Work is so dull and boring

[shinomaster]

All I can think about are ducks, cyclocross, and the rubin sandwich I will eat for lunch with atmo and socalsteve.

[catulle]

You better get the spelling of that sandwich straight or atmo is gonna feed ya duck feed, atmo...

[Ozz]

I saw a Wood Duck on my ride yesterday....a bunch of ducks were taking up the bike path...mostly Mallards, but one was a Wood Duck...I rode by it about 5 feet away. Beautiful.

Two eagles also.....not as rare as a Wood Duck though.

[Too Tall]

MRDUCKS

Get it straight and does that come with a pickle?

[shinomaster]

What? Roobin?

[AgilisMerlin]

MRDUCKS

Get it straight and does that come with a pickle?




http://www.philtulga.com/Meter.html

I wanna dance.

amerliN

[stevep]

shino..specialized is sueing you for using the word stumptown...
i can settle the suit for you...
send a check contribution for $1,200 to steveps preservation of local expensive bike shiite fund....make it out to me.
send it fast and maybe ill send you a free sachs frame.
good chance this time.

[catulle]

shino..specialized is sueing you for using the word stumptown...
i can settle the suit for you...
send a check contribution for $1,200 to steveps preservation of local expensive bike shiite fund....make it out to me.
send it fast and maybe ill send you a free sachs frame.
good chance this time.


Is that a free original reproduction sachs, atmo...?

[Louis]

You only wish you were as tough as a duck: (From the BBC)

Duck survives two days in fridge

A duck in the US state of Florida has survived gunshot wounds and a two-day stint in a refrigerator.

A hunter shot the duck, wounding it in the wing and leg. Believing the bird was dead, he left it in his fridge at his home in Tallahassee. The hunter's wife got a fright when she opened the fridge and the duck lifted its head, a local veterinarian said.

Staff at the Goose Creek Animal Sanctuary who are treating the bird said it has a 75% chance of survival. The plucky duck was taken first to a local animal hospital, and then to an animal sanctuary for more specialised treatment.

A veterinarian at the sanctuary said he thinks the duck will live, but will probably never be well enough to be released into the wild.

The veterinarian, David Hale, said the duck's low metabolism rate helped it survive its time in the refrigerator, the Tallahassee Democrat newspaper reported.

"This is an extremely tough duck with a lot of spirit to live," he said. "This shows how tough and adaptable wildlife are."

[stevep]

"This is an extremely tough duck with a lot of spirit to live," he said. "This shows how tough and adaptable wildlife are."

**** cheney then blasted the duck and added..." that little sob, quacking at me like that.... "

[shinomaster]

You only wish you were as tough as a duck: (From the BBC)

Duck survives two days in fridge

A duck in the US state of Florida has survived gunshot wounds and a two-day stint in a refrigerator.

A hunter shot the duck, wounding it in the wing and leg. Believing the bird was dead, he left it in his fridge at his home in Tallahassee. The hunter's wife got a fright when she opened the fridge and the duck lifted its head, a local veterinarian said.

Staff at the Goose Creek Animal Sanctuary who are treating the bird said it has a 75% chance of survival. The plucky duck was taken first to a local animal hospital, and then to an animal sanctuary for more specialised treatment.

A veterinarian at the sanctuary said he thinks the duck will live, but will probably never be well enough to be released into the wild.

The veterinarian, David Hale, said the duck's low metabolism rate helped it survive its time in the refrigerator, the Tallahassee Democrat newspaper reported.

"This is an extremely tough duck with a lot of spirit to live," he said. "This shows how tough and adaptable wildlife are."

Wow, I'm in tears! Poor lil duck. Stevep. POrtland Oregon, aka "stumptown" is suing you for wrongful malarkey.

[catulle]

Stupid dude all around. Doesn't he know that he must dress (gut) the duck before freezing it...? He just dumped the poor old guy with feathers and all in the freezer...? If you do that, when you get ready to eat the duck it'll taste like you deserve for it to taste. Jeezzz....

[onyourleft]

**** cheney then blasted the duck and added..." that little sob, quacking at me like that.... "

Was the duck also a lawyer?

[shinomaster]

+2

[Sandy]

You only wish you were as tough as a duck: (From the BBC)

Duck survives two days in fridge

A duck in the US state of Florida has survived gunshot wounds and a two-day stint in a refrigerator.

A hunter shot the duck, wounding it in the wing and leg. Believing the bird was dead, he left it in his fridge at his home in Tallahassee. The hunter's wife got a fright when she opened the fridge and the duck lifted its head, a local veterinarian said.

Staff at the Goose Creek Animal Sanctuary who are treating the bird said it has a 75% chance of survival. The plucky duck was taken first to a local animal hospital, and then to an animal sanctuary for more specialised treatment.

A veterinarian at the sanctuary said he thinks the duck will live, but will probably never be well enough to be released into the wild.

The veterinarian, David Hale, said the duck's low metabolism rate helped it survive its time in the refrigerator, the Tallahassee Democrat newspaper reported.

"This is an extremely tough duck with a lot of spirit to live," he said. "This shows how tough and adaptable wildlife are."

The wife should have shot the hunter, collected a large insurance payoff, and lived happily with the duck.


Quack Quack Sandy

[julia]

steve once ran over a chicken on his bike

[shinomaster]

Ummm.....was it KFC? Or road kill?

[julia]

there's a well-known spot on the trail here where there are a lot of chickens (and ducks), and a sign citing $100 fine for messing with the birds...umm... he didn't stop to administer first aid...I guess I was an accomplice...erk

[Kevan]

there's a well-known spot on the trail here where there are a lot of chickens (and ducks), and a sign citing $100 fine for messing with the birds...umm... he didn't stop to administer first aid...I guess I was an accomplice...erk

to play chicken.

[Ginger]

there's a well-known spot on the trail here where there are a lot of chickens (and ducks), and a sign citing $100 fine for messing with the birds...umm... he didn't stop to administer first aid...I guess I was an accomplice...erk

Erotic is a feather
Kinky is the whole chicken.

:p

[catulle]

:no:

[julia]

I'm not exactly sure but I think the chicken sort of ran >through< the bike, between the wheels. . .I guess cyclocross frames might be rated the safest from a chicken's viewpoint. . .high bb. . .

[Ozz]

there's a well-known spot on the trail here where there are a lot of chickens (and ducks), ...
Bothell?

see Wood Duck post above.... :D