View Full Version : Astana "Rap" Video, EF Rapha Kit and Moustaches!?!?
bearcrawl
01-14-2019, 04:59 PM
World Tour ain't what it used to be. Gotta say tho... I'm on board and I have a new team to pull for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMIv5Dsmuf8&feature=youtu.be
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7831/39779782133_c2cceaf807_z.jpg (https://flic.kr/p/23BcMjD)
https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4837/46692217902_1a0b55eb08_z.jpg (https://flic.kr/p/2e92PDG)
You're welcome.
azrider
01-14-2019, 05:05 PM
Most amazing jersey ever..........
https://forums.mtbr.com/attachments/frame-building/814866d1373427516-6-alexander_vinokourov.jpg
Heisenberg
01-14-2019, 05:14 PM
this is how it ends: the protour figures out hipster fashion five years too late.
FlashUNC
01-14-2019, 05:19 PM
Still better than Pusha T's latest EP.
#shotsfired
bearcrawl
01-14-2019, 05:24 PM
That's it. What saved Pro Cycling? Astana V Katusha rap battle. Complete with a 55kg white dude dance off...
R3awak3n
01-14-2019, 06:16 PM
EF kit... cool. Moustaches... fine... that video, nope.
pdmtong
01-14-2019, 06:25 PM
I stopped at 0:30...some things cannot be unseen and I could go no further
ERK55
01-14-2019, 08:06 PM
Painful.
charliedid
01-14-2019, 08:09 PM
Couldn't they just pretend to have fun. ***
That ain't no Superbowl Shuffle :-)
pasadena
01-14-2019, 08:12 PM
That's a funny vid, thanks for posting LOL
Really like the EF kit. Looks like a pink version of last years limited edition oil slick crit kit.
Rapha's been killing it with the pro women. Fun to see the men getting the same treatment.
Now, when will Castelli put out some designs that aren't ancient... love their technology, fit and materials... style is like a decade behind everyone else.
echappist
01-14-2019, 08:15 PM
ok, so what's worse, that video or the American Crit video?
cringe worthy
54ny77
01-14-2019, 08:33 PM
Needs more cowbell.
doubleklobbs
01-15-2019, 10:06 AM
It's just cyclists goofing off for Instagram likes. GreenEdge did it and it got more YouTube views than some grand tour stages. I just love it when cycling tries anything outside of its broken business model then gets immediately trashed by the public.
chiasticon
01-15-2019, 10:19 AM
memories of the pro cyclocross rap battle video come flooding back...
http://www.cxhairs.com/2015/02/18/the-rap-battle-screencap-translation/
azrider
01-15-2019, 10:22 AM
Never did, nor probably ever will, understand why this sport has to take itself so seriously :rolleyes:
Mzilliox
01-15-2019, 10:28 AM
That Astana Rap is amazing. or dope.:banana: my life is forever better now
Mzilliox
01-15-2019, 10:29 AM
Never did, nor probably ever will, understand why this sport has to take itself so seriously :rolleyes:
right? grown men on grown men toys, and we are supposed to be serious?
cash05458
01-15-2019, 11:01 AM
ummmm...keep your day jobs boyz...
cash05458
01-15-2019, 11:03 AM
what I dig about the video is Vino, with his bad boy drug addict past, gives it a real feel of authenticity...if I could say "word" in Kazakhstanian I surely would...
azrider
01-15-2019, 11:15 AM
I'm doing my business
I'm doing my job
I will rap this song
Like Snoopy Doggy Dog
C'mon guys. How can you NOT get on board with this stuff......it's Gold.
cash05458
01-15-2019, 11:25 AM
some guy named smoking puppy 841 added the youtube comment: "best thing I have ever seen!" :banana:
Mzilliox
01-15-2019, 11:26 AM
I'm doing my business
I'm doing my job
I will rap this song
Like Snoopy Doggy Dog
C'mon guys. How can you NOT get on board with this stuff......it's Gold.
were the only team that wore blue before
all the other blue teams its best to ignore
our leader of the gang, this is Jacob Fugelsang
uuuuuhhhh they snuck Fugelsang into a rap, not even Common or Mos Def can do that
cash05458
01-15-2019, 11:30 AM
Stybar wrote in the comments that he loved it...things must be getting edgy via his overly fat contract at Quickstep and he is clearly looking for a transfer...you heard it here first...
azrider
01-15-2019, 11:43 AM
uuuuuhhhh they snuck Fugelsang into a rap, not even Common or Mos Def can do that
^^^ gets it :cool:
AV is epitome of Russian/Euro........
Shirt unbuttoned too far.......check
Gold chain.............check
Tommy Hilfiger jean capri's...........check
Dance club shirt ...........check (up close I bet those flowers are bedazzled)
white leather sandals.........check
the dude obviously DNGAF.....so whats wrong with a little rap
http://astanafans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/24117_416061627462_374951987462_5173375_1335183_n. jpg
cash05458
01-15-2019, 11:50 AM
Is that Vino's wife?:hello: if so, that's f-ing hood!
nice to s^^^ gets it :cool:
AV is epitome of Russian/Euro........
Shirt unbuttoned too far.......check
Gold chain.............check
Tommy Hilfiger jean capri's...........check
Dance club shirt ...........check (up close I bet those flowers are bedazzled)
white leather sandals.........check
the dude obviously DNGAF.....so whats wrong with a little rap
http://astanafans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/24117_416061627462_374951987462_5173375_1335183_n. jpg
FlashUNC
01-15-2019, 11:53 AM
It's like the Cash Money Millionaires, but from Central Asia and with better flow.
I'd take any of these guys over Birdman.
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