

Ginger
03-12-2007, 10:42 PM
Doris! Good to see you!

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 11:15 PM
Hi there! To some of you I must ask:
Why put something mean into the world!?
To others: you are kind people!
This is sincere!

Jack Brunk
03-12-2007, 11:23 PM
Why doesn't this thread get locked. James Please!

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 11:26 PM
Why doesn't this thread get locked. James Please!

That is not friendly!
I am new here!

Your_Friend!
03-12-2007, 11:28 PM
To some of you: I ride bikes!
Think too of the outsider!

Jack Brunk
03-12-2007, 11:48 PM
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