View Full Version : Do a majority of Serotta owners have moustaches?
texbike
08-05-2006, 03:25 PM
Ever the keen observer of unimportant trends, I've noticed a large number of Serotta riders that have moustaches in my neck of the woods (Austin).
This led to the following questions:
Do Serotta owners have a higher incidence of facial hair than your average Trek or Giant owners?
Is this a nationwide trend among Serotta owners? OR are moustaches only worn by Serotta owners in the State of Texas as a homage to Kinky Friedman?
Do I need a moustache to properly qualify for Serotta-ownership?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Thanks for your help.
Texbike
a100mark
08-05-2006, 03:29 PM
are you including us female owners as well? if so, i'm insulted :)
Louis
08-05-2006, 03:34 PM
I have a beard, but no poll option covers that...
Big Dan
08-05-2006, 03:46 PM
Long sideburns.......... :cool:
jharsha
08-05-2006, 04:44 PM
'stache and beard. Guess I'm just too lazy to shave.
Bill Bove
08-05-2006, 04:48 PM
Extremely nonaerodynamical cookie duster since basic training thirty years ago.
I once had, and wore regularly a t-shirt that said MUSTACHE RIDES 5c :banana:
Kevan
08-05-2006, 05:02 PM
the ladies are participating in this poll as well.
Hair from the North pole has migrated to the South; there are signs of snow.
Serpico
08-05-2006, 05:08 PM
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Do a majority of Serotta owners have moustaches?
some of these guys have several mustaches, it's a dedicated group
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znfdl
08-05-2006, 06:04 PM
I have a moustache but no serotta.
SoCalSteve
08-05-2006, 06:37 PM
Beard, moustache and 3 Serotta's, does that skew the results somehow?
Steve
toaster
08-05-2006, 09:49 PM
If you're shaving leg and body hair what would you want a moustache for?
Maybe catching bugs with snotty facial hair?
What enquiring minds really want to know is whether Serotta owners have tattoos and piercings.
scottie
08-05-2006, 10:28 PM
three serotta's and clean shaven, that'll mess things up...
sw3759
08-05-2006, 10:52 PM
i live in Texas but have no kinky mustache.
i used to have a mustache before i moved to Texas,but had no Serotta.
now i have a Serotta but no mustache....
i think its better that way.
now,about those tattoo's?who has a Serotta tattoo? :banana:
"He ain't Kinky,he's our Governer"
Kevan
08-06-2006, 06:35 AM
What enquiring minds really want to know is whether Serotta owners have tattoos and piercings.
You don't.
CNY rider
08-06-2006, 06:58 AM
Beard, moustache and 3 Serotta's, does that skew the results somehow?
Steve
All right pal, I've suspected this for a while, but now I gotta ask:
Are you the hedgehog? Come clean!
steve575
08-07-2006, 07:07 AM
Moustaaches are cool. Magnum P.I. and the Bandit both wore them. Did they ride Serottas?
george
08-07-2006, 12:11 PM
"eddie, eddie why don't you wanna kiss your auntee?" (crying/yelling)... "because she gots a mustache!!"
eddie murphy comedian
Bruce K
08-07-2006, 12:50 PM
3 Serottas, a moustache, an aerodynamic hairline, dapper "salt and pepper" coloration, but no moustache bars.
I'll leave that up to 39cross! ;)
BK
Fixed
08-07-2006, 01:22 PM
yes and stubble on my chin
cheers
davids
08-07-2006, 01:32 PM
yep, with matching beard. Trimmed as short as possible, atmo.
Archibald
08-07-2006, 02:33 PM
My moustache made me crash.
Bad moustache!
Fixed
08-07-2006, 02:36 PM
how many bros use stash wax?
sevencyclist
08-07-2006, 02:56 PM
Come to think of it, I do not think I have ever seen a Serotta with moustache bar.
Does anyone have a picture?
No Serotta, but a moustache. And sometimes a beard to go with it.
-Ray
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