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texbike
08-05-2006, 03:25 PM
Ever the keen observer of unimportant trends, I've noticed a large number of Serotta riders that have moustaches in my neck of the woods (Austin).

This led to the following questions:

Do Serotta owners have a higher incidence of facial hair than your average Trek or Giant owners?

Is this a nationwide trend among Serotta owners? OR are moustaches only worn by Serotta owners in the State of Texas as a homage to Kinky Friedman?

Do I need a moustache to properly qualify for Serotta-ownership?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Thanks for your help.

Texbike

a100mark
08-05-2006, 03:29 PM
are you including us female owners as well? if so, i'm insulted :)

Louis
08-05-2006, 03:34 PM
I have a beard, but no poll option covers that...

Big Dan
08-05-2006, 03:46 PM
Long sideburns.......... :cool:

jharsha
08-05-2006, 04:44 PM
'stache and beard. Guess I'm just too lazy to shave.

Bill Bove
08-05-2006, 04:48 PM
Extremely nonaerodynamical cookie duster since basic training thirty years ago.

I once had, and wore regularly a t-shirt that said MUSTACHE RIDES 5c :banana:

Kevan
08-05-2006, 05:02 PM
the ladies are participating in this poll as well.

Hair from the North pole has migrated to the South; there are signs of snow.

Serpico
08-05-2006, 05:08 PM
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Do a majority of Serotta owners have moustaches?

some of these guys have several mustaches, it's a dedicated group
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znfdl
08-05-2006, 06:04 PM
I have a moustache but no serotta.

SoCalSteve
08-05-2006, 06:37 PM
Beard, moustache and 3 Serotta's, does that skew the results somehow?

Steve

toaster
08-05-2006, 09:49 PM
If you're shaving leg and body hair what would you want a moustache for?

Maybe catching bugs with snotty facial hair?

What enquiring minds really want to know is whether Serotta owners have tattoos and piercings.

scottie
08-05-2006, 10:28 PM
three serotta's and clean shaven, that'll mess things up...

sw3759
08-05-2006, 10:52 PM
i live in Texas but have no kinky mustache.
i used to have a mustache before i moved to Texas,but had no Serotta.
now i have a Serotta but no mustache....
i think its better that way.

now,about those tattoo's?who has a Serotta tattoo? :banana:




"He ain't Kinky,he's our Governer"

Kevan
08-06-2006, 06:35 AM
What enquiring minds really want to know is whether Serotta owners have tattoos and piercings.

You don't.

CNY rider
08-06-2006, 06:58 AM
Beard, moustache and 3 Serotta's, does that skew the results somehow?

Steve


All right pal, I've suspected this for a while, but now I gotta ask:

Are you the hedgehog? Come clean!

steve575
08-07-2006, 07:07 AM
Moustaaches are cool. Magnum P.I. and the Bandit both wore them. Did they ride Serottas?

george
08-07-2006, 12:11 PM
"eddie, eddie why don't you wanna kiss your auntee?" (crying/yelling)... "because she gots a mustache!!"

eddie murphy comedian

Bruce K
08-07-2006, 12:50 PM
3 Serottas, a moustache, an aerodynamic hairline, dapper "salt and pepper" coloration, but no moustache bars.

I'll leave that up to 39cross! ;)

BK

Fixed
08-07-2006, 01:22 PM
yes and stubble on my chin
cheers

davids
08-07-2006, 01:32 PM
yep, with matching beard. Trimmed as short as possible, atmo.

Archibald
08-07-2006, 02:33 PM
My moustache made me crash.
Bad moustache!

Fixed
08-07-2006, 02:36 PM
how many bros use stash wax?

sevencyclist
08-07-2006, 02:56 PM
Come to think of it, I do not think I have ever seen a Serotta with moustache bar.

Does anyone have a picture?

Ray
08-07-2006, 03:29 PM
No Serotta, but a moustache. And sometimes a beard to go with it.

-Ray