OT: Your favorite line(s) from a movie?

[XXtwindad]

I like the pop culture stuff here on the PL. So here's my contribution:

The memorable line from your favorite movie. I think it would be fun to avoid naming the actual movie. If you know, you know, and if you don't...Google it.

Here's the line from perhaps the most seminal movie of my high school years:

"I'll give you the answer to that question next Saturday, Mr. Bender. (Pause) Don't mess with bull. You'll get the horns."

[rheosibal]

"I'll be back"

[johnniecakes]

"Rebel Scum"

"We need a bigger boat"

[pjm]

So I got that goin’ for me. Which is nice.

[parris]

"Hooper drives the boat chief".

[martl]

"Average of 42 (km/h)... you know how bad that is?"

[72gmc]

"He has a wife, you know."

[Gsinill]

Oh my, where to start?

"You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

[MattTuck]

Oh, man. Too many to choose from.

"Well, that's just like, your opinion, man!"


For TV, I use Rust Cohl's line from True Detective on a weekly basis, "Then start asking the right bleeping questions."

[AngryScientist]

"this is not 'nam, this is bowling, there are rules"

[donevwil]

"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."

[vav]

Fill in the blank:... Say ___________________________________ :banana:


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[chrismoustache]

'wendy, gimme the bat.'

[gemship]

You can't handle the truth.

[gemship]

I got five kids to feed, five.

[speedevil]

We at the FBI don't have a sense of humor that we're aware of.

[kppolich]

"All I ask is three beers a piece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion."

[AngryScientist]

i mean....

pulp fiction is my favorite movie of all time.

there are SO many good quotes, i dont know where to start\

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[Tickdoc]

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[marsh]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jKzgD4pKhNk/TG3hFxwVZ1I/AAAAAAAACWQ/e8vKrI6OJ4E/s1600/charlie+dont+surf.bmp

[echelon_john]

“Take off your clothes.”
- Daniel Day-Lewis as Tomas, in The Unbearable Lightness of Being

[cgolvin]

there are SO many good quotes, i dont know where to start

True for one of my favorites, too, adding to those above:

"F--- it, let's go bowling"
"That rug really tied the room together"
"2000 years of beautiful history, from Moses to Sandy Koufax"

[daker13]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

[GregL]

"Well, son, since you don't have any respect for your elders, it's time somebody taught you some respect for your betters!"

Greg

[sparky33]

you're killin' me smalls!

-The Sandlot

[Dirtdiggler]

Taken

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

[Dirtdiggler]

John Wick

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a ****ing pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his ****ing dog.

[pjm]

“Take off your clothes.”
- Daniel Day-Lewis as Tomas, in The Unbearable Lightness of Being

I like what happens after that line.....:cool:

[Bruce K]

“A man’s got to know his limitations.” - Dirty Harry Callahan in Magnum Force

Right after the bomb he left in Hal Holbrook’s car blows up

BK

[Kingfisher]

"That ain't no cop gun Frank"

from Magnum Force

[Mark McM]

Some of my favorite movie lines came from the greate over-actor, Charleton Heston:


From The Ten Commandments: "Let my people go!"

From The Planet of the Apes: "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"; "They blew it up! God, damn you! Damn you all to hell!"

From Soylent Green: "Soylent Green is people!"

[Mark McM]

https://bill37mccurdy.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/what-we-have-here-is-a-failure-to-communicate-quote-2.jpg?w=450

[dougefresh]

.

[72gmc]

You're not being the ball, Danny.

[rain dogs]

oh boy... one spectacular movie in particular which felt as if it was lifted directly from my subconscious had these beauties (this might be revealing too much)

"Once you realize the universe sucks, you've got nothing to lose"

"If this world is temporary, identity is an illusion, then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you use petroleum, and that's got me very confused."

"When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are."

[old_fat_and_slow]

"You gottah ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you, PUNK !!!

Dirty Harry

[old_fat_and_slow]

Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjsVrBth1c

[kylecycler]

"Future's all yours, you lousy bicycle!"

That's my favourite line, but the scene that immediately precedes it has my favourite piece of dialogue from the movies:

"I'm 26, and I'm single and a schoolteacher and that's the bottom of the pit. And the only excitement I've known is here with me now. So I'll go with you and I won't whine, and I'll sew your socks, and I'll stitch you when you're wounded, and I'll do anything you ask of me, except one thing. I won't watch you die. I'll miss that scene if you don’t mind…"

The writer was William Goldman; I guess y'all know the movie. :)

(This is my first post on the forum but I didn't just register to post this - I've been a lurker for ages and registered a while ago. Thing is, I'm not a real proper Paceliner and realistically never will be. I cycle for transportation, everywhere, not as exotically or as fast as you folks, but I enjoy reading the threads and I've learned a lot. And I can always dream, if nothing else!)

[old_fat_and_slow]

Shut up and take the pain! Take it !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQlRW2qUDr8&t=1s

[AngryScientist]

let's not forget this little gem:

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[joosttx]

“Coffee is for closers”

[Black Dog]

“It’s not a tumour”.

And from another classic...

“I don’t even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”

[zmalwo]

"Get off my lawn."

[rst72]

"How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?"

[old_fat_and_slow]

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

[old_fat_and_slow]

“Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice.”

Yoda

[Mzilliox]

obviously you are not a golfer

[Mzilliox]

oh boy... one spectacular movie in particular which felt as if it was lifted directly from my subconscious had these beauties (this might be revealing too much)

"Once you realize the universe sucks, you've got nothing to lose"

"If this world is temporary, identity is an illusion, then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you use petroleum, and that's got me very confused."

"When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are."

what happens in the meadow at midnight?

[old_fat_and_slow]

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure - and sensual daydreams to treasure for ever. "

"A mental mind _uck can be nice."

Dr. Frank-N-Furter:

[Frankwurst]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."

[johnmdesigner]

Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead...only try to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no spoon.
There is no spoon?
Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

[Clean39T]

what happens in the meadow at midnight?Dusk, but yeah - it's beautiful...

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[Clean39T]

“Coffee is for closers”Third place is you're fired.

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[Clean39T]

obviously you are not a golferNot the fckn Eagles man..

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[azrider]

I think it would be fun to avoid naming the actual movie. If you know, you know, and if you don't...Google it.

pulp fiction

didn't read the rules

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

didn't read the rules

John Wayne as Jacob "Big Jake" McCandles in Big Jake

Didn't read the rules

The Sandlot

didn't read the rules

Dirty Harry Callahan in Magnum Force

Fail

from Magnum Force

Wrong

From The Ten Commandments

From The Planet of the Apes

From Soylent Green

Fails three times in one quote...............impressive

Dirty Harry

Didn't read rules

FFS.........THE HUMANTIY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Clean39T]

You're not being the ball, Danny.You want to tie me up with your ties Ty?


We've got a pond, and a pool...ponds good for you.

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[Clean39T]

So I got that goin’ for me. Which is nice.Gunga, gunga galunga.

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[Bruce K]

OK

Let’s try again:

You tell ‘em I’m coming... and HELL’S coming with me!”

BK

[XXtwindad]

didn't read the rules



didn't read the rules



Didn't read the rules



didn't read the rules



Fail



Wrong



Fails three times in one quote...............impressive



Didn't read rules

FFS.........THE HUMANTIY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just busted a gut laughing ...

[Bruce K]

And a bit of dialogue:

“You’re not fast enough.”

“Today I am.”

BK

[XXtwindad]

Ingemar Johansson: It's strange how I can't stop thinking about Laika. People shouldn't think so much. 'Time heals all wounds,' Mrs. Arvidsson says. Mrs. Arvidsson says some wise things. You have to try to forget.

[Clean39T]

And one more thing...it's been emotional.




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[Seramount]

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

[Bruce K]

Rule? In a knife fight? No rules!

BK

[Clean39T]

Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

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[Bruce K]

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads!”

And the similar predecessor:

Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”

BK

[azrider]

"You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you"

[choke]

"What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a goin' on here?"

"I've been to a town, Del."

"What hump?"

"Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"

Edited to add:

"We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants."

[azrider]

now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

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yes!!!

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[Tony Edwards]

Many many of my favorites are from the movie In the Loop, and parental discretion is advised for all of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIPxLzfw6wU

[Frankwurst]

I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read.

[Bruce K]

“Why so serious?”

“I’m just a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with it if I actually caught one. I just DO things.”

BK

[biker72]

Clint Eastwood:
Go ahead, make my day.

[old_fat_and_slow]

"Of course I'm talking about Delta you twerp. This year it's going to be different. This year we're going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus."

"What do you intend to do sir? Delta's already on probation."

"They are?"

"Yes sir."

"Then as of this moment, they're on Double Secret Probation!"

[Clean39T]

You can't stop what's coming. It ain't all waitin on you. That's vanity.

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[Clean39T]

"Of course I'm talking about Delta you twerp. This year it's going to be different. This year we're going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus."

"What do you intend to do sir? Delta's already on probation."

"They are"

" Yes sir."

"Then as of this moment, they're on Double Secret Probation!"Germans?

Don't stop him, he's on a roll.

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[mosca]

"He's shavin'."

You should know the rest:)

[MrDangerPants]

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it’s usually something unusual."

[PQJ]

"Losers try their best. Winners go home and f--k the prom queen."

[old_fat_and_slow]

"There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

and

"How much for the women?

[cgolvin]

Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”

:no: mhespenheide, you can have this correction

[old_fat_and_slow]

Tommy Turner:
"Holy s**t! It's the mother lode."

Billy:
"I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater."

Tommy Turner:
"This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida."

[Bruce K]

Yeah, I used the popular paraphrased version, the real line(s) is (are):

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have yo show you any stinkin’ badges!

BK

[cgolvin]

Yeah, I used the popular paraphrased version, the real line(s) is (are):



Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have yo show you any stinkin’ badges!



BK


Respect


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[echappist]

Third place is you're fired.

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and first place is a brand new tobaggan, right?

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Many many of my favorites are from the movie In the Loop, and parental discretion is advised for all of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIPxLzfw6wU

love it when he goes off. so many clever insults

impressive that all those were taken from the movie (as opposed to movie + two series of The Thick of Things)

[joosttx]

“Hell, they're all disgruntled. I ain't running no damn daisy farm. “

[Bruce K]

What were you doing at that range?

Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!

BK

[Bruce K]

No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you, he rubbed you, and rubbin’ son, is racin’.

BK

[gdw]

"Well Reg is our coach
Yeah, sure Old Time Hockey!
Like Eddie Shore
Eddie Shore yeah"

"All right, I'm coming out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sonofabitch takes a shot at me.. I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down!"

"Look at those assholes, ordinary ****ing people. I hate 'em."

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bull****. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

[DrSpoke]

One of many from Tombstone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qk8ZhkY9_w

Bonus: I'm You're Huckleberry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

[old_fat_and_slow]

"I'm going to be honest with you: I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell- if there is such a thing. I feel... saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once Zion is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, do you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me or you're going to die."

[wallymann]

"Heineken? f*ck that sh*t! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"

[Vientomas]

Dr. Soran: "Time is the fire in which we burn."

Star Trek Generations

[MikeD]

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

"Let's go, while we're young!"

Rodney Dangerfield was the king of the one liners.

[gasman]

Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

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Filmed at a Denny’s close to me and the Denny’s is still there.

[old_fat_and_slow]

Mountain Man:
"Now let's you just drop them pants."

"I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeeeeee"

"You ever had your balls cut off you f**king ape?"

"Looks we got us a sow here instead of a boar!"

[Vientomas]

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

“This aggression will not stand, man.”

[Elefantino]

"Bond. James Bond."

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"I tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."

"Soylent Green is people!"

"They call me Mr. Tibbs!"

"Carpe dentum ... seize the teeth."

"Good evening. May I take your purse as usual ... or for the first time?"

"I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

"It's all them "eenie" foods ... zucchini ... and linguine ... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French Fries!"

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

“It’s just a flesh wound.”

“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

"How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?"

[weisan]

Your favorite line(s) from a movie?

These all came from one movie. And there are more...more!

"Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Reply: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.



"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City Sailor wanna hump-hump bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."


"I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence," and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me."

"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."

Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

[pjm]

“It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.”

[XXtwindad]

"Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

"Lighten up, Francis."

[SlowPokePete]

"Doctor...always do the right thing."

SPP

[Climb01742]

‘Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling, there are rules.’


‘Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.’

[XXtwindad]

"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery?"

[OtayBW]

This is low-hanging fruit:........

What we have h'yea....is FAILURE to communicate.

and

Frankly my dear, I don't give a sram!

[old_fat_and_slow]

"I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

and also this gem:

"Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

[JWDR]

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way … turn

[BassoBry]

"Make it three yards motherf*cker and we'll have an automobile race"
-Two Lane Blacktop

[dancinkozmo]

i know I-tey food when i hear it ! its all them 'eenie' foods...zucchini...and linguine...and fettucine. i want some american food dammit ! i want french fries !!

[JonB]

“It’s part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I’m working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don’t know why.”

[weisan]

.Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.


There are no coincidences, only the illusion of coincidences.


People should not be afraid of their goverment,goverment should be afraid of their people

We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the world.

There is no certainty, only opportunity.


Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch, we are free.

[MagicHour]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/6e/4b/7a6e4bd14c992dfdb9d2577aedaac1ae.jpg

-Sgt Hulka, Stripes

[stoosy]

"Now my ass might be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass" - Pulp Fiction

"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms" - Outlaw Josey Wales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I6TrGedUn8

[RoadWhale]

Sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[skiezo]

Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

Do what I say you pile a' monkey nuts!

They can suck my pathetic little dick. And I'll even dip my nuts in marinara so the fat bastards can get a taste of home.
And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven.

“What knockers!

Whose brain did you put in him?
Err... Abby something...
Abby who?
Abby... Normal. Yes that's it, Abby Normal!
: Are you saying that you put an abnormal brain in a 7 foot tall, 54 inch wide GORILLA!!!???

[glepore]

Why is YOUR dirt in MY hole?


Don't call me Shirley.


Your grandmother was an Eggplant.

[dustyrider]

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka! When the walls fell. Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.

She’s meanness set to music and the !itch is born to run.

This hole, this quarry hole is mine!

[OtayBW]

Another favorite:
Hi. I'm Plenty.....


...But of course you are.

[fiamme red]

"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."

[wss]

If you wanna do anything about it I'll be outside, I'm a lot drunker than you are - so it'll be a fair fight

[wtex]

"I'm a thirty year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?"

[joosttx]

yes!!!!!


Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?

When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

Do what I say you pile a' monkey nuts!

They can suck my pathetic little dick. And I'll even dip my nuts in marinara so the fat bastards can get a taste of home.
And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven.

“What knockers!

Whose brain did you put in him?
Err... Abby something...
Abby who?
Abby... Normal. Yes that's it, Abby Normal!
: Are you saying that you put an abnormal brain in a 7 foot tall, 54 inch wide GORILLA!!!???

[NPcycling]

"One day this war is gonna end."

[skiezo]

“My name is Jim. But most people call me……Jim.”
“Piss on you. I’m working for Mel Brooks!”

[chrismoustache]

Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun.

[rwsaunders]

"I see dead people."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog, too!"

[bikinchris]

"We're on a mission from God."

[djg]

Yeah, well, I guess they had it comin’

We all have it coming, kid.

[Hawker]

"You can't handle the truth!"

"Get off of my lawn".

"No innie food!"

[fiamme red]

"Don't look now... but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."

"'Clear?' Huh! Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it."

"Very well then, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes."

"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home."

"I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school."

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

[echappist]

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[cloudguy]

Have fun storming the castle!

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Noonan...Noonan!

Oh Billy, Billy! Billy Baroo!

Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Clean39T]

what the eff were you possibly thinking?

hope you get banned from here+1 - quoting a movie isn't a free pass...


Some folks' inability to consider the impact of their actions is astounding.

The Apocalypse Now quote was bad enough.

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[XXtwindad]

+1 - quoting a movie isn't a free pass...


Some folks' inability to consider the impact of their actions is astounding.

The Apocalypse Now quote was bad enough.

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What 'Apocalypse Now' quote?

[Clean39T]

What 'Apocalypse Now' quote?Post #20.

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[Clean39T]

I love lamp.

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[cloudguy]

I love lamp.

You're just a woman with a small brain, a brain the third the size of us...its science.

[cloudguy]

Its the f%$&ing Catalina Wine Mixer!

[Joxster]

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

[holliscx]

Audrey Griswold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFXjLFlGm0k

[Louis]

This is my favorite exhortation:

https://youtu.be/A-yZNMWFqvM

[2LeftCleats]

I like to watch.

[JLQ]

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.

[paulh]

Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

[paulh]

I was told there would be cake..

[Billybob62]

You can tell me; I'm a doctor.....

[Bruce K]

“You’re not a Goog Guy at all”

“Of course not, I’m a lawyer you idiot!”

BK

[William]

"You can either surf, or you can fight!"






William

[echelon_john]

"Only an asshole gets killed for a car."

[old_fat_and_slow]

"What are you thinkin' about?"

"Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called la renarde, and would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her."

"She's a babe."

"She's a robo-babe. In latin she'd be called babia majora."

"If she were president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln."

[old_fat_and_slow]

Roy: "Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket]

Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth."

[old_fat_and_slow]

No matter where you go... There you are.

[Bruce K]

You made a time machine out of a DeLorean?

BK

[rpm]

"Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

[texasbbq]

"What's the f#*@ is a Chinese downhill?"

[Bruce K]

I’m a reasonable guy but, I’ve just experienced some unreasonable things.

BK

[XXtwindad]

I’m a reasonable guy but, I’ve just experienced some unreasonable things.

BK

Really fascinating to read all these responses. Doing quite a bit of "Googling."
Based upon their myriad of responses, I think Bruce and Clean39 should be the "Siskel and Ebert" of the Paceline.

And a Cult Classic:

"Well if some people get upset because they feel they have a hold on somethings. I'm just acting as a gentle reminder, here today, gone tomorrow so don't get attached to things. Now with that in mind I don't mind collecting things. I've collected quite a lot of stuff in my time. Yeah, this is all memorabilia — but it’s incidental, not integral, if you know what I mean."

[old_fat_and_slow]

"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."

and of course

"You stay classy, San Diego."

[old_fat_and_slow]

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!"

[Clean39T]

"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."

and of course

"You stay classy, San Diego."

I dabble.

[Clean39T]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

[XXtwindad]

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!"

Edit: Bruce, Clean39, and old,fat,&slow:)

[old_fat_and_slow]

Pawnbroker: "Man, that watch is so hot, it's smokin'."

Louis: "Hot? Do you mean to imply stolen?"

Pawnbroker: "I'll give you 50 bucks for it."

Louis: "Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!"

Pawnbroker: "You got a receipt?"

Louis: "Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad."

Pawnbroker: In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.

[72gmc]

"What's the f#*@ is a Chinese downhill?"


“Nice coat. Rat?”

[JLQ]

I'm afraid I'll never get over Macho Grande.

[bikeridah]

From 3 different classics...

"No more yanky my wanky, Donger need food!"

"These go to 11"

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good"

[gasman]

“ Bring me the holy hand gernade of Antioch “

[gdw]

Before long, two men showed up. Two men in suits. Men with pale faces and soulless eyes. Such men could have come from only one place: the bank.

[Bruce K]

No Googling involved.

Lying here recovering from foot surgery gives me lots of time to check in on old favorites.

Plus, I am a fan of this sort of stuff.

BK

[gdw]

"Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year! They oughta have 'em, too."

"It happens sometimes. People just explode...natural causes."

[pjm]

Here’s a whole bunch of ‘em, especially from Burgess Meredith.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xltk859iHcE

[Bruce K]

They Live.... We Sleep

BK

[bikeridah]

I'm hard pressed to think of any one-liners from a movie made in the last decade.

Thought of a few more in the meantime.

"Was is over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"It's just a flesh wound"

"You can't handle the truth!"

[joosttx]

bulimia is so '87.

F#$% gentle with a chainsaw.

sometimes nothing is a real cool hand

[rpm]

“No bucks, no Buck Rogers.”

“If you build it, they will come.”

[Bruce K]

That’s not a knife.... THIS is a knife.

BK

[Bruce K]

There are just so many...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

BK

[donevwil]

"You know, it's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than to create."
--------

"I have to go to church."

"What for?"

"Confess my sins. I'm a sinner."
--------

[praying] "Give me the strength to be what I was, and forgive me for what I am."
--------

"Did you want confession?"

"Heh? Well, maybe later, Father. 'Cause where I am going, I'd just have to come right back."

[glepore]

You mockin' me boy?


What's a yoot?

[Bruce K]

I am Groot! (In all of it’s meanings)

BK

[old_fat_and_slow]

Dom: "You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?"

Ted: "Cause I'm tired..."

Dom:" Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jes*s, that stuff will f*ck you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that."

[old_fat_and_slow]

Dina Byrnes:" I had no idea you could milk a cat!"

Greg Focker: "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples."

Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

[old_fat_and_slow]

"I just sharted."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hi2lEOHkNM

[Hawker]

"Don't look now... but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."

"'Clear?' Huh! Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it."

"Very well then, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes."

"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home."

"I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school."

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

LOL, Fiamme, one look at these and you know who said them. :)

[old_fat_and_slow]

"That was a churchhouse creeper. "

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL1PnA698Zc

[cloudguy]

I'll be taking these Huggies and what ever cash you got.

I said the 12-pack, not the 24-pack! You're just gonna have to mix and match.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is a war room!

[Bruce K]

The whole point of a doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret.

And back to westerns...

You idiot, he’s hit everything he’s aimed at!

BK

[XXtwindad]

From the riveting scene in the sauna. Still burnished in my memory:

Jerry: [after much prodding by Barry] Ok. The best fu** I ever had. That would be your wife. That was the best fu** I ever had.

Cary: That beats my story.

[Bruce K]

Way too much time on my hands to think and watch...

From the same movie:

Friend, you better get another line of work, this one sure don’t fit your pistol.

And....

I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

BK

[harlond]

"You're young, got your health, what do you want with a job?"

[cloudguy]

Oh, ****! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?

We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.

You wanna play some word games, or do some experiments on me or anything?

[cloudguy]

Listen, do you smell something?

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

[Bob Ross]

My wife's favorite line from the movies:

"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."

[Elefantino]

"My father thanks you; my mother thanks you; my sister thanks you; and I thank you."

[William]

"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince."


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William

[bikinchris]

Go away kid, ya bother me.

[Bruce K]

I have introduced myself. You have introduced yourself. This is a very good conversation.

BK

[azrider]

"These are my O.R. scrubs"

"Oh are they?"

[rst72]

“F@#k you, pay me.”

“I drink your milkshake!”

[pjm]

“I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?”

[OtayBW]

"Honey - why are you wearing your boots to bed?"
"Traction...."

[SpokeValley]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Pre quote above: "Go and boil your bottoms, you empty-headed, animal food trough wipers!"

Post quote: "I ffffart in your general direction."

I actually got a copy of the script as a premium for joining PBS :rolleyes:

[skiezo]

"Senator: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

When I get to likin’ someone, they ain’t around long.
I notice when you get to DISlikin’ someone they ain’t around for long neither.

You can't get 'em all, Josie.
That's a fact.
How come you're doing this, then?
Because I ain't got nothin' better to do."

[Bruce K]

Well, are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

BK

[choke]

"There are some who call me...Tim."

[cloudguy]

"These are my O.R. scrubs"

"Oh are they?"

You still got that little BB in your hand, Chassie?

Why did you shoot me?

It was the object of the game, wasn't it?

No. We were on the same team.

[hooter]

“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.”

[old_fat_and_slow]

"He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there."

[cloudguy]

And if it wouldn't be too much, I'd like to get somethin' for you, Clark. Somethin' really nice.

[cloudguy]

"He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there."

We’re going streaking!!!! We’re going streaking through that quad and into the gymnasium! Come on everybody!

[merlincustom1]

“I thought we had Cate Blanchette on the budget.”

[merlincustom1]

“My boy is wicked smaht!”

[merlincustom1]

“You got a corpse in a car minus a head in a garage. Take me to it.”

[retrofit]

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.”

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

[alancw3]

"we don't need no stinking badges" blazing saddles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI9jFp0cnig

[cinco]

"You are what you love, not what loves you."

[Bruce K]

C’mon alancw3

Keep up - did that one and the original line from the original movie about 6 pages back! ;)

BK

[cinco]

The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

[Bruce K]

Westerns (my favorite genre) are loaded with theses....

Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.

We’ll give you a fair trial, followed by a first class hangin’

... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t. The hell I won’t!

BK

[alancw3]

C’mon alancw3

Keep up - did that one and the original line from the original movie about 6 pages back! ;)

BK
sorry i must have somehow missed it.

how about this one:

"quite frankly my dear i just don't give a damn". gone with the wind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnTWxpTQt4

[chrismoustache]

'but what about our relationship?'

Pauses, 'f--- that'

[OtayBW]

sorry i must have somehow missed it.

how about this one:

"quite frankly my dear i just don't give a damn". gone with the wind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnTWxpTQt4

Sorry, taken - sort of... (post 105):
This is low-hanging fruit:........

What we have h'yea....is FAILURE to communicate.

and

Frankly my dear, I don't give a sram!

:D :D :D

[JLQ]

I call it a kaiser blade.

[old_fat_and_slow]

Yippie-Ki-Yay, Muthah f*ckah!

[alancw3]

Sorry, taken - sort of... (post 105):


:D :D :D

wow i guess i really screwed up twice!!!! anyway thanks for letting me know! totally my bad!

[Mr. Pink]

Chay hello to my leetle friend.

[OtayBW]

wow i guess i really screwed up twice!!!! anyway thanks for letting me know! totally my bad!
Nah...no problem! :cool:

[old_fat_and_slow]

Everybody who comes in here is way too uptight. This job would be great if it wasn't for the f*cking customers.

[HenryA]

“Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy.” —- Outlaw Josey Wales

“God darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.” —- Blazing Saddles

“I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.” —— The Godfather

“It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”

“Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.”

“Oh, it looks good on you though” —- Caddyshack (Rodney Dangerfield)

“I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.” (Ted Knight)

“You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?” —- Dangerfield again.

And of course...

“Doody”

[old_fat_and_slow]

Holden:" It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said, "the big bucks are in d*ck and fart jokes." She was a church goer."

[enr1co]

“Stupid is as stupid does”

[Climb01742]

A complete change of pace...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmIef02Ajk

'Hey, Boo.'

[HenryA]

“You talkin’ to me?”

“Hey, I’m walkin’ here.”

“Never get out of the boat.”

[XXtwindad]

“Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy.” —- Outlaw Josey Wales

“God darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.” —- Blazing Saddles

“I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.” —— The Godfather

“It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”

“Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.”

“Oh, it looks good on you though” —- Caddyshack (Rodney Dangerfield)



“I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.” (Ted Knight)

“You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?” —- Dangerfield again.

And of course...

“Doody”


Azirider must be golfing ... :)

[Climb01742]

“Hey, I’m walkin’ here.”

+1
Wonder how many can name the film? A great movie, particularly if you love NYC, but often forgotten/overlooked.

[Clean39T]

+1
Wonder how many can name the film? A great movie, particularly if you love NYC, but often forgotten/overlooked.

Speaking of NYC..

No, physical force is better with Nazis. It's hard to satirise a guy with shiny boots.

Or maybe..

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it

[XXtwindad]

A cult classic from the high school years :

Bud: I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

Otto Maddox: That's bull****. You're a white suburban punk just like me.

Bud: Yeah, but it still hurts.

[cloudguy]

I'm king of the wooooorld!

[Bruce K]

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

BK

[XXtwindad]

Speaking of NYC..

No, physical force is better with Nazis. It's hard to satirise a guy with shiny boots.

Or maybe..

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it

Throwin' down the "NYC" gauntlet:

It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. I guess that's how I feel about relationships. They're totally crazy, irrational, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs.

[72gmc]

Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya!



(I need to watch this movie again)

[cloudguy]

Throwin' down the "NYC" gauntlet:

You're A-Number One! You're the Duke! You're the Duke! You're the Duke. You're A-Number One.

[XXtwindad]

You're A-Number One! You're the Duke! You're the Duke! You're the Duke. You're A-Number One.

Long Live Radio Raheem!

Radio Raheem: Let Me Tell You The Story Of Right Hand-Left Hand, It's A Tale Of Good And Evil, Hate: It Was With This Hand That Cain Iced His Brother, Love: These Five Fingers, They Go Straight To The Soul Of Man, The Right Hand: The Hand Of Love.

[Tony T]

"… It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!"

[Tony T]

Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya!
(I need to watch this movie again)

Was on HBO 2 days ago (Available on HBO GO/NOW)

[Tony T]

"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don’t be mean; we don’t have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

[Clean39T]

Throwin' down the "NYC" gauntlet:



Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

and...almost on topic here...

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

[HenryA]

Since I already broke the rules, here is my top ten list of funniest movies ever:

1. Caddyshack
2. Caddyshack
3. Caddyshack
4. Caddyshack
5. Caddyshack
6. Caddyshack
7. Blazing Saddles
8. Blazing Saddles
9. Blazing Saddles
10. Blazing Saddles

Don’t even think about debating this.

[XXtwindad]

[QUOTE=Clean39T;2470201]Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Damn! Beat me to it! (And you avoided the obvious line...)

[XXtwindad]

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

and...almost on topic here...

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

And a hometown throwback for you ...


Rick: Jesus, Bob, you never told us anything about not mentioning dogs.
Bob: The reason nobody mentioned dogs, Rick, is that to mention the dog would have been a hex in itself.
Rick: All right, well, now we are on the subject, are there an other stupid things we aren't supposed to mention that will affect our future? "