Best eBay ad copy ever

[SoCalSteve]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/The-King-of-Bikes-AX-Lightness-Evo-Ultra-with-Tune-Airways-and-DA9100-Groupset/264189170437?hash=item3d82e6d305:g:z0QAAOSwyRdcJUp Z

Enjoy!!!

[54ny77]

Hilarious!

Horrible pics though, that's laughable for a high zoot bike.

[XXtwindad]

We need this guy here in the "GD" area. That's some funny ****!

[dbnm]

and some of the worst photos ever.

He couldn't even do a BAAW photo? geez.

[mhespenheide]

Eh, it's pretty much stolen from a Craigslist car ad. I forget what the original car was, but the rest of the copy is ... a copy.

[m4rk540]

Ebay, the kind of place where satire has no buy it now option.

[Matthew]

Hey at least shipping is only $19.95. Ad is ridiculous to say the least.

[clyde the point]

Or, "How not to sell a bike".

[saab2000]

Or, "How not to sell a bike".

I assume anyone who might be in the market for this knows what it is and will find the text humorous.

[mhespenheide]

Because I'm mildly obsessive, here's a reference to the original CL ad, for a Dodge Viper:

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/most-honest-viper-craigslist-ad-ever-1782809075

[XXtwindad]

Well, the guy plagiarized. Still think the original ad is damn clever. You should monetize your obsessive researching skills :)

[mhespenheide]

Well, the guy plagiarized. Still think the original ad is damn clever. You should monetize your obsessive researching skills :)

It's only because I remembered seeing the page I linked. :help: