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eddief
02-06-2007, 02:53 PM
from the yahoo group for bleriots:

The Bleriot is the most comfortable, versital and practical bike ever
made - PERIOD. I took delivery of it yesterday from RBW in Walnut
Creek. I played hooky for half the day from work and disappeared. In
my office clothes I mounted my new best friend and off we went
charging down the iron horse trail and off to Shell ridge regional
open space. I climed 800 feet MSL (mean sea level - for you non
pilots). Climbed like a bat out of hell working up a nice sweat in my
Ecco shoes and brooks brothers pants tucked into my black wool socks.
A few retired hiker folks looked at me twice thinking that I just
quite didn't fit the scene. I screamed like a wild banchie on the
descent and laughed at the holes dirt below me for I could tell
little as to wheather I was on man made asphalt or God made dirt.
Didn't matter to me. I got back onto tarmak and headed for home. Then
I did the unthinkable. The thing that you learn when you are 8 years
old never to do; that is ofcourse to pedal while you are leaning over
at a very low angle. I struck my inside pedal while it was down. The
bike's rear tire jerked, lifted up and I could swear I was going
down. I thought "Holy ****, my first ride on my brand spanking new
Bleriot and I am going down; this just sucks". I didn't go down! The
bike regained traction and control. I thought "Jesus, this bike
rocks!" It won't even let me screw up!

Okay now you are asking - why in God's name would I leave my inside
pedal down? Simple reason. As I was turning a corner, I saw one of
Gods great creations - a very hot chick! Honest to God, she was
beautiful. Don't get me wrong, I am happily married and all that but
if you would have seen this Blond goddess, you would have temporarily
have lost your consentration too. Blond with big....eyes, with her
poodle no less in tow.

Stay tuned for my next adventure on my Bleriot.

obtuse
02-06-2007, 02:58 PM
from the yahoo group for bleriots:

The Bleriot is the most comfortable, versital and practical bike ever
made - PERIOD. I took delivery of it yesterday from RBW in Walnut
Creek. I played hooky for half the day from work and disappeared. In
my office clothes I mounted my new best friend and off we went
charging down the iron horse trail and off to Shell ridge regional
open space. I climed 800 feet MSL (mean sea level - for you non
pilots). Climbed like a bat out of hell working up a nice sweat in my
Ecco shoes and brooks brothers pants tucked into my black wool socks.
A few retired hiker folks looked at me twice thinking that I just
quite didn't fit the scene. I screamed like a wild banchie on the
descent and laughed at the holes dirt below me for I could tell
little as to wheather I was on man made asphalt or God made dirt.
Didn't matter to me. I got back onto tarmak and headed for home. Then
I did the unthinkable. The thing that you learn when you are 8 years
old never to do; that is ofcourse to pedal while you are leaning over
at a very low angle. I struck my inside pedal while it was down. The
bike's rear tire jerked, lifted up and I could swear I was going
down. I thought "Holy ****, my first ride on my brand spanking new
Bleriot and I am going down; this just sucks". I didn't go down! The
bike regained traction and control. I thought "Jesus, this bike
rocks!" It won't even let me screw up!

Okay now you are asking - why in God's name would I leave my inside
pedal down? Simple reason. As I was turning a corner, I saw one of
Gods great creations - a very hot chick! Honest to God, she was
beautiful. Don't get me wrong, I am happily married and all that but
if you would have seen this Blond goddess, you would have temporarily
have lost your consentration too. Blond with big....eyes, with her
poodle no less in tow.

Stay tuned for my next adventure on my Bleriot.


its great to see that "butch rides" has a bleriot now.

obtuse

BUTCH RIDES
02-06-2007, 03:06 PM
Hello , that is a great story where might I purchase one ? Poodles I love those little cute things ,you should have stopped to pet it .
adios

roman meal
02-06-2007, 03:07 PM
In
my office clothes I mounted my new best friend and off we went
charging down the iron horse trail


Isn't there a pay site for this kind of stuff?

mosca
02-06-2007, 04:15 PM
Coming soon to the J. Peterman catalog!

Louis
02-06-2007, 04:20 PM
Climbed like a bat out of hell working up a nice sweat in my Ecco shoes and brooks brothers pants tucked into my black wool socks.

Don't all Serotta Forumites ride like this?

Ray
02-06-2007, 04:30 PM
Stay tuned for my next adventure on my Bleriot.
OK Ed, was this you or just a post you liked? In any case, I've experienced new bike euphoria too many times to take it seriously. Have him get back to us after six months. If he still feels the same way, then we got something to talk about.

-Ray

eddief
02-06-2007, 04:38 PM
i still have a hard time with bike love taken to the nth degree. i thought the story was fun, humorous and i guess in a world as weird as the one we currently live in, more power to those who know how to enjoy and then let us share it when they put on the net.

dash
02-06-2007, 04:43 PM
the "ride report" bar has definitely been raised - hopefully we'll hear more of the color surrounding first ride experiences going forward...

Kevan
02-06-2007, 04:47 PM
of Sandy's review posted here of his then new Ottrott; when he similarly chased after me while I was walking my pugs.

Without too much effort...we managed to out run him.

Ozz
02-06-2007, 05:42 PM
you too can have fun:

bleriot ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/RIVENDELL-BLERIOT-FRAME-FORK-61cm-NEW-650B_W0QQitemZ230087565037QQihZ013QQcategoryZ98084 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

no idea if this is a good price or not...looks to be...don't know the seller.

Frankwurst
02-06-2007, 06:08 PM
Jeez I enjoyed my first ride on mine also, but not quite to this extreme. I did however hit my pedal but not because I was taking a corner looking at a beautiful women. I was doing a uturn to stop at a bar I spotted that was open and wanted a beer. My ride report is far less glamorus. :beer:

gt6267a
02-06-2007, 06:16 PM
I think a little new purchase exuberance is a good thing and if the ride report waxes a wee bit over the top, why not? Isn’t there an old saying nothing succeeds like exaggeration?

Frankwurst
02-06-2007, 06:41 PM
I think a little new purchase exuberance is a good thing and if the ride report waxes a wee bit over the top, why not? Isn’t there an old saying nothing succeeds like exaggeration?

Agreed. I appreciate the guys enthusiam.That's how your supposed to feel on a new bike. Hell I feel like that on an old bike sometimes minus the climbing like a bat outta hell. :beer:

Too Tall
02-06-2007, 07:16 PM
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

eddief
02-06-2007, 07:56 PM
and you are interested in 650b, a set of silver brakes and a set of 650b wheels and you can be riding. that ebay deal is better than decent.