Is this the average SUV owner??

[Bruce H.]

From the local Doylestown paper:
"I'd like to respond to a bicyclist who complained about cars getting in his way. Bicycle riders ride with their head down and they refuse to move over. They don't need a driver's license, which is a tax that we pay for using the roads. Sport utility vehicles must have emission stickers. I don't know where he gets the idea that they don't. They also must have license tags, which is another tax that goes to pay for the roads. We have to have insurance. We pay high gas taxes to pay for the roads. Compared to him, we do own the roads."

[stackie]

I've actually used this one before I became wiser and a father...

Motorist: "Get that f'ing thing off the road, you have no right to be on the road."

Me: "I pay more taxes than you make in a year, so shut up, get your butt back in your POS car with the license plate 123-XXX, and I won't report you to the police when I get home."

From the apparent demographics of this forum, most of us could probably make this statement accurately. I wouldn't advise it, necessarily, unless you are young and stupid as I once was.

Jon