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BumbleBeeDave
04-30-2004, 12:07 PM
From ProCycling's web site . . .
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In years to come it will make a fine quiz question: Which professional cyclist was fined, not for refusal to wear a helmet, not for getting caught on a speed camera, not for non-regulation bib shorts – but for failure to fit his race bike with a …safety bell? For once the answer is not serial non-conformist Mario Cipollini.

Until the first week of April Fassa Bortolo‘s Guido Trenti was looking forward to confirming his status as provider of peloton’s best escort service to top sprinters at the Giro d'Italia. Trenti is in fact best known as the last man in Alessandro Petacchi's sprint "train". Fate, though, was about to intervene in the unlikely form of a Renault Espace: training in Asolo, near his home in north-east Italy, the 31-year-old Trenti collided with the vehicle and saw all hopes of chaperoning Petacchi to Giro glory end in an emergency ward along with fractures to his pelvis, jaw, tibia and elbow. For days after the accident it was not only Trenti’s season which looked in jeopardy, but perhaps also his career.

But the punchline was about to arrive. And it was the ultimate in poor taste and poor timing. Arriving on the scene, local traffic policemen inspected Trenti’s mangled Pinarello bike and shook their heads disapprovingly. No bell. That’ll be 39 euros, 'per favore'.

"I can’t complain," Trenti, whose wired jaw made him unable to speak until two days ago, reflected. "I looked up the Italian traffic laws on the internet and they were perfectly entitled to fine me. The problem is that road bikes in Italy don’t tend to come with bells…"

Doc Austin
04-30-2004, 12:21 PM
Poor guy.

Tom
04-30-2004, 12:21 PM
We're obliged to mount one. A bell, not a lawmaker, get your mind out of the gutter BBDave! It's bad enough you ride there... I'm not kidding, people. Last night BBDave and I overtake some 10 year old kid on a BMX bike. It was a stunning display of pacelining, each of us taking our turns at the front and after a couple of miles we had him. The kid sees us coming for some time and pulls over to the margin of the traffic lane, there's two inches of pavement to his right and then a six foot deep ditch filled with weeds and water.

Dave says: "Passing on your left."

How the kid wasn't stunned into falling right over into the water is a testament to his unflappable poise. He's going places, that kid. I bet he goes home and tells his mom he encountered a Man Without Assumptions today. I almost fell over because I started doing a Lewis Black rant with finger jabbing but I'm not real good at riding no hands.

I believe at one of the Serotta Open House weekends, Lori had a bell on the bars of her Ottrott. So incongruous and very funny.

Sandy
04-30-2004, 12:53 PM
If you had anything to do with it, it is undoubtedly both funny and sick. :)

Sandy

zap
04-30-2004, 01:25 PM
Most jurisdictions in the US require a bell as well.

Sandy is required to have a horn.

Dude
04-30-2004, 01:49 PM
Now who is the US going to send to worlds this year?? We'd have no sprinter!!!