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verbs4us
12-27-2019, 06:45 AM
Known phenomenon: on cold weather rides, I have to pee more often. Also known fact: my best winter bib tights (Bonka) come up too high in the front, and even with the zipper, I have to fish deep to get the equipment our for relief. Not a problem with summer bib shorts, which seem to be cut lower in front. Logical that winter bibs are cut higher, but none I have seen (Peari Izumi, Assos, Castelli, etc) seems designed with bladder relief in mind. Suggestions?

fignon's barber
12-27-2019, 08:27 AM
Catheter?

Mzilliox
12-27-2019, 08:30 AM
all of my winter bibs have a zipper that unzips downward... yours doesnt?

its still a bit of a reach, but its lycra, its stretches.

verbs4us
12-27-2019, 09:34 AM
The Assos does, but it ends at about the navel--I have to contort to reach major plumbing. I have an old Performance bib that is more stretchy but not as warm.

veggieburger
12-27-2019, 09:38 AM
Same problem with the Santinis. Perhaps you could have an extension put on the 'equipment'? Take a bit of skin from the elbow or back of your knee to increase hose length? :banana:

fiamme red
12-27-2019, 10:03 AM
I wear regular wool tights, not bibs, with suspenders. Works great.

Mike Bryant
12-27-2019, 10:10 AM
Not to mention the cold which exacerbates the distance problem with some gents.


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el cheapo
12-27-2019, 02:55 PM
Try Mavic. They have a zipper and are well made. I bend slightly at the waist when going. Don't want to pee on the Sidi's!

verbs4us
12-27-2019, 03:13 PM
Thanks. That would make me more matchy-matchy, since I already have Mavic thermal booties, which are great.

uber
12-27-2019, 03:16 PM
Not to correct any of my brothers, but I thought the proper terminology is
"going over the fence"? I have not had a problem with the zippered Rapha stuff.

Peter P.
12-28-2019, 07:09 AM
Non-bib shorts and tights.

Or wait until you have diarrhea; that will make you a convert.

Tickdoc
12-28-2019, 12:59 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/16ac351c980d8585790af9c3cc3eaf1d/tenor.gif?itemid=4832452

C40_guy
12-28-2019, 08:08 PM
Zwift has a pause button. Take as much time as you need. :)

berserk87
12-30-2019, 02:54 PM
Funniest thread in awhile - thanks for the laughs guys. Needed this.

jmoore
12-30-2019, 03:18 PM
Pull up a leg of the short and let it rip.

efixler
12-30-2019, 07:50 PM
Morvélo Stormshield bibs have a helpful zipper.

Good price here atm: https://www.probikekit.com/sports-trousers/morvelo-stealth-stormshield-bib-tights/12210601.html


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C40_guy
12-31-2019, 07:50 AM
Not to mention the cold which exacerbates the distance problem with some gents.


Yes, the Costanza effect.