OT Could this be?

[keno]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21152231-1702,00.html

keno

[JohnS]

It wouldn't surprise me any... :no:

[inGobwetrust]

I'd sell a kidney to get to the front of Atmo's waiting list.....

[A.L.Breguet]

With fava beans and a nice chianti?

[William]

[Mr Brown answers the door of his home to find two men dressed in white labcoats.]

Labcoat #1: Hello. Uh… can we have your liver?
Mr Brown: What?
Labcoat #1: Your liver. It's a large, uh… glandular organ in your abdomen.
[Mr Brown just stares at the labcoated men.]
Labcoat #1: You know, it's, uh… it's reddish-brown; it's sort of, uh…
Mr Brown: Yeah, y-yeah, I know what it is, but… I'm using it! I…

[The labcoated men push into the house. The second man holds Mr Brown against the wall.]

Labcoat #2: Go on, sir! Don't muck us up, now!

[The first labcoated man searches him and pulls out a card.]

Labcoat #1: Hel-lo! What's this, then?
Mr Brown: A liver donor's card.
Labcoat #1: Need we say more?
Labcoat #2: No!
Mr Brown: Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Uh. Oh! Ah. Ah. Eh.
Labcoat #1: No one who has ever had their liver taken out by us has survived.
Mr Brown: Agh.
Labcoat #2: Just lie there, sir. It won't take a minute.
[The Labcoats used dangerous stuff and broke Mr Brown's liver.]
Mr. Brown: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Labcoat #1: Zip it up.

[keno]

wasn't that a Monty Python or Mad TV skit?

Incidentally, it wasn't the Chinese soldiers so much as the Canadians who did their transplant shopping there, what with the vaunted Canadian medical system.

keno

[William]

wasn't that a Monty Python or Mad TV skit?

Incidentally, it wasn't the Chinese soldiers so much as the Canadians who did their transplant shopping there, what with the vaunted Canadian medical system.

keno

Meaning of Life. Which some how loses some of its meaning in this case.



William