Semi-OT: where do you put your Peloton? [twitter thread]

[slowpoke]

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/1089699762331217920

[zmudshark]

You beat me to it.

[Matthew]

All I know is their commercial music sucks. That weird breathing sound one and the one with the hip hop music. Ugh. But I would like one of their bikes. And it would go in my basement.

[C40_guy]

All I know is their commercial music sucks. That weird breathing sound one and the one with the hip hop music. Ugh. But I would like one of their bikes. And it would go in my basement.

Does your basement have an unobstructed view of the Pacific Ocean and some mountain tops?

If not, you would be violating their Terms of Service. :)

[Matthew]

Nope. Neighbor's house. But I can watch airplanes take off through my egress window!! That has to count for something, right?

[fignon's barber]

It should be placed in the premier room in the home. After all, by riding it you are building a better life for your family (never understood that benefit statement in the commercial).

[gemship]

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/1089699762331217920

There's a million ways to do it. Choose One. Ride Peloton.

[slowpoke]

You beat me to it.

Paceline KoMs are tough these days ;)

[Andy sti]

Those are so good!

[echappist]

about time someone went satirizing their ad copies

none of the locales seems to cost less than $1M...

i said it elsewhere and i'll say it again, just today's version of one could never be too thin or too rich

[Geeheeb]

she has one job lol. perfect skewer.

[charliedid]

Thanks for the laugh!

[Peter P.]

Does your basement have an unobstructed view of the Pacific Ocean and some mountain tops?

If not, you would be violating their Terms of Service. :)

THAT was funny!